This monk is a bit mean

Huang Zhongzhong thought he had carefully observed the bush and found nothing unusual. It was not until Yun Shu said that that he realized that there was indeed a person hiding in it in a very secretive manner.

"Ouch, we've been discovered." A somewhat regretful voice came from the bushes.

Then, a thin young man, younger than Yun Shu, crawled out from inside. He looked at Yun Shu and Huang Zhongzhong with a smile.

The moment they saw the young man appear, Huang Zhongzhong and Yun Shu were so surprised that their mouths opened wide.

Huang Zhongzhong took a big step back and drew his sword again. He looked at Yun Shu with great vigilance and said, "Humph! It turns out there is a helper hiding in the dark."

There was obvious anger in his tone.

"Cough cough cough... uh..., I said I don't know him, do you believe me?" Yun Shu asked, scratching the broom on his head.

"What do you think?" Huang Zhongzhong's tone was still unfriendly.

"You believe it!" Yun Shu said affirmatively.

"I don't trust you at all!" Huang Zhongzhong waved his hand again, and the servants behind him all showed their weapons.

"Please be patient, Mr. Huang. Let me ask him and the truth will be out soon. This is definitely a misunderstanding." Yun Shu waved his hand at Huang Zhongzhong and others.

Then he turned to look at the young man and sighed.

Could this not be misunderstood?

The young man in front of him also had a broom head, exactly the same as the one on his head.

Just now when fighting with Huang Zhongzhong, Yu Linglong in the Great Wilderness Sword fell asleep.

If she wasn't asleep, she would probably laugh to death if she saw another broom head coming.

"I'm going to ask you a question, and you have to answer honestly. Otherwise, I'll pull out all the hair on your head." Yun Shu looked at the young man and said.

The young man seemed to be very concerned about his "bad reputation" and was afraid that someone would take it to heart, so he nodded in agreement obediently.

"What's your name? Where are you from?" Yunshu asked.

"Li Mao, from Chang'an." Li Mao replied.

"Well, it's okay, quite polite. Is that a wig on your head? Where did you buy it? How much did it cost? Did you bargain for a high price?" Yunshu asked a series of questions.

"Wow, you're so amazing! How do you know this is a wig? You even knew I bargained down a huge price for it?" Li Mao was so excited that he was about to rush to Yun Shu to get close to him, but when he saw Yun Shu's cold expression, he had to stop.

"Answer my question, and also, are you bald?" Yun Shu said seriously.

"Yes, yes, I am bald, otherwise I wouldn't wear a wig. I bought this wig at a small grocery stall on Chang'an Street. The price the owner offered was too high at first, and I thought it was not worth it, so I didn't plan to buy it." Li Mao continued.

"Did the boss ask you to bargain later?" Yunshu asked.

"Yeah, yes, yes, he told me to chop boldly." Li Mao nodded in agreement.

"Hurry up, tell me how much the deal was in the end?" Yun Shu asked anxiously.

The conversation between these two people completely confused Huang Zhongzhong who was standing aside. He had no idea what these two idiots were talking about.

"30 copper coins." Li Mao blinked his clear big eyes and looked at Yun Shu and replied.

"Beautiful!" Yun Shu clenched his right fist and waved it vigorously as a celebration.

Finally there is someone who is dumber than him, perfect.

Li Mao didn't quite understand why Yun Shu was so excited after hearing the price.

"Really? Originally, there was no need to spend these 30 copper coins." Li Mao was slightly angry.

"What do you mean?" Yun Shu asked casually.

"I just came back from Shaolin Temple, and then I heard that Sister Lin was going to hold a martial arts competition to find a husband, so I thought about participating. Who knew that everything was fine in the first few days, but just yesterday, Sister Lin actually made a new rule of a martial arts competition to find a husband."

"What kind of martial arts competition site? Bald heads and dogs are not allowed to enter! I have no choice but to wear a wig. It is said that all wigs in Chang'an City are sold out these two days."

"Later, I inquired and found out that it was a silver monk who molested Sister Lin in the street, so there was a rule that bald people and dogs were not allowed to enter."

"It's all that silver monk's fault. I curse him to have bald spots on his bald head!" Li Mao said angrily.

"Hey, hey, hey, you are a monk after all, how can you curse people randomly? What did your master teach you?" Yun Shu was not happy when he heard Li Mao cursing.

"Amitabha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just a lay disciple of Shaolin. It has nothing to do with me." It can be heard that Li Mao's tone is a little weak.

"Who said it's okay? And you don't even know that the teasing in the street might be a misunderstanding? You cursed him without knowing the right or wrong? And you even called him a silver monk. That's not right!" Yunshu educated Li Mao like educating a younger brother.

Yun Shu paused, thought of something, and continued, "Also, you said you were a lay disciple of Shaolin? Lay disciples don't have to shave their heads, right?"

Yunshu suddenly realized that this guy might be a liar.

There are so many Old Sixs in Youyun Land, so there must be many in the Central Plains.

"Yes, lay disciples don't need to shave, but I felt cooler, so I asked the master to shave for me." Li Mao explained.

Huang Zhongzhong, who had been standing not far away and watching them chatting, became a little impatient: "Are you two done yet?"

"It's not over yet!" Yun Shu and Li Mao turned around together and shouted in unison.

Are you kidding? The two brothers haven’t even started discussing the beauty of the hairstyle.

Huang Zhongzhong was speechless.

Yunshu turned around and looked at Li Mao. After thinking for a moment, he said, "Well, both you and I have been harmed by that fake silver monk. We both have to wear wigs to participate in the martial arts competition to win a bride."

Li Mao also noticed that Yun Shu's hairstyle was exactly the same as his.

This means the other person is also a bald head.

"Oh, yes, yes, it's all the fault of that silver monk who was struck by lightning!" Li Mao continued to curse.

"Hey, you're coming again? You want to be struck by lightning? Damn it!" Yun Shu widened his eyes, extremely unhappy with being scolded, and said in his heart.

"Okay, Mr. Huang, we've finished talking. We are not on the same page. Are you relieved now? I can go to Cangjian Shangzhuang now. Does your promise still count?" Yun Shu said to Huang Zhongzhong after figuring out the whole story.

"Who said we are not of the same kind? You and I are together, and I want to go to Cangjian Villa with you!" Seeing that Yunshu wanted to distance himself from him, Li Mao explained hurriedly.

"Hmph!" Huang Zhongzhong rolled his eyes at Yun Shu and said nothing.

At this time, Li Mao had unknowingly walked to Yun Shu and stood side by side with him.

Li Mao blinked and looked at Yun Shu with a smile.

“Fuck you…” Yun Shu held his forehead with his hand.

Finally, he made up his mind and spoke again: "Okay, he will come with me. We will go to Cangjian Villa to get swords, each of us will get our own swords, and then come back to exchange the admission tickets with you, Mr. Huang."

"You said it yourself. Did I promise him that I could also exchange it for an admission ticket?" Huang Zhongzhong said calmly.

"Look, it's not that I don't want to play with you, but your ranks are not compatible, so we can't queue together." Yun Shu spread his hands and said helplessly to Li Mao.

Li Mao didn't know what Yun Shu meant by "their ranks don't match, so they can't be ranked together."

But he had been hiding in the bushes before and saw how Yun Shu persuaded Huang Zhongzhong.

To be precise, he was beaten into submission, or to be more precise, he was beaten into submission.

Isn’t this easy? I can do it too, brother.

Li Mao must go to Cangjian Villa and must get the admission ticket!

It's just a fight.

Li Mao had made up his mind, and then he took a few steps towards Huang Zhongzhong and got ready.

He said, "Come on, come and hit me!"

Yun Shu behind Li Mao became restless. Could it be that this guy practiced the same skills as him?