This monk is a bit mean

Cooked.

It was roasted by someone.

In front of Yunshu, a tree trunk was placed between two huge rocks.

A golden rooster the size of a camel was strung on the tree trunk.

Below, a sloppy old man with disheveled hair and a dirty face, wearing only animal skin shorts, was gnawing on a giant chicken leg.

He ate with such relish!

Yun Shu used his spiritual sense to scan, but was completely unable to tell the other party's cultivation level.

"Fuck! Another old monster!" Yun Shu muttered to himself.

Then he cupped his fists to the slovenly old man and said, "Good luck to you, senior!"

"Goodbye!" Yun Shu turned around and left without even stopping.

In this remote place, an old man wearing only leopard print shorts is roasting chicken.

As weird as it can be.

Yunshu felt that when faced with such a situation, he should run as fast as he could.

A white light flashed in his hand, and a random teleportation talisman appeared in his hand.

Without saying anything, just crush it!

Yun Shu’s eyes blurred, and the next moment he appeared randomly next to the roast chicken.

The chicken's head was facing him.

The old man in leopard print pants was also looking at him with a smile.

Fuck!

Does this work?

Yunshu crushed another teleportation talisman.

The next moment, he randomly appeared next to the roast chicken.

This time he was facing the chicken's butt.

The old man in leopard print pants winked at him.

Yun Shu gave up resisting. He spread his hands, sat down next to the roast chicken, and looked at the strange old man in front of him.

"Why don't you spread it?" asked the old man.

"What the hell is this? Every time it's passed back to the roast chicken. Is it fun to play like this?" Yun Shu pouted.

The old man smiled happily.

He tore off a piece of chicken wing and handed it to Yunshu.

Yunshu shook his head.

"Don't you want it? It's delicious!" said the old man.

"No! I'm a vegetarian!"

"Monk?"

"That's it."

"Yes it is, no it is not. What does it mean?" The old man was unhappy.

"It was before, but I don't dare to be now!"

"why?"

"I'm afraid of being roasted and eaten!"

"Haha, don't tell me, I've never eaten roasted monk, I don't know what it tastes like."

"Roast it a little and sprinkle some cumin on it. It will be crunchy!" Yun Shu said to the old man who was actually gnawing on the chicken butt.

The old man stopped what he was doing and laughed, "You are an interesting guy. I like you more and more."

"But I don't like being liked by old men wearing leopard print. I prefer being liked by fairies wearing leopard print." Yun Shu said as he added firewood to the fire under the roast chicken.

The old man didn't know what Yunshu was talking about.

He sat down at the other end of the fire, opposite Yun Shu, and said, "You are a weird boy!"

"Isn't he handsome?"

The old man ignored Yun Shu and continued with narrowed eyes: "You were poisoned by three kinds of poisons, but you didn't die!"

"Then only one of your seven souls was left, and you're not dead! Tsk tsk tsk tsk..."

Yun Shu was shocked. This old guy actually knew the condition of his body with just a few glances.

This can only mean one thing, this old guy has extremely high cultivation level!

After realizing this, Yunshu immediately knelt on the ground and burst into tears.

"Please save me, senior. I swear to be your slave in my next life!"

"Stop talking about this useless stuff. If I'm not mistaken, you came here to find this?"

The old man took out two eggs the size of watermelons and said to Yunshu.

When Yunshu saw the two golden rooster eggs, his eyes lit up.

He continued, "Ah? You also figured this out, senior? It really is Hua Tuo in the world, Bian Que reborn, and Li Shizhen traveling through time!"

"I don't know the three Taoist friends you mentioned. The reason I know you came here for the golden egg is because this golden egg is the antidote to one of the poisons in your body!"

"Then, senior, could you please give me a golden egg? I would be very grateful!"

"Why? I spent so much effort to find this, and you think you can get it away with just a few words of flattery? No way!"

Depend on!

Yun Shu cursed inwardly.

The old man could tell at a glance that he was poisoned.

It is also known that the eggs of this golden hen are the antidote to one of the poisons.

Then his strength is at least on par with that old foodie Sikong Nan.

This is definitely the existence of a hermit master.

This kind of person must have happened to pass by here, and came across this golden rooster because he was greedy, so he roasted it.

He and big guys of Sikong Nan's level have one thing in common: they are greedy.

And these greedy guys are often alcoholics.

Yunshu thought of a way to deal with this old man.

"Senior, I will definitely not take your eggs for nothing! I will exchange them with good things from you!" Yun Shu hurriedly said to the old man.

"It's the golden hen's egg, not my egg!" the old man corrected Yunshu.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's the golden chicken's egg. I'll exchange it for something good!"

"What good stuff?"

"Wine! Spiritual wine!"

Old man:!!!

Yunshu directly hit the old man's soft spot.

Wine is a good thing for old men, a very good thing.

When he was chewing the chicken legs and butt just now, he always felt like something was missing in his mouth.

It would be nice if there was a pot of wine.

Good wine and chicken legs, even Buddha would drool when seeing it!

Now this little bald guy actually says he has it!

And it’s spiritual wine!

A golden egg can be exchanged!

Change!

This egg looks tasteless!

He shed tears for the Buddha and was willing to even cut off his own flesh in exchange for the golden rooster's eggs.

He handed the golden egg to Yunshu and said, "Here!"

Yunshu took it with a smile.

The old man held out his hand again: "Where's the wine?"

"Don't worry, senior. I'll brew it for you right away!"

"What? Freshly brewed?"

"Yes, freshly brewed tea tastes better and is more fragrant!" Yunshu explained.

"Then you should start quickly!"

Under the supervision of the old man in leopard pants, Yunshu slowly took out a big pot.

Then he placed the big pot on the fire below the roasting chicken, put some "Rehmannia Grapes" into the pot, and began to cook it slowly.

The old man obviously had not noticed these "Rehmannia grapes" in the Dongma Forest before.

If he knew where the raw materials for brewing this wine came from, he would definitely not drink it.

After a full hour, Yun Shu successfully brewed the first pot of "Liuwei Dihuang Wine" according to the method in "The Cooking Classic".

At this time, the center of Dongma Forest was filled with the rich aroma of wine.

The old man in the leopard print pants had already finished half of the pot.

"If you drink like this, the wine will be gone before you finish the roast chicken!" Yunshu reminded.

"Hehehe... Can you brew another pot? I'll give you the remaining egg!" The old man raised the other giant egg in his hand and asked Xiang Yunshu.

"No need! I only need one!" Yunshu waved his hand.

"Don't worry! Good things come in pairs! A pair of eggs and two pots of wine!" The leopard-print old man obviously hadn't drunk enough, so he persuaded Yunshu.

"If you want me to brew another pot, it's not impossible."

"I need you, senior, to agree to one more condition for me!"