Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.
Chapter 365: Rope Tree: Is that the young Jiraiya?
“Is this the Sheep Village?”
Senju Hashirama struggled to stick his head out of Tsunade's arms and looked curiously at the giant lazy sheep portrait of you hanging above the entrance of the Sheep Village.
Tsunade: (′⌒` )Hmph!
Tsunade said, "Don't get close to me, I'm still angry!"
After she learned from Orochimaru that her two grandfathers had fallen into Madara's hands, she rushed to rescue them day and night without stopping.
When I got there, I found out...
His great grandfather, Hashirama Senju, known as the "God of the Ninja World";
He actually...actually? !
Whenever Tsunade thought of the "Honorary Elder of the Hokage Village" plaque that Hashirama Senju took out in front of her, she almost crushed him to pieces once again.
[The granddaughter was about to fight to the death, why did grandpa surrender first? !
Besides, it would be fine if you surrendered, but when that Uchiha Madara guy wanted to hang my mother and my second grandfather at the door...
You bastard grandpa, don't you even give me some advice?!
(???w?′?)? ? ! 】
Seeing that his granddaughter still didn't want to talk to him, Hashirama Senju didn't care with a silly smile on his face.
However, Jiraiya, who was following behind the two of them, sensed that his opportunity had come and quickly ran up to offer his courtesy.
"Yes, Grandpa Hashirama, this is the Sheep Village."
You ask why Jiraiya called Senju Hashirama "Grandpa Hashirama" instead of "The First Hokage" or "Mr. Hashirama"?
Emmm... It's really the so-called Jiraiya's heart. If you understand, you will understand.
In order to leave a good impression in front of the two elders, even though Jiraiya looked much older than Senju Hashirama, he still called him "Grandpa" in an extremely shameless way.
It was also because of his continuous efforts that Jiraiya finally reaped the rewards...
Snapped! ! !
A loud slap came from the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, who was sitting on his head, and was Tsunade's second grandfather.
Senju Tobirama: (ー`′ー)...
"Just talk, don't nod your head like a dog."
Senju Tobirama secretly: (? Benefit?) !!!
[Ahhhh! Why does my little Tsunade only hug big brother and not me? !
Does that mean that if the great grandfather is a grandfather, then the second grandfather is not a grandfather? !
And you, you bastard white-haired toad, don't think I didn't see that you were plotting something bad against my little Tsunade...
A toad wants to eat swan meat, what the hell are you dreaming of? I'll eat you! 】
Jiraiya has been used as a temporary mount by Senju Tobirama since he came out of the Hokage Village. From time to time, he would be rewarded with two big dicks by Senju Tobirama along the way...
Jiraiya felt no emotion at all, he was used to it.
Besides, the person above him is not only his master, but also whether the thing between him and Tsunade can be accomplished... maybe in the end it will depend on the nods of the two brothers Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama, right?
[You wanted to bully someone's precious granddaughter, so you got slapped twice... you deserve it. ]
Jiraiya comforted himself in his heart, and the smile on his face became brighter.
He seemed to have seen that after he moved (licked comfortably) these two people, he would have a bright future with promotion, salary increase, marrying Princess Tsunade and reaching the peak of his life.
Senju Tobirama: (▼皿▼#)…
As soon as he saw Jiraiya's obscene expression, Senju Tobirama knew that this white-haired toad was probably imagining something rude again.
Now I can’t beat this white-haired toad…
Senju Tobirama said it was okay, wisdom is also part of strength.
"Little Tsunade, this bastard was just spying on you! I saw it clearly!"
Senju Tobirama jumped off Jiraiya's head and trotted to Tsunade, pointing at Jiraiya and started to complain.
Jiraiya: !!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ What the hell? ! Master, how could you do this? !
Tsunade: o( ̄皿 ̄o)? ! !
"Weird punch!"
Jiraiya was knocked away by Tsunade's punch, and Senju Tobirama enjoyed the same treatment as Senju Hashirama as he wished, and was carefully held in the arms of his precious granddaughter.
Senju Tobirama: (?w?)hiahiahia ~
……
【Tsunade's House】
Senju Hashirama: (? ̄ ?  ̄?)~
Senju Tobirama:?_?……
Compared to the optimistic Hashirama Senju, Tobirama Senju who came here seemed a little worried.
The house is great, nothing wrong with it.
But the problem is...
[Why are there two shops opposite this room with "Senju Tavern" and "Jiraiya Gambling House" written on them? !
Is it really okay for a girl like Tsunade to live in such an environment? !
And this Jiraiya Casino is obviously owned by that white-haired toad, right?!
As for the Senju Tavern... please don't let me know which bastard used the name of my Senju clan to open a tavern opposite Tsunade's house (▼皿▼#)!! 】
"Hi boss."
"Well, where's the rope tree?"
"The boss is counting the inventory in the wine cellar."
……
Senju Tobirama, who was still roaring madly in his heart just now: (ー ー゛)...
To be honest, he had thought of many possibilities, but he never thought that this pub would be opened by his precious granddaughter.
By the way, it seems that there is also a rope tree in this...
Senju Tobirama:?_?……
He left Konoha Village's hundreds of billions of assets uninherited and instead came to this kind of place to open a tavern...
Senju Tobirama gradually found that he couldn't understand what these young people were thinking.
……
"Sister, are you back?"
"Well, I'm back.
Shengshu, you will never guess what I brought back this time..."
Tsunade smiled and moved aside, and Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju appeared in front of Nawaki Senju without any obstruction.
Senju Rope Tree: (“▔□▔)?!!
"Ah, this, this, this..."
Senju Hashirama: (??ヮ??) Good grandson, call me grandpa~
Senju Tobirama: n_n... Rope Tree has grown so big...
Senju Nawaki walked forward slowly, picked up Senju Hashirama with trembling hands, and then...
"Sis, where did you buy this action figure? How come it can still move?!"
Senju Hashirama: Σ(っ °Д °;)っhand... figure? !
Senju Tobirama: (ー ー゛)...It seems that this thief is not very smart.
Tsunade: (ー_ー)!!
"… Nawaki, my name is Senju Hashirama, it's you…"
"Hey, sister, look, he can talk, and he wants to pretend to be my grandfather!"
Thousand Hands Rope Tree: ⊙w⊙In blowing Sting~
Senju Tobirama: ⊙_⊙! ! !
[By the way, Naoki was born after his eldest brother passed away, so it is normal that he cannot recognize his eldest brother.
But I am different, I am... who the hell?! 】
When Senju Tobirama came to his senses, he was shocked to find that someone was pulling him by his hair and lifting him into the air, and that person was Senju Nawaki.
Senju Rope Tree: (ー_ー)……
Senju Tobirama: (||?_?)...
"This figurine looks a little familiar..."
Senju Tobirama: (? Yi?) You finally recognized me, didn't you?! You bastard...
"…Is it Jiraiya when he was young?"
Senju Tobirama: (???) …( ̄┰ ̄*)Puff!
[Damn, I don't want this bastard anymore! ]
grass!!!
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