This monk is a bit mean

"Hahaha, why did you stick the broom on your head, monk? It's so ugly."

In the woodshed of a small inn in the west of Chang'an City, Yunshu was sorting out the wig he had bought at a high price.

Yu Linglong in the corner woke up and laughed at him loudly.

"You know shit. This is called an afro, the most popular hairstyle this year. I bought it for twenty copper coins." Yun Shu didn't even look at Dahuang Jian.

"Twenty coppers? Are you sane? If I could move, I would make you a pile of straw."

"It's ugly, so what, as long as it can cover up the bald head."

"Cover your bald head? What are you going to do? Go to a brothel?"

"It's still because of you!" Yun Shu was furious. He turned around and glared at Dahuang Jiandao.

"Because of me?" Yu Linglong was puzzled.

"Do you know who you whistled at yesterday?"

"Who?"

"Lin Ruonan!"

"Who is Lin Ruonan? Can't she be teased?"

"cannot!"

"why?"

"I want to participate in the martial arts competition she is holding to find a husband."

"Ah? Monk, you want to return to secular life? Don't you want me anymore? Wuuuuu..." Yu Linglong burst into tears miserably.

Yun Shu could tell that this guy was pretending, so he rolled his eyes and said, "I need to gather seven things and return them to Master, otherwise he can't come out of seclusion, and if he doesn't come out of seclusion, he can't rescue you, and one of these things is in Chang'an City."

"This Lin Ruonan is the key for me to get that thing. I participated in the martial arts competition to get in touch with her."

"What do you want? Her dowry?"

"Don't worry."

"It's so mysterious, it's definitely something that shouldn't be shown to anyone." Yu Linglong said affirmatively.

"Another thing is that during the martial arts competition, I can go up and absorb the damage to improve my cultivation, killing two birds with one stone."

"Why don't you just go and join us? Why stick a broom on your head?"

At this point, Yun Shu got angry, "After you whistled at Lin Ruonan in the street yesterday, he added a new rule to his martial arts competition notice."

"What are the rules?" Yu Linglong asked curiously.

"Baldies and dogs are not allowed into the competition venue!" Yun Shu said angrily, rubbing his back teeth.

“Hahaha, hahaha…” Yu Linglong in the Great Wilderness Sword was about to laugh to death.

"You damn bitch, laugh at your sister!"

"Hahaha, hahaha..."

……

On a remote road leading into the western suburbs of Chang'an City, Yun Shu, a man with a big afro, was hiding in a tree by the roadside.

It seems like he is waiting for someone.

"Sweeping Monk, what are you waiting for here?" asked the Great Wilderness Sword on Yunshu's back.

In the past two days, because of his new hairstyle, Yunshu has gained another nickname, "Sweeping Monk".

One more or one less doesn’t make any more or less. Yunshu thinks that as long as Yu Linglong is happy, that’s all that matters.

"Shh! Keep your voice down. There are people hiding in the tree opposite. I'm waiting for the escort car of Shunfeng Escort Agency to pass by just like them." Yunshu whispered, staring at the people in the tree opposite and in the haystack.

"Wow, we are going to do a highway robbery. It looks so exciting." Yu Linglong's voice was filled with excitement.

"No, no, no, they were the ones who robbed people on the road."

"Oh, I get it. You are the mantis stalking the cicada while the oriole is behind. You want to be the one who gets caught!"

"You are the one who is doing the dirty work. I don't plan to rob them. I want them to rob the escort car of Shunfeng Escort Agency. When they are halfway through, I will go down and help the escort agency drive them away."

"What operation is this?"

"I want the escort agency to owe me a favor, and then ask them to help me get a ticket to the martial arts competition to win a bride." Yun Shu told his plan.

"Admission ticket? You need an admission ticket for a crappy martial arts competition?"

"Well, you don't know that Lin Ruonan is the most famous leftover woman in Chang'an City. When they heard that she was going to hold a martial arts competition to find a husband, countless young talents came to Chang'an City to try their luck."

"All the inns in Chang'an City are full, otherwise why would I live in the woodshed?"

"Don't you like living in the woodshed?" Yu Linglong muttered.

"Although Lin Ruonan's father is eager to find a son-in-law, not just anyone can sign up. All those who want to participate in the martial arts competition must have an admission ticket, and the Lin family only gives these tickets to some famous families or some well-known martial arts sects."

"This Shunfeng Escort Agency can barely be considered a well-known sect. They can get admission tickets."

"Isn't your Shaolin Temple also a well-known sect in the martial arts world?"

When Yunshu heard this stupid question, he replied unhappily: "Would you go to Shaolin Temple to find a man? Besides, I'm not from Shaolin Temple."

"Not necessarily, I like bald heads!"

As soon as Yu Linglong finished speaking, a cavalry group appeared in the distance.

Yunshu quickly shut up and stopped talking to Yu Linglong. He began to observe those "praying mantises" carefully.

There were a total of twenty servants in the cavalry, and the leader was a middle-aged escort in his forties. He was fat, but his pair of copper-bell eyes were bright and sharp.

His name is Huang Zhongzhong, he is the deputy chief escort of Shunfeng Escort Agency, he has nearly thirty years of experience in escorting, and he is a master in the use of the Thirty-Six Moves of the Five Tigers Breaking Door Sword.

As soon as they entered the ambush place of the horse bandits, Huang Zhongzhong waved his hand and asked the escort team to stop.

After looking around, he suddenly said, "Come out, where did you come from, you outlaw? Are you trying to stop the escorts from my Shunfeng Escort Agency?"

"This uncle is a master, Baldy, can you beat him?" asked the Great Wilderness Sword on Yunshu's back.

"How do you know if you haven't fought before? Stop talking and just watch the show first."

"Swish, swish, swish" five masked men appeared in front of the escort team, all holding the same standard machetes in their hands.

When Huang Zhongzhong saw the movements of the five people when they appeared, he knew that they were five masters, and his hand holding the hilt of the sword unconsciously tightened.

Then he looked back at the servant behind him, feeling a little uneasy.

He knew that although there were many servants behind him, they were no match for the real masters.

The five people in front of him were obviously real masters.

"The value of my escort is not worth the trouble of experts like you. I wonder if you are here for me, Huang? Or for Shunfeng Escort Agency?"

"We are not robbing the escort. We are entrusted by someone to ask the deputy chief escort for something. As long as we get it, we will leave immediately and will not touch the escort vehicle at all." The masked man in the lead replied.

"I wonder what you guys want from Huang?"

"Tickets for the Lin Mansion's martial arts competition to recruit a bride next month!"

"Oh my god! No way, I can meet someone in the same industry as mine? There's no need to be so arrogant." Yun Shu, who was hiding on the treetop, said speechlessly.

"That's it?" Huang Zhongzhong was also a little surprised.

"Yes." The masked leader answered again.

"Shunfeng Escort Agency does have this admission ticket, but it is not with me, Huang. Do you want to follow me back to Shunfeng Escort Agency? I will get it for you then?" Huang Zhongzhong explained.

"If you don't have it, send someone back to get it! Do you think we are stupid to let us go back to Shunfeng Escort Agency with you?" The masked man said coldly after hearing Huang Zhongzhong's explanation.

"What if I don't?" Huang Zhongzhong narrowed his eyes and spoke in a cold tone.

"Captain Huang, please be patient and let the two brothers help you deal with them!"

At this time, two people appeared behind the five masked men and spoke to Huang Zhongzhong.

"It's them!" Yun Shu was a little surprised.