Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

As the saying goes, the flying section is in tatters and the corners are patched up.

Soon Kakuzu came back with Hidan, who was covered in black lines. Akimichi Choza also carried the still unconscious Sarutobi Hiruzen to the village entrance with an unhappy look on his face.

Enemies are extremely jealous when they meet!

Hidan came up and kicked Sarutobi Hiruzen's old face, directly kicking the monkey's face into a pancake.

Everyone turned their heads tacitly, pretending not to see what happened.

"Why isn't this old guy awake yet?"

Hidan slammed Sarutobi Hiruzen's face hard with his foot, yelling in dissatisfaction.

?_?……

Naruto felt his head starting to swell again.

"Who do you think is to blame for his current state? Hidan..."

Akimichi Choza silently stepped back and hid himself among the crowd.

"How did I know this old guy was so weak... Isn't he known as the strongest Hokage? How come he is so weak?!"

The ninjas of Konoha all raised their hands to cover their faces.

Stop talking, we in Konoha can't afford to lose this person...

"Where's the medical ninja?

Come up quickly and treat Hokage-sama... wake him up first."

Hyuga Hiashi turned his head away from looking at Sarutobi Hiruzen who was like a dead pig, and shouted to the crowd.

"No need, let me wake the old man up, after all, he is still my teacher..."

The great*compassionate*snake*scientific research fanatic*Wan stood out from the crowd and volunteered to take on this important task.

Then everyone saw a white snake falling from Orochimaru's body and quickly drilled into Sarutobi Hiruzen's mouth.

next moment……

"what!!!"

The white snake churned in Sarutobi Hiruzen's stomach, waking him up with the pain.

Everyone took a step back at the same time and looked at Orochimaru with fear.

Master and disciple smile, Master and disciple smile, Orochimaru, you know how to wake up...

Snapped! ! !

When Hidan saw Sarutobi Hiruzen wake up, he excitedly stepped forward and gave Sarutobi Hiruzen his favorite slap in the face.

"Are you awake, old bastard?! Hurry up and give me back my dick!"

Seeing how brave Hidan was, Naruto instantly felt his hands itching as well, and the itching was getting worse;

So Naruto followed and stepped forward...

Snapped! ! !

"Old monkey, hand over my brother's **!"

The familiar hot feeling made Sarutobi Hiruzen forget the pain, and he looked at Naruto in shock.

"Uzumaki Naruto...it turns out that it was you who teased me and Danzo before!"

Naruto: (??? д ???)!!!

[You recognized me just because I gave you a random slap?

I have to say, Sarutobi Hiruzen you are really... so mean~]

“What are you doing?!

Why not attack them?!

Are you just going to watch me, the Hokage of Konoha Village, being humiliated by the enemy?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had regained his consciousness a little, saw so many Konoha ninjas surrounding him, and immediately began to show off his power as Hokage again.

In response to Sarutobi Hiruzen's rebuke, Nara Shikaku stepped forward on behalf of everyone, spread his hands and answered seemingly helplessly.

"We really can't beat them, Hokage-sama...there's nothing we can do~"

"Humph! Cowards, all of you clan ninjas are cowards, a bunch of parasites living in the village!

Where are my Anbu? Come and support me! "

Then, I heard Akimichi Choza, who was hiding in the crowd, speak softly.

"Hokage-sama, your Anbu have been wiped out by the enemy.

Besides that, your close friend Shimura Danzo and the Root ninjas he led also followed the Anbu and went down to report..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (???)? ! !

Shimura Danzo is gone, the Anbu is wiped out, the Root is finished...

Sarutobi Hiruzen began to doubt whether he had been in a coma for a century.

Snapped!

"Ah! What on earth are you going to do?!"

Hidan slapped Sarutobi Hiruzen hard in the face again, bringing him back to reality when he was doubting his life.

"You still dare to ask me what I want to do?!"

With murderous intent in his eyes, Hidan grabbed Sarutobi Hiruzen's collar and asked viciously.

Seeing that Hidan put his own blood into his mouth and carved a strange magic circle on the spot, Sarutobi Hiruzen collapsed.

Where did this psychopath come from? !

“I’ve already said it before, I really haven’t seen it.

You came up and broke my legs, stabbed my kidney, and now you slapped me twice...

I, Sarutobi Hiruzen, am also a Hokage after all!

Young people don't have martial ethics. I advise you to learn from your mistakes and reflect on yourself..."

It would have been fine if Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't explain, but this explanation obviously made Hidan even more angry.

Feiduan didn't even bother drawing the magic circle, and just let the monkey steal the peaches.

"Ah~ Let go! Let go now!"

“Let go?

You used them all to soak in wine, and you still said in front of me that you had never seen them...

I will let you feel the pain today!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (??Д??)…

Konoha's ninjas: (′°Δ°`)!!!

So this is what Sarutobi Hiruzen bought to make wine? !

so far so good,

Our Konoha's Hokage didn't become that, and when I think about it, I feel...

Even more disgusting!

The ninjas of Konoha suddenly felt that Sarutobi Hiruzen, the Hokage, was no longer wanted. What should they do?

How about choosing a new one?

The old man Hyuga Hiashi is pretty good...

"Well, did you remember anything?!"

"I remember, I remember!

That thing is in the cabinet of my desk... Let it go first! It hurts me so much!"

[Didn’t the merchant on the black market say that the item was ownerless?

Liar, big liar!

When I recover from my injury, I will definitely overturn your business! 】

Sarutobi Hiruzen felt miserable. How could he have known that buying that thing would actually provoke a terrifying figure like Hidan...

The reason why Sarutobi Hiruzen bought Hidan's stuff to make wine actually has something to do with Naruto.

Do you remember the battle when Whitebeard first appeared and led Naruto to escape from Konoha?

After that battle, Sarutobi Hiruzen lost Saruma, the strongest of the monkey clan, with whom he had signed a summoning contract;

Although the remaining monkeys can also transform into the Ruyi Rod, they can no longer grow or shrink at will, resulting in his epic weakening today.

Not only that, Sarutobi Hiruzen also found that he was suffering from serious psychological disorders.

He didn't react when I peeked into the women's bathhouse... Damn, how can I tolerate this?!

In order to cure his illness, Sarutobi Hiruzen secretly sought medical treatment and medicine, and finally found it in the black market.

I just saw Hidan's gun in the hands of a black market merchant...

Sarutobi Hiruzen was amazed by this thing and immediately decided that it was the cure for his illness.

Not only because of the size,

Sarutobi Hiruzen: M;

Hidan: XXL!!!

What’s more important is that although this thing was soaked in wine, it... is still moving!

【Buy it, you must buy it! 】

So Sarutobi Hiruzen spent a huge amount of money to buy out Hidan's brother, which also laid the groundwork for his own tragic end today...

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (??Д??)…