This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 412 Take It Off
"Junior sister, how are you?"
After Yun Shu finished saying this, lightning flashed in his hand, and more than a dozen lightning attack talismans were thrown at the fake party spirit at the same time.
After the huge roar of thunder and lightning, the fake party spirit was blown to pieces without leaving any trace.
Perhaps it was because the noise was too loud, or perhaps Yun Shu's lightning talisman was specifically designed to counter illusions.
This caused a slight change in the illusion.
The "fake friends" who were supposed to appear one by one now all appeared in front of Yunshu at once.
Fake Ning Zhi, Aliang, Xiaopibian, Ouyang Lan, Meng Decai, Aunt Pang and others.
They stood in a row opposite the cloud tree.
The only two missing women are Yu Linglong and Fang Qingyi.
"Who cares? It's all fake anyway!" Yun Shu muttered to himself and threw out the lightning talisman in his hand.
"Boom!" After a few loud noises, the entire fantasy world became quiet.
Immediately afterwards, the scene in front of Yun Shu's eyes shook, and he returned to the real world.
At this time, he was still sitting on the statue with a human head and a fox body.
The thick fog around also disappeared.
Yunshu looked around again.
His face changed!
The three people who were traveling with Master Mujia, as well as the gay Luo Meng, all collapsed on their own statues, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were no longer alive.
In the center of the stone temple, Master Mujia, with a disordered breath, was standing face to face with a fat monk, holding a dustpan in one hand and a sword in the other.
Yunshu is very familiar with this fat monk, he is none other than Monk Yunhai!
He and Master Mujia had not yet realized that Yunshu had woken up.
"This fat pig is not dead?" Yun Shu muttered to himself.
He frowned, then looked around and found that Bai Erchang was nowhere to be seen.
At this time, the voice of Monk Yunhai came from the center of the stone temple.
"I didn't expect that this magic bracelet to be in your possession. I was wondering how you could break my illusion. Tsk tsk tsk tsk! Is there no successor to Yunhai Xianmen? This magic bracelet was actually passed down to a disciple with such low qualifications like you..."
Nun Mujia's expression was extremely cold. She responded coldly: "Are you Patriarch Bai? Why do you want to persecute your own disciples?"
"Does this still matter?" Monk Yunhai asked with a smile.
"Since you helped me deal with that damn bald guy before, you can choose how you die!" Monk Yunhai was very proud when he said this.
He also turned around to look at Yunshu, and saw Yunshu who had just woken up.
"Hey, fatty, am I preventing you from picking up girls?" Yun Shu greeted him in a rude manner.
"How is this possible! How did you come out of the illusion?" Monk Yunhai was shocked.
Master Mujia also showed an expression of great surprise.
Yunshu shrugged and said, "Because I'm handsome!"
"you……"
"Fatty, I should have thought of it earlier. This fantasy secret realm is a trap set by you! And, if I'm not mistaken, Bai Erchang is actually you!" Yun Shu jumped off the statue with a human head and a fox body and said to Monk Yunhai.
"To be precise, it's one of my thousands of clones!" Monk Yunhai responded to Yunshu with a smile.
"Haha, so the one that Lao Li and I killed before was also one of your clones?"
"That's right!" Monk Yunhai raised his head and answered.
"Why are you like cockroaches? I can never kill you all." Yunshu said as he took out a stack of thunder-attribute attack talismans and slowly approached Monk Yunhai.
Monk Yunhai looked at the lightning talisman in Yunshu's hand, shook his head slightly, and said, "I didn't expect you to have so many lightning talismans! I shouldn't have believed your nonsense! You have never said a word of truth from your stinky mouth!"
"I will be very sad if you say this to my senior brother."
Yun Shu had just uttered the word "heart" when he threw the lightning talismans in his hand towards the fat monk Yun Hai.
Upon seeing this, Monk Yunhai snorted coldly, then waved his sleeves, cast a teleportation talisman, and teleported away. He had no intention of confronting Yunshu head-on.
"Hey! You are at the late Nascent Soul stage, and you're just going to run away like that? Aren't you afraid of being laughed at?" Yun Shu shouted loudly in the direction where Monk Yun Hai disappeared.
He couldn't believe that the fat guy just slipped away without any hesitation.
"Master, you won't be like the fat guy and just leave without saying goodbye." Yun Shu asked Master Mujia without turning his head, with his back to her.
Nun Mujia did not answer Yunshu. She inserted the sword in her hand into the mud under her feet, holding the hilt with one hand to steady her body.
Then she spat out a mouthful of blood with a "puff" sound, followed by a series of violent coughing.
After a moment, she steadied her breath and said to Yun Shu: "Ahem...what do you want?"
Yunshu turned around, put his hands behind his back, and said to Master Mujia with a smile: "If I heard correctly just now, it was you who helped the fat man to deal with me before?"
"That's right! You can kill me or chop me up, it's all up to you!" Nun Mujia responded with her eyes slightly narrowed.
She even chose not to look at Yunshu's expression.
He looked like he was ready to die.
Because she knew that she was seriously injured and there was no way she could be a match for this bald guy.
What's more, this bald guy has so many intermediate talismans in his hands.
"Really? So good? But... I don't want to kill you, nor do I want to cut you. You know, I have always loved you, and I just want to have sex with you! Take off your clothes..." Yun Shu said in a mean way.
"What did you say?" Master Mujia suddenly opened her eyes and stared at the bald Yunshu with a grin on his face.
"Didn't you do something wrong to me? I'm a very generous monk and don't mind it very much, so I don't want your life. Just let me sleep with you once... Take off your clothes quickly!" Yunshu continued to wink.
"A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated! I will fight you to the death!"
Master Mujia felt greatly insulted and her face turned red with anger.
She directly pulled out the long sword on the ground, forced the spiritual energy in her body to circulate, and was about to kill Yunshu.
But just as she took a breath of spiritual energy, her chest felt tight, her whole body went limp, and she collapsed.
She barely reached out and grabbed the hilt of the sword, supporting herself and sitting on the ground, breathing heavily.
"Oh my... you have a pretty bad temper, don't you know? The more violent your temper is, the more excited I get!"
Yunshu continued to talk nonsense.
Master Mujia was so angry that she closed her eyes and stopped talking.
Yun Shu stared at Nun Mujia for a while, and when he found that she had no intention of speaking, he shrugged in boredom and said, "Okay, I won't joke with you anymore. As long as you agree to my two conditions, I can let bygones be bygones and let you go!"
Nun Mujia didn't say anything, she just opened her eyes and looked at Yunshu. She didn't really believe what Yunshu said.
Yunshu didn't care whether Master Mumujia believed it or not.
He continued, "First, I want to know the whole story of everything that happened in this secret realm."
"Second, you have to pay me a sum of spiritual stones or treasures that will satisfy me before I let you go!"
Master Mujia was silent for a moment before she gritted her teeth and spoke.
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