Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

After learning that he had arrived at the territory of the Sand Village, the old man with White Beard, who knew the plot of Naruto, thought of a poor kid with red hair and two panda eyes - Gaara.

Just like Gaara's later personality in the original work...

All Whitebeard Dad can say is that he loves it too much!

Now that they have arrived at the Sand Village, Whitebeard naturally wants to observe Gaara closely, as he is on his list of "must-have sons in the ninja world".

However, Whitebeard's attitude towards the word "observation" has always been:

I want to be your father, do you agree?

If you agree, I will be your father from now on;

If you don't agree...then I'll think of a way to make you agree.

Anyway, I just want to be your father, hey~?(ˊ?ˋ*)~

So the old man with white beard ran excitedly into the Sand Village.

"What's your name? What do you do?! What are you doing in the Sand Village?!"

"Edward Newgate, knife seller, looking for his son."

Kusanagi cut it across the front of the gate ninja, and combined with Whitebeard's inhuman height of 6.66 meters...

"...Please come in."

The gate-guarding ninja was scared, and Whitebeard successfully entered the Sand Village.

As soon as they entered the Sand Village, Whitebeard searched the whole village for Gaara's trace;

Finally, Gaara was found in a remote training ground at the very edge of the Sand Village.

Although Gaara is still young at this moment, his dark circles are particularly obvious, and the word "love" is already engraved on his forehead.

Gaara was standing in the training ground and was being besieged by several ninjas from the Sand Village. They called it - training.

While those ninjas were besieging Gaara, they kept spitting out garbage from their mouths.

"Gaara, you must remember... you are the strongest weapon of the Sand Village. As a weapon, only by killing the enemy can you demonstrate the value of your life."

"As a monster, you are still alive today because of the protection of the village. You must learn to be grateful... Try to survive as a weapon of the village..."

"Weapons are cold and do not require any extra emotions. All you need to do is obey orders and act..."

Whitebeard Dad: (▼皿▼#)!!!

Is this what a human being would say?!

The more Whitebeard listened, the angrier he became, and he rushed forward with Cong Yunqie to start a fight.

"You are the weapon, your whole family is a weapon!"

"No wonder Gaara was so twisted in the early stages. It turns out it was all caused by scum like you... Is this how you teach your children?!"

"What the hell are you yelling about?!

Didn’t you say that you don’t need feelings?!

What...pain?!

Damn, isn't pain an emotion?!"

Gaara couldn't help but widen his eyes as he watched the giant suddenly rush into the training ground and hammer the Sand Village ninjas who were besieging him to the ground.

They were beaten until they cried and screamed and pissed themselves to death...

Well~ they almost became unable to take care of themselves in the future.

"Who are you, old man?"

"Gulala la la la la~

Remember, my name is Edward Newgate!"

"Okay, okay, you're Edward Newgate, right? If you have the guts, just stand here and don't leave. We'll go get someone to take care of you!"

The beaten Sand Village ninjas shouted angrily.

They thought that Whitebeard was really bold. He was not from the Sand Village, but he dared to beat them in broad daylight...

This really shows that you don't take the Sand Village seriously!

"Gulala la la la ~ I'm waiting!"

Whitebeard knocked them all away with one punch, then slammed Murasaki to the ground, turned around and walked towards Gaara.

The old man with white beard walked up to Gaara, slowly squatted down, and gently stroked Gaara's head.

"Sorry, I'm late."

The old man with white beard said emotionally.

Gaara: "..."

The quicksand had no self-protection, indicating that the giant in front of him had no hostility towards him.

Gaara let down his guard a little and spoke coldly to the old man with Whitebeard.

"Who are you...and what is your purpose in coming to the Sand Village?"

"Gulala la la la la~

So little guy, you didn’t remember my name?

Well, I'll say it again...

My name is Edward Newgate, and I'm the man who's destined to be your father!

Gulala la la la ~

Gaara, come and be my son!

Gulala la la la ~"

As soon as he finished speaking, old man Whitebeard opened his broad arms to Gaara.

Gaara: ⊙_⊙? ? ?

Gaara was completely stunned. In less than a minute, he heard three devilish laughs from the mouth of the giant in front of him.

That laughter… made his scalp tingle.

……

"Little guy, think about it carefully. After becoming my son, you will not only gain a powerful father, but also a group of kind-hearted brothers and sisters..."

“Here, no one will ever treat you as a weapon, but as a family member whom you cherish most.

In Naruto's words...uh...how do Naruto say it?

Oh, now I remember... Hey, Famu Lei~

It means we are a family.”

"Who is Naruto, you ask?

If you acknowledge me as your father, then Naruto is your elder brother.

Besides him, you have three older brothers and one older sister, which means you are the sixth child in our family...

If there is any danger, your brothers and sisters will protect you..."

When Rasa, Chiyo and Ebizo came rushing over with a large number of ninjas, the first thing they saw was the huge body of Whitebeard.

At this moment, he was squatting in front of Gaara, using both emotional and logical appeals, and trying his best to persuade the other party to recognize him as his father.

"Edward Newgate, is he really the man the rumors say he is?"

The feats that Whitebeard had accomplished in Konoha had already spread to the Sand Village.

Ordinary Sand Village ninjas don't know what this name means.

But when Rasa, the Kazekage, heard the name called out by his subordinates, he immediately thought of the man who caused a big fuss in Konoha Village.

Now, as soon as I saw the figure and appearance of Whitebeard, I immediately matched him with the person recorded in the intelligence.

"Edward Newgate, I am the Fourth Kazekage of the Sand Village - Rasa.

May I ask what is the important matter that brings you to our Sand Village this time?"

Rasa was still somewhat afraid of the old man with white beard who had frightened Sarutobi Hiruzen so much that he could not get up again and had Shimura Danzo's sword changed into a fancy one, and even spoke to him in a polite manner.

"Gulala la la la la~

Are you the beastly father of this little guy?

Meet my new son, Gaara.

I want to take my son away from the Sand Village, what do you think? ! "

Not only because he was called a "beast" by the white-bearded old man, but also because he suddenly heard that his son had recognized a strange father...

In short, Luo Sha's face was terribly dark, and he was obviously very angry.

"…I haven't promised you to be my father yet."

"Gulala la la la ~ It's only a matter of time. Daddy will take you out of this cage first..."

It took Luo Sha a long time to calm down before his complexion returned to normal.

Luo Sha said with a sullen face.

"I'm sorry, Edward Newgate, but I can't grant your request.

You know, Gaara is my son...

Of course, compared to this insignificant identity, he is an extremely important asset of the Sand Village and a strategic weapon of the village...

So I can't let you take him away.

If you insist on doing this, I will regard it as you wanting to go to war with our Sand Village."

Luo Sha said the last sentence in a decisive manner, leaving no room for ambiguity.

[So in your heart, am I really just a weapon? ]

Gaara's eyes became much dimmer, with almost no light in them.

“Gulala la la la ~ After all this talk, you’re still going to fight?!”

Old man Whitebeard put Gaara on his shoulder and then stomped hard on the ground.

The earth shook violently, and the Kusukimi that was stuck in the ground flew out suddenly and was caught steadily in the hand of the white-bearded father.

"I'm going to take him away today. Who dares to stop me?"

Faced with the siege of many Sand Village ninjas, Whitebeard drew his sword and mounted his horse, and a war was about to break out!!!