Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Senju Tobirama actually dared to fight Izuna in front of him? !

If this happens one day when he is not around...

Won't that bastard Senju Tobirama bully Izuna badly?

Hiss~ I get more and more angry the more I think about it, what should I do? !

So Madara rushed forward and fought a glorious two-on-one battle with his brother;

First, beat Senju Tobirama out of the village, and then finish with a move called "Chibaku Tensei".

Senju Tobirama...fell to the ground.

[…It has been decided. Let’s hang this Chibaku Tensei that sealed the Senju Tobirama above the Hokage Village;

When Hasilama comes to me in person to beg me, I will release this guy.

But speaking of Hasilama...

Why did his brother say that I kidnapped him?

Hasilama clearly hasn't come to see me these past few days... so where did that guy go? 】

Madara fell into deep thought.

At the same time, in the Hidden Rain Village...

"I'm so sorry that my grandfather has caused trouble for everyone!"

Senju Nawaki said to Uchiha Mikoto and Konan with guilt. The dull sound of the head hitting the floor was a bit scary just to hear.

You ask if it would hurt if you bang your head so hard on the ground?

Thousand Hands Rope Tree said:

It hurts so much (*?????)...

But who asked my grandfather to get into trouble again?

As the grandson, Senju Nawaki had to personally come to apologize for his grandfather, otherwise...

Senju Nawaki glanced out of the corner of his eye at Senju Hashirama who was being carried to the square by the members of the Akatsuki organization.

Although my grandfather was smiling happily at the moment and was obviously in a good mood, but...

It's so embarrassing! I'm so embarrassed that I'm even embarrassed myself!

……

Naruto, who had just rushed back from the Hokage Village, had no time to catch his breath before he heard a noise coming from downstairs in the office.

He walked to the window, stuck his head out and looked down, and at a glance he saw Hashirama Senju tied to a cross and paraded through the streets.

Naruto: (ー ー゛)...What's going on?

……

"He came to the village to steal the cubs of Xiaonan and me."

Uchiha Mikoto pointed at Senju Hashirama with an expressionless face and accused Naruto.

"If Nagato hadn't discovered it in time, he would have almost succeeded."

Naruto: (“▔□▔) What the hell?!

Senju Hashirama~

Ninja God

The first Hokage who founded Konoha Village~

He had so many important things to do but came to steal the cubs from our Hidden Rain Village... Is he crazy?!

[Wait, the child of Aunt Mikoto and Sister Konan...could it be?! ]

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

He seemed to have guessed who the two cubs that Senju Hashirama stole were...

But there was something odd about the whole thing:

He never told anyone that Uchiha Maki and Uzumaki Ichigo were the reincarnations of Indra and Ashura. How did Senju Hashirama know that?

Naruto frowned, feeling that this matter was not as simple as it seemed.

[Senju Hashirama...it's time to have a good chat with him. 】

Naruto turned his head and looked at Hashirama Senju who was still grinning foolishly.

No matter what, Naruto didn't believe that Hashirama Senju would take the initiative to steal a child...

But in fact he did.

Then there is only one possibility - someone asked Senju Hashirama to do this, and that person's identity was extremely convincing, enough to make Senju Hashirama willing to help him.

[Are you causing trouble again... Old man Liudao? ]

……

"Huh? How do you know that it was the Sage of Six Paths who told me in my dream to take these two children out of the Hidden Rain Village?!"

"The Sage of Six Paths said that these two children are the reincarnations of Madara and me... How magical! I didn't expect that Madara's reincarnation would be a girl, hahahaha~"

Naruto: ?_?...This idiot.

There was no need for any elaborate interrogation. Naruto just opened the conversation and Hashirama Senju poured out everything he knew.

Naruto's prediction was correct, the whole thing was caused by the old man Six Paths.

"What? You said the Sage of Six Paths is not a good person?!

He is lying to me?!

How is it possible, he, he is... the Sage of Six Paths!"

Senju Hashirama: ??????? !!

Tiehanhan showed an expression of disbelief.

He didn't understand why the Six Paths Sage, who had always been portrayed in a positive light in the documents circulating in the Ninja World, suddenly became the mastermind behind many turmoils in the Ninja World in Naruto's mouth? !

Naruto: (ー ー゛)…

"I can't explain anything too complicated to you, because with your IQ, it's probably hard for you to understand...

So let me ask you a question - if these two children are really the reincarnations of you and Madara, then where did I get you two from?"

Senju Hashirama: (ー_ー)!!... (⊙o⊙) That's right~

If he and Madara-sama had really been reincarnated, there was no way Naruto could use the Impure World Reincarnation to recall their souls to the present world.

So these two kids are actually...

"Oh... what a pity! I was thinking of bringing this little girl to Madara~"

Senju Hashirama said with a frustrated look on his face.

Naruto: ?_?...Why the hell are you so depressed?

grass!!!

……

He finally explained to Hashirama Senju that this was actually a conspiracy of the old man Six Paths, and also calmed down the villagers who were so excited that they wanted to parade Hashirama Senju through the streets for three days and three nights.

As a result, Naruto didn't even have time to drink some water before my lazy brother came looking for him again.

And when my lazy brother came in, the first thing he said was:

"Naruto, Danzo said that the old man Six Paths is planning to come up from the Pure Land in the next few days, but I don't know what he's going to do...

He asked me to remind you to pay attention~"

Naruto: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ? ! !

what are you talking about? !

Danzo?

What Danzo...Shimura Danzo?!

That old guy had been sent to the Pure Land by Naruto himself a long time ago. How did my lazy brother get in touch with him?

And even if this information was really provided by that old fellow Shimura Danzo, is it...authentic?!

[It has been detected that Otsutsuki Hagoromo (Six Paths Sage) will sneak into the Hidden Rain Village to cause trouble within a month. The system is now issuing a task:

Capture Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo!

Task time limit: one month;

Mission reward: 3 diamond lottery tickets;

Failure penalty: Uchiha Maki and Uzumaki Ichigo will be abducted by Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo. 】

Naruto: (???) …

Since the dog system has been alerted, it means that the information I brought to you by lazy brother is true (*?????)~

[…Hold a meeting, we must hold a meeting!]

An unprecedentedly powerful enemy is about to come to our Hidden Rain Village to cause trouble!

We must gather all the forces of the Akatsuki organization to fight that old man Liudao! 】

Naruto: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!