Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Kamijou Tsukasa is a member of the vast majority of ordinary people in the ninja world, and lives in a small village on the border of the Land of Fire and the Land of Wind.

His biggest dream in this life is to marry a decent wife, have children, and live a peaceful life on his own.

However, such a simple dream still seems so far away to him now.

The reason was that a group of wandering ninjas suddenly appeared in the village where Kamijou Tsukasa lived a few days ago, and he unfortunately bumped into one of them.

It was called a collision, but in fact it was just that the mud on Kamijou Tsukasa's body accidentally rubbed against a stray ninja when he was returning home.

Not much mud rubbed off on the wandering ninja, leaving only a stain the size of a baby's fist on his sleeve.

But because of this small stain, Kamijouzuka lost one acre and three mu of land;

The other party even demanded that Kamijou Tsukasa pay 100,000 taels of compensation within three days, otherwise they would not only occupy his house but also take his life.

There weren't many wandering ninjas, only about 20 or 30 of them;

The strongest among them was only barely at the level of a Chunin.

But in this small village where the strongest fighter in the whole village is a Genin, this group of wandering ninjas are strong enough to rule the country.

In the ninja world, there is already chaos at the border between two countries. It is common for ninjas who come from nowhere to run to some small villages to show off their power and extort money from the villagers.

Normally, no powerful ninja would come all the way to take care of such trivial matters as the ninjas consider them.

Unless you have money, you can issue a commission to a larger ninja village and ask them to send people to help you suppress this group of predatory ninjas.

According to the unspoken rules of the ninja world, any commission involving ninjas starts at a B-level commission.

The minimum reward for a B-level commission is 80,000 taels. If the number of enemies is more than ten, the mission reward is at least 200,000 taels...

Kamijo Tsukasa, who had been honest all his life, was just an ordinary person who couldn't even come up with 100,000 ryo.

And he is the reflection of the most common type of person in the ninja world.

In the past two days, Kamijou Tsukasa has been begging for money everywhere, and he has also added in his life savings...

All in all, only 60,000 taels were raised, which was still a long way from the 100,000 taels demanded by the wandering ninjas.

Seeing that the group of malicious wandering ninjas were about to come to his door to ask for the money early the next morning, Kamijou Tsukasa suddenly fell into despair.

If Kamijou Tsukasa fails to pay the full amount of money, who knows how those wandering ninjas will torture him before he dies...

"Even if I really have to die, I can't die at the hands of those bastards!"

Kamijou Tsukasa made up his mind, went out immediately to buy a dagger, and brought it home, where he sharpened it with a whetstone until it was shiny.

Kamijo Tsukasa knelt on the ground, holding a dagger wrapped in white cloth, and took a last look at the dilapidated old house where he had lived for most of his life.

"I really hope that in my next life, I won't be born into this fucked up world where people eat each other..."

Kamijou Tsukasa closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and stabbed the dagger into his abdomen.

Clang! ! !

There was no heart-wrenching pain, and the feedback from the dagger did not seem to be stabbing into flesh, but rather like... stabbing into a hard steel plate.

Click~ding!

Kamijou Tsukasa clearly felt that the dagger in his hand was broken into two pieces by a huge force, and he opened his eyes and looked.

A pale humanoid creature emerged from the ground, holding a half-broken dagger in his hand, grinning at him with fangs that were even whiter than his skin color...

Well...that's White Zetsu.

Kamijozuka:!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ

“…Ghost!!!”

Kamijou Tsukasa was almost frightened to death by White Zetsu.

As a result, Bai Zetsu calmly covered Kamijou Tsukasa's mouth and said to him with a smile...

"Boss, would you like to buy a gun? A gun that can easily kill ordinary ninjas. I will teach you until you learn it. If you don't succeed, it won't cost you anything, dear~"

Kamijozuka: (°ー°〃)……

……

The next morning, the wandering ninjas came to Kamijou Tsukasa's residence in groups, led by the strongest Chunin among them.

The Chunin kicked open the door of the Kamijouzuka residence without any hesitation and shouted loudly before anyone even entered the house.

"Boy, we're here to collect a debt. Are you ready for the 100,000 taels of compensation?!"

Bang! ! !

A gunshot rang out, and a bloody hole appeared between the eyebrows of the Chunin. The wanton smile on his face completely froze, and he fell straight out of the house.

Wandering Ninjas: =(??? ????)? !!

Inside the house, Kamijo Tsukasa stood there dumbfounded with a pistol in his hand. The smoke lingering from the muzzle had not yet completely dissipated.

"Asshole! You actually killed our eldest brother?!"

"Brothers, come on, kill him and avenge your eldest brother!"

The wandering ninjas thought that Kamijou Tsukasa had used some secret trap to kill their boss, so they drew their weapons and rushed towards Kamijou Tsukasa, howling.

It was obvious that they were coming to take his life!

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang...

Kamijou Tsukasa, holding a pistol, fired randomly, instantly sending away several lucky stray ninjas at random.

The other surviving wandering ninjas also realized that it was the strange weapon held by Kamijou Tsukasa that killed their companions.

Whenever Kamijouzuka pointed his gun at one of them, that person's expression would suddenly change and he would dodge in panic. The others would take this opportunity to quickly approach Kamijouzuka.

Eleven steps! Ten steps! Nine steps! Eight steps!

When the wandering ninjas were still seven steps away from Kamijouzuka...

Bang! Ka~ka~ka…

Out of bullets!

"His weapon is useless, everyone hurry up!"

The wandering ninjas were overjoyed and instantly became strong again.

It was only seven steps away, and they were there in the blink of an eye...

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! ... Bang!

All the wandering ninjas were lying down.

"Phew~ Fortunately I followed Mr. Bai Zetsu's advice and bought two..."

Kamijo Tsukasa pulled out a second pistol from his arms and stared blankly at the two lumps of iron lying in his palms.

The continuous firing caused the bodies of both guns to become slightly warm, and they felt warm in the hands.

Kamijou Tsukasa suddenly recalled a conversation he had with White Zetsu yesterday...

"Don't worry, Mr. Kamijou. I'm an expert in the use of firearms.

I can assure you that in a competition between ordinary ninjas and guns... at seven steps away, the gun will always be faster!

If you are still worried that you can't kill all the enemies, I suggest you add one of our newly developed mines and place it under your feet to be ready to die together with the enemy..."

"Well...what if the other party gets within seven steps of me?"

“You’ll have to experience this for yourself later, Mr. Kamijou…”

……

"It turns out that within seven steps, the gun is fast and accurate~"

Kamijou Tsukasa murmured in a low voice.

Feeling the power of the gun, he had a vague feeling that the ninja world was about to usher in an unprecedented change...

[Wait, Mr. White Zetsu didn't seem to tell me how to defuse a landmine... Will it explode if I lift my foot now?! ]

Kamijo Tsukasa: (°Д°≡°Д°)…