Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

I think my lazy brother has been very capable since he came to the ninja world, but he has been repeatedly defeated by Naruto.

Earlier, it was impossible to fight due to the loyalty limit given by the dog system;

Now it is…I can’t beat (*?????)…

Lazy Sheep: If I had known that I would be bullied like this in this world, I would rather have rotted in the green grassland...

Snapped! ! !

Naruto slapped my lazy brother's poopy head into a ball of exploding wool with the sole of his shoe.

"You look like you're still a little unconvinced~"

"Hehe~ No, I'm convinced."

My lazy brother had a smile on his face, but he was cursing in his heart.

[Damn Naruto, why do you bully me, a cute sheep, all day long?

If you have the guts, hit Dad with your shoe soles! 】

(White Beard Father: (ー_ー)!! Tiangang is rebellious, I can’t keep this third son anymore…)

Snapped! ! !

Lazy Sheep: (“▔□▔)?!!

"I've already convinced you, but you're still fighting?!"

My lazy brother shouted in grief and anger.

"You're convinced but you're still humming?... It's obvious that you're not convinced in your heart →_→..."

Lazy Sheep: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

"Asshole Naruto, I'm never going to play with you again!"

My lazy brother said something cruel, and turned into a beam of light and penetrated into the consciousness space of Whitebeard's father;

And in it, he madly dissed Naruto to Whitebeard.

White Beard Dad: ?_?...I know, I know, just shut up first.

……

"Wind escape* use the kidney in your hand!"

The spiral shuriken directly pierced through the soul of Otsutsuki Hamura, who was trying to sneak away, and slammed violently into the pillar in front of him.

The thick stone pillar broke immediately, and the debris flew all over the ground.

"Mr. Hamura, where are you planning to go?"

Feeling offended, Otsutsuki Hamura turned around and glared at Naruto, speaking in an extremely tough tone.

"Humph! I don't need to bother with you youngsters to figure out where I want to go..."

Otsutsuki Hamura couldn't continue.

Because Naruto, with a kind look on his face, rolled out a new ball in his hand, and the power contained in the ball made Otsutsuki Hamura feel a great fear between life and death in his heart.

Otsutsuki Hamura: (ー`′ー)……

[It has only been a short time since I died, has this secret technique targeting the soul become so prevalent in the ninja world? ]

First there was a sheep that could bite his soul, and then there came a kid who could rub out enough force to completely destroy his soul...

Otsutsuki Hamura began to doubt his life because of this man and this sheep.

However, with the crisis at hand, there was obviously not much time left for Otsutsuki Hamura to think about these unimportant issues.

So he immediately changed his words:

"I suddenly feel that it is necessary to explain to you all. I just want to..."

Otsutsuki Hamura tried to find a reasonable excuse for a long time but couldn't, and finally could only sigh helplessly.

"Alas... If I say I just want to take a look around, would you believe me?"

Naruto asked back with a half-smile upon hearing this.

"What do you say?"

Ōtsutsuki Hamura: (ー ー゛)...Well, it seems like I didn't believe it.

……

After Naruto used the three-pronged kunai to contact Minato Namikaze and asked his good-for-nothing father to go to Orochimaru to get a piece of Otsutsuki Hamura's flesh and blood and deliver it to him...

"Reincarnation from the dirty soil!"

Otsutsuki Hamura's soul escaped into the Impure World Body prepared for him by Naruto, and slowly opened his eyes.

"After all, we are on the moon now, and the conditions are a bit harsh... Just make do with it."

Naruto: (?w?)hiahiahia ~

Otsutsuki Hamura lowered his head without saying a word, looking at his new body that was not even as tall as Naruto's ankles...

Otsutsuki Hamura: (ー ー゛)... emmm...

"You've found this bug on the moon to be used as a sacrifice for my transformation into the Impure World... It's really hard work for you~"

Naruto: You're welcome~

Otsutsuki Hamura: (“▔□▔) I’m not praising you, asshole!

However, no matter how aggrieved Otsutsuki Hamura felt, the fact was that he was resurrected by Naruto using a bug.

"Tell me, why did you come after my sheep?"

Naruto carefully flicked out his little finger, intending to give Otsutsuki Hamura a head blast, but Otsutsuki Hamura was directly blasted to pieces by his finger.

Naruto: (ー_ー)!! Oops, I used too much strength.

Otsutsuki Hamura: (*?????)...From now on, please call me - Otsutsuki *fragile* Hamura* who will break at the slightest touch*.

"It was not me who came to him, but he..."

Snapped! ! !

Otsutsuki Hamura, who had just recovered, was hit by Naruto's ruthless iron hand and exploded into pieces on the spot.

"Your voice is as quiet as a mosquito's buzz, who the hell can hear you?!

Please speak louder! "

Naruto picked his ears and said to Otsutsuki Hamura who had recovered again with a little dissatisfaction.

Otsutsuki Hamura: (ー_ー)!!…(?Benefit?)! ! !

"This is already the loudest voice I have ever made!"

Besides, why is his voice so low now... shouldn't you, Uzumaki Naruto, know the most, asshole? !

Naruto: →_→...Are you teaching me how to do things?

Otsutsuki Hamura: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))…

Snapped! ! !

……

It was indeed a problem that Otsutsuki Hamura spoke in a low voice after his reincarnation, but Naruto soon figured out a way to solve this problem.

Naruto was seen holding Otsutsuki Hamura with one hand and bringing his entire body to his ear.

In order to avoid being slapped, Otsutsuki Hamura took the opportunity to tell Naruto the whole cause and effect of the incident at the top of his voice.

"I, who had been sleeping in the temple, suddenly sensed that the child had died, so I woke up and planned to go out and investigate...

As a result, as soon as I walked out of the temple gate, I saw the sheep leading them standing at the gate.

Since I sensed my brother's blood in their bodies, I also thought that these people might know how Sheren's child died...

So I brought them in, and you saw what happened next.”

After hearing all this, Naruto: (ー ー゛)...

This is fucking…it was really Otsutsuki Hamura who personally brought my lazy brother in? !

What do you call this? This is called inviting a wolf into the house!

It was because of Otsutsuki Hamura's reckless operation that Hinata's things were almost ruined by Lazy Sheep!

Otsutsuki Hamura: (???;) …

If I remember correctly, this giant Rinnegan should be his, right?

How did this suddenly become... in Naruto's mouth?

Naruto: →_→...You have any objection?!

Otsutsuki Hamura: =(??? ????)...End...

Snapped! ! !

"Uzumaki Naruto, don't go too far. After all, I am one of the founders of the ninja world..."

Snapped! ! !

Naruto: Ruthless iron hands, fatal blow!