This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 33 Bald People and Dogs Are Allowed to Enter
With a "splash", a broom head jumped out from the calm surface of Qin Lake.
Yunshu held Li Mao's sword in his hand, flipped over and jumped out of the water, landing next to his clothes in the pavilion.
With another gorgeous turn, her clothes were already on.
Then he threw the sword in his hand to Li Mao and smiled: "I win!"
At this time, Lin Ruonan also jumped out of the lake, she was soaked all over.
The purple suit soaked by the lake water made his figure look even more graceful.
Li Mao took a deep breath.
Lin Ruonan shook her long black hair, revealing her pretty face which was slightly red with anger.
She picked up the sword on the ground, bowed to King Jin'an and said, "Your Majesty, Ruonan's clothes are soaked and you need to go back to change. I'll take my leave first!"
Lin Ruonan didn't want to stay here anymore. Even if it would displease Prince Jin'an and his son, she had to leave here quickly.
Because there was a shameless person here, the level of shamelessness she had never seen in her life!
If she can't afford to offend him, she can afford to hide.
"Haha, go, go. If you don't go, some people won't be able to bear it." After saying this, King Jin'an secretly winked at his son who was swallowing his saliva.
Li Mao's face flushed red.
Lin Ruonan did not look back and did not see Li Mao's embarrassing look.
She just glared at Yunshu who was fixing his hair.
Then a swallow flipped over and jumped onto the surface of the lake, and then, using the skill of a dragonfly skimming the water, it flew towards the shore of Qin Lake.
"Hey, beauty, wait for me, I'll be there soon!" Yun Shu shouted loudly at Lin Ruonan's back.
"Junior brother, Prince, you and your son have been reunited for a long time. Yunshu will not disturb your reunion and will take his leave first!" Yunshu also bowed to Prince Jin'an like Lin Ruonan, then stepped on the water to chase after the beauty.
"Sister Lin, Senior Brother, wait for me!" Seeing this, Li Mao became anxious and wanted to jump into the lake as well.
Jin'an King Li Tianyang pulled him back.
"Hey, your father is still here!" Prince Jin'an was a little unhappy.
"Dad!" Li Mao pointed at the backs of Yun Shu and Lin Ruonan, feeling a little aggrieved.
"Don't worry. If they go out, they will only fight and won't go to bed. Just follow me back home obediently." Prince Jin'an grabbed Li Mao and refused to let him chase out no matter what.
In a bamboo forest outside Qin Lake, Lin Ruonan, who was running at full speed, suddenly stopped, and Yun Shu, who was chasing her, also stopped. There was a distance of three meters between the two.
Yunshu was the first to break the deadlock and said, "Look, do I still have a chance in the martial arts competition to find a bride?"
"Humph! A martial arts contest to win a bride? Even if you are the best in the world, I will never marry you! Even if I were to marry a dog, I would never marry you!"
"It's a bit early to say such harsh words." Yun Shu's lazy tone made Lin Ruonan even more unhappy.
"Hmph, you are so slick. What do you want from me?" Lin Ruonan was an extremely smart woman. She knew that Yun Shu must have something behind him.
Moreover, this matter is not convenient to talk about in front of King Jin'an and his son.
Yun Shu smiled and said, "I want to meet your father, Lin Nanzhi."
"Impossible! Even the prince can't see it, let alone you!" Lin Ruonan refused with a sneer.
"Then I can only participate in your martial arts competition to find a bride. I believe Lin Nanzhi will show up on the day of his daughter's wedding." Yun Shu murmured.
"Anything else?" Lin Ruonan was extremely impatient.
"How long have you not seen your father?" Yun Shu asked with a suddenly serious expression.
"It's none of your business!" Lin Ruonan said. Not wanting to waste any more time talking to Yun Shu, she used her lightness skills and disappeared into the depths of the bamboo forest.
Yunshu shook his head and smiled, his figure slowly disappearing into the bamboo sea.
Shortly after Yunshu left the bamboo forest, Lin Ruonan appeared, her brows slightly furrowed, and she fell into deep thought.
Yes, she hadn't seen her father for a long time, and even this martial arts competition to win a husband was a play she designed herself, with the sole purpose of getting her father to come out of the secret room.
……
The next day, the signboard on Chang'an Avenue was crowded with people.
Yunshu, who was passing by, also gathered around. He also wanted to take a look. He was curious.
It would have been better if he hadn't looked at it. After looking at it, Yun Shu walked out of the crowd with a gloomy face.
Yu Linglong, who was behind the cloud tree, just woke up at this time. She asked curiously, "Monk, what's wrong? You've made a donkey face. Be careful or the soldiers will arrest you and make you work as a millstone!"
"Hmph! Damn Lin Ruonan, so annoying!" Yun Shu snorted.
"What did that woman do to you? Why are you so angry?" Yu Linglong asked.
"Didn't I beat her in the lake yesterday?"
"I know. You said it before. You are really shameless."
"Originally, I won, and the rule about the bald man and the dog was going to be removed, but she..." Yun Shu was so angry that he almost spoke incoherently.
"But she cheated and didn't remove it?" Yu Linglong asked.
"Yes, but she changed it."
"What did it change to?"
"Originally, it was, bald people and dogs are not allowed in, but now she changed it to bald people and dogs are allowed in! Damn!"
"Hahaha, hahaha..."
"You're still laughing!" Yun Shu was so angry.
"Hahaha, hahaha..."
“……” Yun Shu was speechless.
"I can't take it anymore. I'm going to die. I'm dying of laughter..." Yu Linglong in the Great Wilderness Sword was almost dying of laughter.
……
A month later, Lin Ruonan's martial arts competition for a husband finally began.
During this month, more than 1000 young talents obtained tickets to the martial arts competition to win a bride.
Among them, more than a hundred are children of aristocratic families.
However, these children from aristocratic families were exempted from the first day of competition because of their good family background.
The rest of the group will need to take part in an "endurance" test on the first day.
The competition method is also very simple and crude. Run from Cangjian Villa back to Chang'an City, and the top 100 will pass.
Not surprisingly, Yunshu, an outsider with no status, could only participate in this "marathon" race.
Originally, he wanted to use his identity as "senior brother of the Prince of Jin'an" to get away with it, but he was ruthlessly rejected by the servants of the Lin Mansion.
In desperation, Yunshu came to Cangjian Villa again.
The gatekeeper of Cangjian Villa became the starting officer of this "marathon" competition.
At his command of "start", hundreds of contestants rushed towards the official road leading to Chang'an City.
Yun Shu was shocked to see a scene where some people actually rode on the fast horses that had been prepared long ago, and galloped away with a whip.
"You can still ride a horse?" Yun Shu was stunned. He asked the gatekeeper of Cangjian Villa.
"Well, I didn't say you can't." The doorman smiled slightly.
Then he came over and whispered in Yunshu's ear, "We have a few Ferghana horses in our village. They only cost 199 taels of silver each. Do you need any, little master?"
At this time, Yunshu had thrown away the ugly broom head and returned to his previous shiny and bright appearance.
The doorman also changed his address and started calling him "little master", but he was wondering why a monk would join in the martial arts competition to win a bride.
"I'm knocking! You guys haven't forgotten about doing business at this time? I advise you not to call it Cangjian Villa, but to call it Cangxixi Villa." Yunshu was completely speechless about the Cangjian Villa's outrageous operation.
But he had no choice but to ask the butler, "Can I buy on credit first?"
The doorman's smiling face immediately turned into extreme impatience. He looked Yunshu up and down, and then said, "Put the sword behind you here, and I'll consider giving you the lame Red Hare."
Yun Shu followed the direction of the housekeeper's finger and saw a skinny donkey. "You call it a horse? Or a red rabbit?"
"Well, yes!" The housekeeper answered Yunshu shamelessly.
Yunshu was furious and left without looking back.
The shamelessness of Cangjian Villa was beyond his imagination.
"You can bargain this time, feel free to do so!" The butler shouted loudly when he saw Yun Shu's hurriedly leaving.
"I'm going to chop you a hammer!" Yun Shu cursed without even turning his head.
It only took the time to say these two sentences for Yun Shu to find that there was no one on the official road, only dust in the sky.
Yunshu used his Shaolin Qinggong to the fullest extent and chased after him.
Soon, Yunshu arrived at the place where Li Mao and Luo Deguang fought a month ago.
Yunshu was blocked by someone.
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