Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Good news, Nagato is back!

He returned with Yahiko's body, which was repaired to perfection by Orochimaru!

Then he was dragged into his room by Xiaonan.

Then everyone heard...

"Konan, what are you going to do?!"

"Listen to me, you are still young, you must not go down the path of breaking the law..."

"Xiao Nan, stop it!"

"No, Xiaonan... the cuff~"

Snapped! ! !

As one of the only two seven-year-old children in Akatsuki, Naruto received a hard slap on the back of his head from his mother.

Kushina covered Naruto's ears tightly.

"Be good Naruto, children shouldn't listen to this."

Naruto: ?_?……

As for Nijima, Naruto has not seen him yet today.

He should probably still be hanging on the crooked tree outside the Uchiha residence...

At dawn the next day, Naruto welcomed two guests - Nagato and Nijima.

Erzhuzi: "Mom is so scary~"

Nagato: "Konan is so scary~"

Then the two looked at each other and said something in unison.

"Women...are so scary~"

Click!

Kushina was making tea in the kitchen and accidentally crushed the teacup in her hand.

If nothing goes wrong, Uchiha Mikoto and Konan will soon have a booklet in their hands, which will be filled with evidence of the crimes of these two.

Naruto looked at the two of them with sleepy eyes, the word "speechless" written all over his face.

Forget about Erzhuzi, after all, he knows how badly he was beaten up by Uchiha Mikoto recently.

Naruto was used to hearing him complain occasionally.

But Nagato~

Even a good woman like Xiaonan took the initiative to attack...

It's obvious that Nagato doesn't know how to appreciate the good things he has!

Reason told Naruto that as a seven-year-old child, he shouldn't know so much;

But the complaining soul that had lived on Blue Star for more than 20 years in his previous life forced him to stand up and say something fair.

"Nagato, Sister Konan is actually quite nice, especially to you..."

Before Naruto could finish his words, he was interrupted by Nagato.

"You little kid, you know nothing!"

Even someone as well-mannered as Nagato couldn't help but swear at this moment.

Nagato rolled his eyes at Naruto, stretched out his hand and tremblingly made the shape of an "eight".

"Eight times!

Xiaonan asked for it eight times last night!

Do you know how I got here last night?! Do you know?!

...Forget it, why am I telling you all this? You don’t understand what it means... Alas..."

Nagato sighed dejectedly.

Erzhuzi: ⊙_⊙? ? ?

Naruto: ⊙w⊙! ! !

Erzhuzi said: I really don't understand what you are saying, Nagato.

Naruto said: I don’t understand? I really understand it, okay?!

Looking at Nagato sitting in a wheelchair, he would take a deep breath from time to time and gently stroke his old waist...

[Sister Xiaonan is too cruel~]

Naruto looked reluctant. He suddenly felt that Nagato would not live long. What was going on?

“How about when Brother Tuzi comes out, I can ask for you if there are any kidneys cultured with primary cells?

If so, let him help you put it on?"

Ever since Kakashi regained his sanity, Tsuchi-kun and Kakashi have been training in the Kamui Space and have not come out yet.

“There’s such a good thing?!”

Nagato's eyes lit up and he instantly became energetic.

Immediately afterwards...

"Nagato!!!"

Duang!

"Naruto!!!"

Duang!

Kushina and Konan's scolding sounds rang out almost at the same time, and two frying pans suddenly flew in the air and hit Nagato and... Nijiru on the heads accurately.

God knows when Xiaonan came here...

Nagato: (ー_ー)!!

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

Erzhuzi: (*?????)……

"...Aunt Kushina, why did you call Naruto's name but the one you hit with the frying pan was me?"

"Oh, my hand slipped."

……

Inside the house, Konan, Kushina, and Uchiha Mikoto sat in a row, whispering some private conversations between best friends, the scene was filled with laughter;

Outside the house, Naruto, Nagato, and Nihashi were kneeling in a row, with their heads hung, their bodies hunched over, and their faces pale. From a distance, they looked like three defeated dogs.

The worst was Nagato. As the only adult among the three, he not only had to kneel... but he also had to kneel while holding up his wheelchair...

"I didn't say anything, so why should I kneel here with you two?!"

Erzhuzi felt indignant and couldn't help but speak up for himself.

But his answer was...

"Shut up!" x2

This is a kind reminder from Naruto and Nagato.

"Shut up!" x3

This was the dissatisfied rebuke from the three untouchable beings in the room.

Duang! ! !

This is the frying pan thrown by Erzhuzi’s biological mother.

"Kushina you're right, the frying pan is really useful."

"Is that so? Mikoto, you think so too..."

Erzhuzi: (*?????)……

……

The three of them knelt from early morning until almost noon. The three people in the room finally talked enough and got up to go to the kitchen to cook.

"Tell me the truth, Nagato. How do you feel about Konan-nee?"

Naruto suddenly tugged at the corner of Nagato's clothes and asked in a low voice.

Nagato hesitated for a moment before speaking.

"Your sister Xiaonan is a very good woman, but..."

"Just that you don't like her?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?! How could I not like you, Sister Xiaonan?! Be careful or I'll sue you for defamation!"

Nagato glared at Naruto and continued.

“You know my physical condition.

Not only are his legs disabled, but his body has also been overdrawn for a long time due to the existence of the Samsara Eye...

I am incomplete!

I'm a useless person!!!

Now that your sister Xiaonan has given herself to me, I am naturally happy, but I am worried about my health...

Naruto, promise me.

If that day really comes, you have to take good care of your sister Xiaonan for me."

A barely perceptible look of pride appeared on Naruto's face, and he looked towards the kitchen vaguely.

[Mom, I have completed the task you assigned me.]

Kushina smiled and gave Naruto a thumbs up.

[Well done, I'll give you a big chicken drumstick when you eat later.]

Beside Kushina, Konan's eyes were red and she was extremely moved.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure you don't die... maybe in a short time, I'll be able to find a way to restore your health."

"real?!

Okay, I believe you!

But don’t forget to ask Obito about the kidneys for me…”

Erzhuzi looked confused: What on earth are you talking about? ⊙_⊙? ? ?

……

"Why don't you come over for dinner?!"

The three of them stood up as if they had been pardoned and ran to the dining table (Nagato was in a wheelchair).

As soon as Nagato sat down and was about to start eating, his chopsticks were snatched away by Kushina.

Nagato: (ー ー゛)? ? ?

"This isn't for you. Your food is over there."

Nagato looked in the direction Kushina pointed, and saw Konan walking towards him with a tray filled with steaming food.

But this dish... Nagato took a closer look:

Roasted kidneys, fried kidneys, stir-fried kidneys, kidney and cauliflower soup... plus a handful of fresh leeks.

"Humph!"

Xiaonan deliberately let out a soft moan.

"Let's eat first. I'll settle the score with you in the evening..."

Nagato was instantly covered in sweat and looked at Naruto and Nijima for help.

Nagato: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))! Save me, save me!

Naruto (Ninja): (′°Δ°`)!!! Let’s eat…