Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Is there anything more pleasurable in the world than robbing your enemies openly?

Naruto, who returned with a full load, wandered around the streets and alleys of Konoha for several rounds, changing into dozens of different images.

After making sure that no one was following him, Naruto found a small hotel to sleep in.

I slept soundly and didn't wake up until the sun was high in the sky the next day.

A new day has begun...what to do?

Naruto had already thought about it.

He took out a large stack of papers covered with words from the system space, which was at least half a meter thick.

This book records the dark history of the third generation Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen.

How did it come about, you ask?

Of course I got it from Shimura Danzo~

Shimura Danzo probably felt that Sarutobi Hiruzen was a fox.

Since he already knew the existence of this information, he must have already thought of countermeasures. There is not much point in him keeping this information.

So when Danzo Shimura, who had been fooled, heard Naruto asking for the information, he handed it over without thinking.

Unfortunately, there are no photocopiers in the ninja world, so it is impossible to give every Konoha villager a copy of this information.

But if he just copied one or two copies and posted them in the most conspicuous place in Konoha... Naruto felt that he could still do it.

When the time comes, the villagers of Konoha will see clearly what kind of loser Sarutobi Hiruzen, the third Hokage who has always been loved by them, is actually.

Of course, this was just the first step in Naruto's plan for the day;

As for the second step...

【Sarutobi Hiruzen~

Your good friend Danzo Shimura got slapped twice by me, do you think you can dodge it? 】

Since the image of Shimura Danzo used last night was Sarutobi Hiruzen,

So if I draw Sarutobi Hiruzen today... I have to become Shimura Danzo to be the right person~

"Jie Jie Jie Jie~"

……

I have to say that although Sarutobi Hiruzen looks great and righteous on the surface, he has done a lot of inhumane things behind the scenes!

Even though Naruto summoned his shadow clones, each of them copied non-stop, it took him a whole day to finish copying.

Now that the dark history has been copied, it should be made public.

"The place where this information is published must have a lot of people gathered there at the moment, and most of these people must like gossip..."

Naruto could think of only one place that met these criteria - Konoha's central square.

Why did Naruto choose this place?

Because every night a bunch of old men and women gather in the square to dance square dance.

Don’t think that there is no square dancing here. In the world of ninja, old men and women dance square dancing... It’s even crazier!

The old men and women who love to dance square dance are definitely legends who are at the forefront of spreading gossip!

……

When Naruto arrived at the central square of Konoha, it was already occupied by many square dance enthusiasts.

The old men and women were able to form dozens of small groups in this small square, and each group had a leader who led them in various dances;

From time to time, there would be a group of white-haired ninja uncles and aunts, rolling up and down in the entire square to the rhythm of the music.

Although the song played was not the well-known "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" on the Blue Star in the previous life, the warm atmosphere was exactly the same.

"Sure enough, the ultimate destination for middle-aged and elderly people is square dancing..."

Naruto couldn't help but sigh, then walked casually into a group of people dancing square dance.

His current appearance is that of an ordinary eighty-year-old man, who blends into the team without any sense of incongruity.

"Come on, come on, old brothers and old sisters, follow me and move together!"

To be honest, Naruto doesn't believe that the old man leading the dance in the front row doesn't know Might Guy.

Look at this slogan...it's full of youth~

Raise your hands, kick your legs, and twist your buttocks;

Draw a dragon with your left hand and a rainbow with your right hand...

After finishing the whole set, even Naruto himself was exhausted. I really don't know how these uncles and aunts manage to dance every day and night without missing a beat, rain or shine.

"What's your name, brother? Why haven't I seen you before?"

So the square dancing grandpas and grandmas love gossip,

Just as he was taking a break, several curious old ladies came over and pulled Naruto to check his household registration.

"Ah...haha~

My name is Monkey D. Garp. I just moved to Konoha today. I am an ordinary old man. "

"Oh~ So you just moved to Konoha,

We have been saying that there is no old man with a unique temperament like yours in Konoha..."

The old ladies kept staring at Naruto's strong pectoral muscles and eight-pack abs through his clothes, their eyes shining and their mouths almost drooling.

"Ahem~ Thank you for your praise."

Naruto stepped back calmly.

Damn~

The looks in these old ladies' eyes were so scary, as if they wanted to eat him.

"Oh~ Why are you still shy, brother?

It’s not an easy thing for people from other villages to settle down in Konoha... Whose connections did my elder brother use?

Chat with us old sisters~"

"Yeah yeah."

"That's right, just speak up and talk to everyone."

Naruto: (⊙o⊙)!

The amazing thing about the square dance aunties is that even if they know nothing about you, they can always find a topic to continue chatting with you.

“This… isn’t very good.

After all, it was with his help that the old man was able to come to Konoha to live. What if the old man tells him his name and gets him into trouble? "

Naruto came up with a plan and pretended to be embarrassed.

"What's wrong? Feel free to speak up. We're just listening for fun...

Don't worry, we sisters keep our mouths shut and won't spread the news."

The old lady in the lead waved her hand and said with great pride:

Five words floating in the sky are nothing!

"Ah this... ah~

All right, then the old man will talk to you guys, but you just need to keep it to yourself, and don’t tell anyone outside that it was the old man who said it…

In fact, the reason why I can come to live in Konoha is because of the help of the third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen. "

"Ah?! Brother, you actually know our Hokage?!"

"You must be joking. The old man and that old bastard Sarutobi Hiruzen... the guys who ran to the Hokage building have been friends since they were young. They are so close that they almost wear the same pants. They are half-brothers!"

Naruto raised his eyebrows and opened his mouth full of boasting.

"Hiss~ I didn't expect that you, brother, actually have such an identity. I admire you.

……

Since he is the Hokage's childhood friend, you must know him very well, right?"

"of course!"

Naruto answered affirmatively, and then took out the dark history of Sarutobi Hiruzen that he had copied down from various parts of his body.

Naruto neatly stacked the half-meter-thick pile of black history on the ground.

"These are all exclusive materials about my good brother, the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen. Do you want them?"

More and more old men and women gathered around, and two words were written on each of their faces - want it!

Naruto grinned.

“The starting price is 5000 taels, and each bid increase must not be less than 1000 taels.

Exclusive information about the third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen, the highest bidder wins~"

……

“Hahaha, that’s great!

The exclusive information of Mr. Hokage belongs to me~

Hiss… What is this? !”

"Good sister, show it to the sisters too~"

"Yes, yes, we want to see it too..."

Naruto, with a huge sum of millions in his pocket, quietly left the square and looked up at the top floor office of the Hokage Building where the lights were still on.

"Sarutobi Hiruzen, here I come!"