Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

"You want to fight in my village?!"

Madara: (▼ヘ▼#) Stare!

Konoha Ninjas: (°Д°≡°Д°)!!!

Iwagakure Ninjas: (°Д°≡°Д°)!!!

"Humph! Today is a big day for my Hokage Village. If anyone dares to cause trouble... I, Uchiha Madara, will visit his village in person!"

Senju Hashirama: o(￣ヘ￣o)!

"That's right. If anyone dares to cause trouble in our Hokage Village today, Madara and I will visit them personally!"

Konoha Ninjas: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? !!

[We...Hokage Village?!

First Hokage, are you sure you haven't been hit by Kotoamatsukami or Infinite Tsukuyomi? ! 】

Who knows, family members? The Konoha ninjas were originally holding back their anger to attend the founding ceremony of this damn Hokage Village.

But when they got here, they found out that...the original leader of their Konoha Village, the first Hokage, Senju Hashirama, had openly led the rebellion? !

[First Hokage, please wake up. The village you founded was called Konoha Village, not Hokage Village! 】

The Konoha ninjas wailed and roared in their hearts, crawling in darkness and twisting...

"Pfft~"

The Konoha ninjas all turned their heads and found that the one who made such a commotion was none other than - Two Heavenly Scales Ohnoki.

Konoha Ninjas: (? Benefit?) !!!

"Sorry, sorry, I just can't help it."

Old man Ohnoki waved his hand without sincerity.

"Hokage Village...Puchi~"

Konoha ninjas: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻Fuck! You're still laughing?!

Before this, Grandpa Ohnoki didn't even know the name of this newly established ninja village, because the (threatening) invitation (letter) written by Madara-sama himself and sent to Iwagakure didn't mention it at all...

It’s hard to say whether this was a deliberate trick played by Madara-sama, but in Ōnoki’s opinion, the effect of this show... is truly amazing!

Ohnoki: ?a?a?a (????)?~

"What? Is the name I, Uchiha Madara, came up with funny?!"

Madara-sama came behind Ōnoki without knowing when, and his deep voice sounded like the chanting of a soul-demanding sermon to Ōnoki's ears...

Onoki: (ー ー゛)……

The old man couldn't laugh anymore.

He immediately turned around stiffly and gave Madara-sama a smile that was as good as that of an old man.

"It's not funny, it's not funny. The name given by Senior Madara makes me feel boundless domineering as soon as I hear it, and I feel heroic in my heart...

I, the junior, would like to express my congratulations to Senior Madara on the founding of the village on behalf of all the villagers of Iwagakure Village!"

"...I think I've seen you before. Are you Wu's disciple?"

Seeing that Madara still remembered him, old man Ōnoki felt flattered and quickly bowed again in response.

"Yes, I am..."

"The one who almost pissed himself on me?"

Ohnoki: (||?_?)...You don't have to say the last sentence.

But the fact is that Madara has already said it, so in order to defend his own dignity, old man Ōnoki can only... pretend not to hear it.

Ōnoki thought that as long as he pretended not to hear it, the matter would be over, but he didn't expect Madara-sama's next question to be even more tricky.

"I heard that you have already resigned as Tsuchikage... Then why didn't the current Tsuchikage of your Iwagakure Village come?!

Are you expressing your dissatisfaction with me, Uchiha Madara... huh? ! "

Ohnoki: (“▔□▔)?!! How can he respond to that?!

"Please don't misunderstand, Madara-senpai. The current Tsuchikage of our Iwagakure Village will also be attending the ceremony...

It's just that he was delayed on the way, and he will be here soon."

Ōnoki tried his best to explain to Madara-sama, but in his heart he had already cursed the little yellow-haired boy who kidnapped his precious granddaughter thousands of times.

[I told you long ago not to go, not to go, not to go!

As a result, you insisted on meeting up with the people from your Akatsuki organization before coming here.

Now, Uchiha Madara, the fierce man who kills without blinking an eye, is angry...

Damn Deidara!

When I get back, I will hang you up and beat you, the traitor! 】

After hearing this, Madara's face became even gloomier. It was obvious that Ohnoki's explanation did not satisfy him.

At the critical moment, it was Uchiha Mikoto who stepped forward to explain.

"Mr. Madara, the current Tsuchikage of the Hidden Rock Village, Deidara, is also a member of the Akatsuki organization... He should have gone to look for Naruto and the others."

Ohnoki: (?w? )... My benefactor~

Madara was about to lose his temper: (ー ー゛)…his anger dissipated in an instant.

"…Remember, you are not allowed to fight in the village. I will punish anyone who dares to do so!"

After saying these harsh words, Madara-sama walked away holding Senju Hashirama with an unhappy look on his face.

Before leaving, a certain idiot did not forget to stick his head out of Madara's arms and added.

"Madara is right...me too!"

……

"The one planted in the central flower bed ahead is..."

"No doubt about it, it is indeed Jiraiya-senpai."

Although the Konoha ninjas were reluctant to admit it, that long white hair and that messy old face painted with oil paint...

All these iconic features told them that the one planted in the flower bed with only his head sticking out and surrounded by golden chrysanthemums was none other than the Toad Sage Jiraiya.

No need to ask, this was probably done by Madara-sama...

Two of the three Konoha ninjas have already left. At this moment, the Konoha ninjas are really afraid that if they turn around, they will see that Orochimaru has also been arranged by Madara to a certain location in the Hokage Village.

If that were to happen...

"…I propose that after we return to Konoha, we change today of each year to 'Konoha Good Friday'…"

"I agree."

"……agree."

"..."

Konoha Ninjas: o(╥﹏╥)o Sadness...is like a river flowing backwards.

……

"Naruto...I feel so miserable!

You don't know how hard it is for me to live alone in the Hidden Rock Village!

woo woo woo woo……"

As soon as Xiaodi met the people from the Akatsuki organization, she threw herself into Naruto's arms and cried loudly, not noticing the increasingly grim expression of Kurotsuchi at the back of the team.

Kurotsuchi: (▼ヘ▼#)? ! !

[What?! I let you marry me and made you the Tsuchikage, so I’m treating you like that?!]

"You don't even know...the old man and Huang Tu are crazy!

All day long, whenever he has nothing to do, he would grab me and beat me up, bang bang, ah ah ah…

My butt is covered with calluses, woooo (*?????)..."

Naruto: ??^??...Who isn't?

Anyway, being a son-in-law is not easy...

I feel the same way, and I feel deeply...

The two little yellow-haired boys, who were deeply persecuted by their respective fathers-in-law, no longer cared about the strange looks from others and just stood there crying with their heads held high.

"I'm telling you, Naruto~

After I found the organization this time, I will not leave, no matter what... Those two old guys are crazy... Puff!"

Unable to bear it any longer, the black soil girl rushed forward and slammed Xiaodi into the ground with a frying pan.

Naruto: ??????!!!

Naruto silently glanced at Hinata who was also at the end of the team...

Hinata: (′つヮ??)~

Naruto: (σ≧?▽?≦?)σ. ~

[Huh~ Fortunately, fortunately... Fortunately, the wife I found for myself is relatively gentle...]