This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 404 Don’t I like that bald guy?
Another month passed.
Yunshu could be very sure that Xiao Yu Linglong had completely lost all of her memories before her rebirth.
She only thought that the middle-aged monk in front of her was his "father".
Yunshu comforted himself, thinking that maybe he had not yet turned back into his youthful appearance.
Of course, this is not the most depressing thing for Yunshu.
What he feared most was the word "Daddy".
What would happen if that unfathomable queen got to know about this?
Also, the little girl called Li Mingwu "Grandpa" all the time.
Damn it, when did I become this old guy’s son?
Yunshu felt like his life was a living hell.
However, the mood of working man Li Mingwu was exactly the opposite of Yunshu.
He and Xiao Yu Linglong seemed to have become close friends regardless of age difference.
Perhaps it was Li Mingwu who was transmitting spiritual power to her during the incubation process of the giant egg.
Xiao Yu Linglong and Li Mingwu are incredibly close, and she really treats this old man as her grandfather.
Li Mingwu had already regarded Xiao Yu Linglong as his own beloved granddaughter.
The other disciples of Qingyun Sect, when they first met Xiao Yu Linglong.
They were extremely surprised and refused to believe that two men could...
Isn't this too perverted?
Later, the local dog Sang Biao told them the truth.
The little girl was not born to its eldest brother and the yellow-faced old man, but was hatched from the giant egg of its eldest brother.
This made the Qingyun Sect disciples give up the idea of leaving the sect.
Afterwards, the disciples of Qingyun Sect gradually accepted Xiao Yu Linglong, this harmless and cute girl.
The seven of them also got along very well with Xiao Yu Linglong.
In the entire Qingyun Sect, the only one left was the bald leader and his spirit beast Sang Biao, who were bullied by Xiao Yu Linglong all day long.
On this day, Yunshu, covered in black, sat under a poplar tree outside the Qingyun Sect's mountain gate formation, sighing.
When his spirit beast, the local dog Sang Biao saw this, it lowered its head, walked to his side, lay down, and sighed deeply.
"Why the hell are you sighing?" Yunshu pinched Sangbiao's fat butt in annoyance.
"Wow!" Sang Biao screamed and jumped away a step.
"Boss, you don't know, since that little girl came, I, Biaozi, have become her mount. Boss, can you please save me and stop her from riding me?" Sang Biao begged Yunshu.
"cannot!"
"Uh……"
"She just rode on you, look at me!" Yunshu said, pointing at his own dark face.
"Boss, were you smeared with dust by that little girl? How come you are even darker than me?"
"What pot ash... I was bombarded by her with a thunder-attributed attack talisman for the entire morning! Not only did she not bomb me, she started crying and making trouble! As soon as she started crying, that bastard Lao Li would fight me to the death."
"Damn it..." Yun Shu felt upset!
"Boss, is she your confidante reincarnated? Why do I feel like she's your enemy reincarnated?"
"Stop making blind guesses. The little girl is almost done with her afternoon nap. Go to her side and wait for her orders!" Yunshu kicked Sangbiao.
Sang Biao cried with a sad face: "Boss, can I go out and hide for a few days?"
"Hide from your sister! Even I can't hide! Don't even think about it! Don't waste time! Go to work!" Yunshu scolded.
Sang Biao walked away with his tail hanging down.
Xiao Yulinglong, who had a good sleep in the afternoon, was in great spirits.
She built a bonfire in the courtyard of the leader of Qingyun Sect, put her "father" on the fire, and roasted him for the whole afternoon.
After roasting for a long time, she found that her "Dad" was not cooked at all and became tasteless.
So, she set up a big pot and boiled her mount "Fat Biao" for three hours.
After finding that “Fat Biao” couldn’t be cooked either, Xiao Yu Linglong suddenly had an idea and let “Fat Biao” ride on “Daddy” for fun.
"Boss, Biaozi swears that this was not my idea at all. It was all that girl's idea!" Sang Biao, who was lying on Yunshu's back, tried to suppress his laughter and explained to Yunshu.
Yunshu, who was crawling on the ground with his hands and feet, responded: "Eat less in the future! You are so damn heavy!"
Li Mingwu, who was watching the fun from the side, laughed out loud: "Haha, you baldhead, you have come to this day too!"
Yunshu could feel Li Mingwu's arrogance.
He turned around and sent a voice message to Li Mingwu: "Don't be so gloating. Did you get any news about the Nine Heavens Mysterious Realm when you went out today?"
"Uh... not yet..." Li Mingwu said somewhat embarrassedly.
"It's useless! I'll go tomorrow!" Yun Shu said angrily.
"Ok."
"I want to go too!" At this time, Xiao Yulinglong's baby voice sounded.
Yun Shu and Li Mingwu both looked at Xiao Yu Linglong in surprise.
"Old Li, I was using telepathy just now, right?" Yun Shu asked without turning his head.
"Yes...it's voice transmission!" Li Mingwu was very sure.
"Then how could she hear it?" Yun Shu asked puzzledly.
"How should I know?" Li Mingwu shook his head.
"Xiao Linglong, did you hear me and Lao Li talking just now?" Yun Shu asked Xiao Yulinglong.
"Yes!" Xiao Yu Linglong replied with her head tilted.
"Now, can you still hear me?" Yun Shu deliberately spoke to Li Mingwu using telepathy.
"Yes!" Xiao Yu Linglong said with her big watery eyes.
"Innate magical power?" Yun Shu turned to look at Li Mingwu, and then asked in a puzzled voice.
"Very likely!" Li Mingwu nodded.
Then he added: "This kind of talent is really rare, but I don't think it's very useful."
"You know shit! This kind of talent has so many uses." Yun Shu looked down on Li Mingwu.
"For example, when attending an auction or trading with someone, this ability to read the other person's voice transmission is simply too good to be true!"
Li Mingwu listened to Yun Shu's words and felt that there was some truth in them, so he nodded.
"Take her with you tomorrow and let's go to Yongzhou City together!" Yunshu sent a message to Li Mingwu.
He had a plan in mind.
"Great!" Xiao Yu Linglong danced with joy when she heard his message.
……
On this day, Yongzhou City welcomed three guests.
A pale and skinny old man, a skinny middle-aged monk, and an extremely cute girl about five years old.
The girl was riding a fat, black local dog with a pair of sheep horns on its head.
These three people were Yun Shu, Li Mingwu and Xiao Yu Linglong who came to Yongzhou City from Qingyun Sect to inquire about the news of Jiutian Xuanjing.
After entering the city, some cultivators in Yongzhou City recognized Yun Shu and Li Mingwu.
"Look, look! Aren't these the two gays from a few years ago?" someone in the crowd shouted.
"Fuck! You can even recognize this?"
"Isn't it? Back then, when they came to Yongzhou City, they offended Jubao Commercial Bank and were driven out of the city by the elders of Jubao Commercial Bank. That incident caused a lot of uproar."
"I know about that incident, but it's been several years, and Jubao Commercial Bank might have forgotten about it. How come you still remember it so clearly?"
"I like that bald guy..." A big bearded man in the crowd said in a low voice with a red face.
He looked at Yun Shu's back with extremely hungry eyes.
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