This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 2 This woman doesn't look like a good person
Yunshu wanted to jump away to avoid the oncoming white powder, but he found that Ma Wu had his feet firmly clamped.
He exerted a little strength and kicked Ma Wu away, but at this time white powder and countless silver needles also reached his face.
The silver needles were fine, they just fell down as if they had hit an iron plate.
The white powder was different. Yunshu couldn’t avoid it and still inhaled some of it.
He quickly jumped back a step, stuck to the gate of the dilapidated temple, sat down cross-legged, and began to practice internal energy to expel the poison.
"Let's go now!" Ma San shouted.
Then he jumped towards the gate of the ruined temple.
Just as Ma San was about to step over the meditating Yunshu and rush out.
There was an instant of sharp pain in his crotch.
Then Yunshu threw him back into the temple.
Ma San covered his lower body and rolled on the ground wailing.
"Amitabha, may Buddha have mercy on me. I am guilty, guilty. Did I let you go?" Yun Shu looked over and scolded him.
When Ma Si and Ma Wu saw this scene, they felt an inexplicable sour sensation in their lower body.
The two men quickly threw away their sabers and knelt down, "Master Buddha, please spare us, Master Buddha, please spare us!"
Ma Si, who spread the poison, was the most panicked.
He knew that the poison in the monk's body was the "magic medicine" he bought from a medicine king at a high price.
It is said that this is a magical medicine that even gods would have to lie down for three hours to cure it.
And based on Ma Si's past experience, this poison has always been effective.
"Laozi, oh no, I am a poor monk. I chant sutras every day and am immune to all poisons. Can you understand that?"
Yun Shu, who was meditating, did not forget to stimulate Ma Si and answered playfully.
Ma Si knocked down dejectedly.
"Knock in front of the Buddha statue! Or else be like him!"
Yunshu stopped meditating.
He stood up, pointed at the wailing Ma San, and shouted.
Ma Si and Ma Wu knocked their heads against each other with “dong dong dong” and their heads were bleeding.
Yunshu waved his hand to stop them.
"You two strip the guy on the ground and tie him up." Yun Shu ordered Ma Si and Ma Wu.
Ma Si and Ma Wu tied up Ma San, who had stopped wailing, with their belts without saying a word.
"You big idiot, you, tie him up." Yunshu pointed at Ma Si and glanced at Ma Wu's crotch.
Ma Wu felt his lower body tense and he quickly tied Ma Si up tightly.
Finally, Ma Wu was the only one left, standing beside Yun Shu with his head down.
"Take it off yourself!" Yun Shu shouted.
Ma Wu stripped himself naked.
Then he was tied up tightly by Yunshu.
Yunshu also stuffed the three brothers' somewhat sticky foot bindings into their mouths one by one.
Finally, the three were kicked under the only Buddha statue in the temple.
"Under the Buddha statue, silently recite Amitabha ten thousand times for me!" Yun Shu ordered.
After doing all this, Yunshu stretched and turned his eyes to the three sacks on the ground.
One of the bags was still moving, but he hadn't noticed it because he was fighting with the three bandits.
Yunshu walked over slowly and untied the moving sack.
When the cloth bag was torn open, a woman in brocade clothes was revealed.
The woman also looked to be in her twenties.
Her mouth was stuffed with rags, her body was tied up like a dumpling, and her hair was disheveled.
But it still cannot conceal her beautiful face and curvy figure.
Yunshu tore the rag out of the woman's mouth.
"Who are you?" The woman in brocade clothes and Yun Shu spoke at the same time.
"Amitabha, my Buddhist name is Yunshu."
Yunshu answered first, untying the ropes that bound the woman in brocade clothes as he answered.
When his hand passed over the bumps on the woman's body, Yun Shu's heart was moved, and then ten thousand Amitabhas floated through his mind.
"Oh, this girl has such a great figure. If I weren't a monk, maybe this would be a story of a hero saving a beauty, and the beauty being willing to give herself to him in return." Yun Shu sighed secretly.
The woman in brocade clothes didn't know that Yunshu was tilting her.
Because he was tied up for so long, all the joints in his body were numb.
She stretched out her limbs and lay flat on the ground.
This will help her recover faster.
But when she spread her legs out, her figure instantly looked even more perfect.
Ten thousand "Amitabha"s passed through Yunshu's mind again.
"Amitabha, I want to return to secular life!" Yun Shu thought to himself.
After a while, the woman in brocade clothes, who had recovered, moved her hot body.
She turned sideways, propped up her pretty face with one hand, and looked at the monk beside her, "Little Master, you are so handsome!"
Yun Shu almost vomited blood from his nose. This mature lady was too good at teasing.
"Amitabha, no problem, no problem. You are also very beautiful, lady donor."
"Hehe, little master is really good at talking and has a sweet mouth. You saved my sister. How do you want to thank you?"
The woman in brocade clothes tugged at the collar of her shirt, teasing Yunshu.
"Amitabha, Buddha said, do one good deed a day, do not ask for anything in return, no need to thank me, no need to thank me!"
Yunshu didn't care whether it was right or not, so he just said something nonsense.
"May I ask what your name is, benefactor? How did you end up in the hands of these three people?"
Yun Shu avoided the fiery gaze of the woman in brocade clothes and changed the subject.
The woman in brocade clothes lifted her black hair, propped herself up with her right hand, and sat up, facing Yunshu who was meditating opposite her.
The distance is even closer!
A fresh fragrance wafted into Yunshu's nose, and the deer in Yunshu's heart jumped for joy.
"My name is Yu Linglong. Like the two sacks on the ground, I am a gift from the Lord of Yunzhou to the Lord of Youzhou. I was robbed by this group of horse bandits on the way, and then I came to this dilapidated temple."
Yu Linglong pointed at the two sacks on the ground and said.
"Gift?"
"Yes, are you wondering why the city lord gave people as gifts? And even if he was giving a beautiful woman, why didn't he give a young and beautiful girl?"
"Amitabha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't think so. You are very beautiful, female donor." Yunshu argued hurriedly.
"Humph! I'd be surprised if there wasn't one."
Yu Linglong rolled her eyes at Yun Shu and continued, "The truth is, the Lord of Youzhou likes widows, and I am a widow."
Yunshu was speechless, this Yu Linglong.
Not sure if it was intentional, but Yu Linglong straightened her chest in front of Yun Shu, making her figure more curvy.
Yunshu took a deep breath.
"I have been a widow for many years. I finally got married again, and the one I married is the city lord. Although she is just a concubine, it's okay. At least I have a man now. But these damn horse bandits actually robbed me. I will castrate them later!"
The three people under the Buddha statue felt their lower bodies tighten and cold sweat broke out.
"Actually, there are also men who go back with the bandits." Yunshu muttered.
Yu Linglong heard it, and she put her face close to Yunshu, nose to nose: "Hua Heshang, you are so understanding!"
"Amitabha, no, no." Yun Shu stepped back in a hurry.
Yu Linglong was not willing to let him go and continued to move forward.
Catching a sack on the ground, she had an idea.
Yu Linglong blinked her beautiful eyes and said cunningly, "Look, it seems that this city lord can't get married. The wedding procession was killed by those three bastards. How can I go to Youzhou City?"
"How about not getting married, little master? Let's take these possessions and run away?"
"We, we?" Yunshu was a little panicked.
"Young Master, you are so handsome. My sister likes you. I will marry you. These properties are enough for us to live a shameless life for a while."
Yun Shu felt a little moved for a while.
Then he shook his head and sighed: "Donor, you are joking."
"Call sister!"
"Amitabha, sister, I will reluctantly send you to Youzhou City." Yunshu suggested helplessly.
In fact, he didn't want to go to Youzhou City. His destination was Yunzhou City to collect the reward.
"Okay! That's what I've been waiting for you to say!" Yu Linglong said happily.
Yun Shu cried out inwardly, "Damn it! They were waiting for me here, I got fooled!"
"This woman doesn't look like a good person!"
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