Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

The male protagonist of Gintama, Sakata Gintoki, is a unique and shameless old driver in the entire anime circle.

A scourge like this...must never be allowed in the village!

Sakata Gintoki: Picking Nose.JPG

The best thing would be to send him out like Lao Sha did, and let him cause trouble to others.

Sakata Gintoki: Picking Nose.JPG

This guy……

But this beast can perform countless famous scenes such as having sex six times a night, eating curry with an anus, hiding a knife in the butt, Doraemon Gin howling... etc!

Staying with him for a long time...

Naruto is very worried about the moral integrity of the members of the Akatsuki organization~

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Naruto: (ー ー゛)…

"Can you please stop picking your nose?!

I'm afraid that you might burst your blood and die in my room."

pra~

The black booger was bounced directly by Sakata Gintoki onto the wall behind Naruto.

If Naruto hadn't tilted his head just now...the booger might not have been on the wall, but stuck to Naruto's forehead.

Naruto: (? Benefit?) !!!

Although I thought this silver curly-haired guy was funny when I watched Gintama in my previous life, but when he really stood in front of me alive...

Naruto really wants to kill him with one knife!

Dead fish eyes, disdainful face, loves to pick his nose, exudes a mixture of scum, salted fish, perverted and old driver from inside and out...

Even if he just stood there without saying anything, it was enough to make everyone who saw him angry to death.

[Oh~ Damn it, how can such a person exist in the world? !

Sure enough, the netizens' speculation in the previous life that the author of Gintama was not from the Blue Star was not groundless. How could a real Blue Star come up with such a jerk?! 】

At this moment, Naruto hated it so much that he just wanted to pull the dog system out from some unknown space and bite it to pieces.

[If you must summon a character from Gintama, why don't you just summon a soft and fragrant Kagura for me? Wouldn't that be nice? !

If all else fails, you can call Shinpachi's real self over, and I wouldn't mind!

But, why is it Sakata Gintoki who has no motivation all day long and has cosplayed Kakashi...

Wait, Kakashi?! 】

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

Naruto should probably have a rough idea of ​​what he can send Sakata Gintoki to do, but before that...

He had to convince Sakata Gintoki to give him a completely new look first.

……

"Ahh~"

Brother Tuzi: →_→……

Nohara Lin: →_→……

"What's wrong with you Kakashi...are you sick?"

"Don't worry about him, Lin. He just can't stand us showing affection in front of him... Come on, open your mouth, ah~"

Brother Tuzi put a big spoonful of mango pudding into Lin's cherry mouth.

Lin: ???(* ????? *)???

Brother Tuzi: ?(?ˊ?ˋ)?* ??~

A sudden chill suddenly surged in his heart for no reason. Kakashi felt that he had been targeted by some peerless old bastard. Now he just wanted to...

Kakashi: ?_?...hiccup~

Maybe he should find a future partner.

Kakashi, who just had this thought in his mind, didn't know how much he would want to travel back to the present to slap himself twice and then yell at himself:

"What are you thinking about?! You don't want to! Get this sinful thought out of your mind!"

Ok……

Especially when his future self was being chased and hacked by a group of girls shouting "Hatake Kakashi you are such a heartless man".

Future Kakashi: What shameless bastard is pretending to be me and flirting with girls all over the world?!

Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!

Naruto: ?乛?乛?~ I'm not losing~

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……

Early the next morning.

【Stinky brat:

When you see this letter, I have already run away from home.

How does the saying go...

The world is big and I want to see it.

And now, I feel that it is time for me to step out bravely!

So I am leaving, leaving your body and heading for the distant place I long for.

But you don't have to worry about dying, because I still left a ball of chakra in your body.

(Although I know that you will not die suddenly even if you leave me now, I still keep you.

How is it? Is this uncle treating you well? ! )

Don't think about looking for me, you won't find me.

From now on, we have a long way to go, and we will meet again if we are destined.

——Your uncle, Jiu Lama. 】

Honestly, when Naruto woke up and found that the red fox he kept in his body was gone, and there was an extra letter like this in his consciousness space...

Naruto was indeed shocked.

The red-haired fox is now as fat as a pig, and he looks like he wants to die of exhaustion after just two steps...

How dare you say you want to see the outside world?

Naruto: (ー ー゛)…

Something is wrong, 12 out of 10 things are wrong!

What on earth was the reason that would make a big red-haired fox, which had stayed inside its body for all those years since it was unsealed and never thought of coming out, willingly leave his "love nest"?

Naruto couldn't figure it out, so he decided to catch the red-haired fox and ask him.

"You better come out yourself, you damn fox~

Otherwise I don’t mind keeping you from coming out forever.”

Naruto shouted to Himawari who was sitting on the couch in the living room waiting for breakfast.

sunflower:?_????

There was no change at the scene, not even a strand of fox hair appeared.

Naruto: (???w?′?)? ! !

"Okay, you bastard, you have guts... I'll count to three, and if you don't come out, you'll have to bear the consequences~

one! "

Naruto: (?益?)!

"two!"

Naruto: (? ? Dish ?) !!

"three!"

...Still not even a strand of fox hair appeared.

Naruto: ??(◣д◢) ?! ! !

"I'm going to find Lazy Sheep right now to pull you out and beat you up, then I'm going to find a bottle to seal you in and throw you into the cesspool!"

As soon as these words were spoken, a fox head suddenly appeared on the belly of the cute sunflower.

"You little brat, I'm warning you all not to bully the fox too much!!!"

Sunflower: (???)……(@w@?ゝ∠)……

The little girl was so frightened that she fainted on the sofa.

Jiu Lama: (▼皿▼#) I’ll bite you!!!

Naruto: (??? д ???)!!!

"Damn... cough~ Jiu Lama, why is your face... swollen?"

"Ask your mother... and the sheep!"

The bruised red-haired fox said this hastily and went back into the sunflower's body.

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

It should be said that at this moment, Naruto has already imagined that his mother took advantage of his sleep and asked me to run into his consciousness space and forcibly pull out the sleeping Kurama;

Then the old mother rode on the fox's back and hit the fox's head with a frying pan, forcing him to make Himawari the new Nine-Tails Jinchūriki...