My apprentice is a little weird?

"It's almost New Year's Day, why are there still so many people in Lianshan City? Although it is the junction of three regions, it shouldn't be so congested that you can't walk, right?" (I'll save my brain first??·??·??*?? ?? The previous article is weak (????e???))

"You don't know this, right? Lianshancheng Li family is going to be finished, right? Everyone who comes here is here to drink some soup."

"Is this true? My goodness, no wonder so many outsiders came here, it must be because of this matter."

A group of people were sitting by the fire outside Lianshan City, chatting animatedly with each other.

A scholar in brocade clothes glanced at Jiang Yan who was quietly warming himself by the fire in the corner, and couldn't help but teasing:

"Brother, you are not here to make a living in the city, are you?"

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone's attention was immediately drawn.

It was only then that they were surprised to find that there was actually someone here?! When did he come? Why was he silent?

Jiang Yan seemed to have just woken up, his eyelids half open, looking at everyone blankly.

"Ah, let's eat."

The scholar was speechless for a moment, and the people around him also followed suit and joked.

"Oh yes, yes, it's time to eat, hahahaha"

"Little brother, you are so...straightforward..."

Although the scholar was speechless, he still praised him. Then, looking at his clothes, he couldn't help asking:

"Brother, you look good looking, you must be a scholar, but why are you dressed so... simply..."

Yes, simple, and that was his euphemism.

Jiang Yan's outfit was like that of a beggar.

Although the coarse linen clothes were clean, there were still some puddings on them. A black gourd was hung around his waist, his hair was casually tied up with a hand-carved wooden hairpin, a few strands of hair hung in front of his forehead, and some snow fell on his body.

He is quite handsome, with picturesque eyebrows and a handsome face.

But it's just...

Jiang Yan opened his lazy eyes, half-opened his head and looked back in a certain direction behind him, then raised his hand and stretched lazily with some comfort.

"I was wearing pretty good clothes, but I met a robber who stripped me naked and chased me..."

Everyone became interested after hearing this. Even though it was a bit hurtful, it was not shameful to eat melon, especially when it was someone else's melon.

"Ahem, could you please elaborate~"

“Me too”

Jiang Yan didn't care.

"Well, it's nothing. I just met a bad person. I saved a woman, but after saving her, he turned against me and tied me up and said he wanted to rape me!"

"Um?!!"

"how do I say this!"

"Borrow a movie to talk to~"

"The follow-up, the follow-up, it's up to her!"

The people who were waiting in line to warm themselves by the fire suddenly had their eyes light up! They were a little excited. I don't know why they were excited~

Jiang Yan smiled contemptuously and looked at everyone with pride.

"Humph! Who am I? I am a righteous man! How can I let her do what she wants?"

"I immediately broke free, scurried away, and then escaped here."

"........."

"........."

"You...what are you all looking at me like that for? Is there something on my face?"

Jiang Yan looked at the gazes of the crowd that seemed to want to eat him up, with a look of confusion on his face.

"Pfft...hahahaha, a righteous young man hahaha"

A pretty little girl couldn't help laughing out loud, and even the two guards beside her couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Yan scratched his head. "Why...is there a problem?"

"No... no problem, brother, you are a ruthless person"

The scholar said this and then turned aside to chat with others.

Other people might also think that Jiang Yan had a mental problem, so they ignored him.

Jiang Yan was quite happy to be free, so he opened the black gourd and took a sip of wine.

"That's fine. If I don't run away, I'll probably be sucked dry~"

He squinted his eyes and looked at Lianshan City in the distance, thinking quietly.

"Lianshan City, I'm back again~"

"I escaped secretly at first, so I didn't take a close look. Now that I'm back, I want to have some fun."

"It's been more than three years since I said that. Will my master beat me to death when I go back?"

Jiang Yan rubbed his chin with his hand, thought about his master's angry look, and couldn't help shivering.

"No, no, if I wait for Master to come find me personally, I will really be beaten to death! I have to go back!"

But when he thought of going back, Jiang Yan couldn't help but look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and sigh.

"Oh~ Why do I have to work 996 as a social animal even though I have traveled through time and space to cultivate immortality? Oh my god..."

Jiang Yan looked up at the sky alone, feeling sad in silence.

Yes, he is a time traveler! He was a good young man from the 21st century on Earth, and he has been here for 26 years.

Of course, he doesn’t have any plug-ins, such as grandpa, golden finger, system, etc., he doesn’t have any of them!

He doesn't even have parents in the biological sense!

At first, he just picked up a piece of jade while traveling alone. Before he could display the fine tradition of honesty, he lost consciousness.

The first person he saw when he opened his eyes again was a panda...

That's right, it's the panda, Chi You's mount, the iron-eating beast! The panda has a cute face but can easily kill you with a photo.

At that time, it was grinning with its sharp teeth showing, and it put its black and white bear face in front of Jiang Yan, giving him a smile that it thought was warm and gentle.

In response to this, Jiang Yan closed his eyes, smacked his lips, and fell asleep again.

There was no crying, not even a hint of emotion.

I was so excited that I actually saw the national treasure smiling at me. It's because I have been smiling too much that everyone I see is black and white with fur.

However, when he opened his eyes again, he still saw the panda face! The chill coming from his body and the breeze from the surrounding environment told him that this was not a dream.

Not a dream? Or in the mountains? A man encountered a panda?

Oh, sorry, I should have removed the cat character from the panda character at this point. In other words, a person encountered a bear in the mountains? Bear…

Oh my god! The panda killed someone!

But what scared Jiang Yan even more was that he found himself turned into a baby! And an abandoned baby in the deep mountains and forests!

Oh my god! My life is over!

However~

The panda just licked him and held him in his arms! Tease him?

Emm, well, it seems that this panda treated him as its own child? Not only did it not hurt him, but it also raised him.

After that, Jiang Yan got through this ordeal safely and survived very luckily. He also found a bear mother and gave himself a name in his mind, called Big Bear (cough cough cough), just a joke.

But to be honest, this mother bear is still very powerful. She is considered the boss of this forest. Some other large cats are basically no match for her.

So Jiang Yan became the "baby bear" with full justification, and relied on the protection of his mother bear to act arrogantly in the forest.

It's just that this bear mom is a little careless and prone to accidents and big-handedness. She often forgets Jiang Yan in a corner or slaps him so hard that his soul leaves his body.

However, the remaining maternal love still awakened Mother Bear, and in this way, Jiang Yan survived the first three years of his life with extraordinary tenacity, and also made many bad friends here.

Well, bad friends.

When Jiang Yan thought that this was how his life would be, an old man suddenly showed up and shattered the worldview he had accumulated with great difficulty.

It was one night. Jiang Yan was standing on the edge of a cliff, wearing a tiger-skin skirt and holding a small wooden sword. Mother Bear was sitting behind him and a fox was lying next to him.

I was just imagining when I could return to the human world and create some big news.

An old man in strange clothes suddenly appeared in front of him, roughly stripped off his tiger-skin skirt, and after a series of indescribable inspections, gave him a faint smile.

"Young man, ahem, uh... kid, I see that you are one in a million, that is, that... you are a rare talent in cultivation that only appears once in a thousand years. I wonder if you are willing to take me as your master, enter my ancient immortal sect, and become a true immortal~"

"Well! Very good, if you don't say anything I'll take it as your consent! Mother didn't say anything either, she also agreed!"

Then, in front of Jiang Yan's confused eyes, he picked him up and took him away in front of Bear Mom... Only Bear Mom was left standing there in a daze, holding the bamboo shoots...

……

Although Jiang Yan didn't understand what the old man said, it didn't prevent him from understanding one thing.

That means I have traveled to the world of immortal cultivation!

But Jiang Yan didn't think it was a big deal at that time. He just cultivated immortality. It was also good to travel freely in the world. He could come back to see his mother when he had nothing to do.

However...the so-called Ancient Immortal Gate is a sinkhole!

Not to mention the pitifully small number of disciples.

The financial situation was even more worrying, on the verge of bankruptcy. Several elders didn't care at all and only cared about practicing. After he went up the mountain, he almost starved to death there.

In order to prevent himself from dying and becoming homeless, Jiang Yan gave these old immortal cultivators some earthly shocks, and then...

.........

Recalling this, Jiang Yan couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

“Become an immortal…become a bullshit immortal!!”

"You just exploit me every day! And you even call it training for me!"

"Fuck your experience! If I had known that being a senior brother would be so hard, I would have just stayed in the mountains and forests and been an ordinary savage!"

"You still want me to be the headmaster? What the hell! Whoever wants to be the headmaster can be the headmaster!"

Jiang Yan is a lazy person by nature and doesn't want to take care of those things.

After all, he worked every day in his previous life and never had a chance to enjoy himself until his death. He traveled through time without even having a girlfriend.

It’s so hard to travel through time and space to cultivate immortality, but he’s still not the template of Long Aotian.

I have to work hard as a worker for the immortal sect again.

Jiang Yan doesn't want anything now. He just wants to make up for the regrets of his previous life.

Travel, take a walk, enjoy the breeze, appreciate the beauty of the other world, taste fine wine, and enjoy the retirement life in the world of immortal cultivation.

What? Raise your realm and dominate the world? Sorry, I feel more comfortable in a warm reclining chair in the afternoon.

What? Hugging wives and concubines? Sorry, I think the girls in the second dimension are more beautiful.

When Jiang Yan thought of the two-dimensional world, he remembered that he had a 50G package from the Tifa anime area saved in his phone.

Before I could even watch it...

"Ah... the anime area can't be without Tifa, just like the West can't be without Jerusalem... cough cough"