This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 417 I am an ascetic monk
"It's probably not enough to just delay time. After all, the gap between my cultivation and those four pigs is too big. It won't be long before they catch up with me again."
Yun Shu pondered for a moment and replied.
"Then what do you want to do? Let us take action? I have made it very clear just now. I advise the holy monk not to think too much." After Mrs. Neon said this, she sneered and stopped talking.
"I want to use the teleportation formation in Dongyuan City!" Yun Shu didn't beat around the bush and directly stated his idea.
"Teleportation array?" Mrs. Neon looked at her husband Nangong Feixiang and whispered.
After a moment, she turned around, looked at Yun Shu and asked, "Where do you want to teleport to?"
"Your teleportation array is teleporting to the southeast. How far can it go?"
"Farthest?"
Yunshu sighed inwardly: Why does this woman have so many questions?
Then he rolled his eyes and explained, "I'm afraid of death. The farther I teleport, the safer I will be. As for why I teleport to the southeast?"
"Well... I heard that there is a small country in the southeast of Beiming Continent. The women there are both beautiful and kind. Most importantly, they believe in Buddhism. I want to go there to preach the scriptures and praise the Buddha..."
Yunshu made up a lie that he was very satisfied with.
Mrs. Neon rolled her eyes at Yunshu and thought to herself: You’re just talking nonsense!
Nangong Feixiang on the side looked at Yunshu eagerly with an expression that said "I want to go too", but was quickly silenced by Mrs. Neon's glare.
"Our Dongyuan City's teleportation array points to the southeast, and the farthest city it can teleport to is Black Gold City. Are you sure you want to go there?" Madam Neon said to Yun Shu.
"As long as it is in the southeast direction of Beiming Continent, it is certain!" Yunshu nodded affirmatively.
"Our charges will be very expensive for teleporting such a long distance!"
"My Liuwei Dihuang Wine isn't cheap either!"
"Haha!" Mrs. Neon sneered.
"Hehe!" Yunshu smiled apologetically.
"I want all the spiritual wine in your Qiankun bag, plus 100,000 spiritual stones!" Mrs. Neon was not polite and asked for a huge amount directly.
Yunshu: ???
"No, why do you still need to collect spirit stones? One... one hundred thousand? I am an ascetic monk and I don't have any spirit stones!" Yun Shu said loudly, somewhat anxiously.
"One hundred thousand spirit stones is the reward that the city lord and I will give you for delaying the four Zhu brothers for more than a year, because the teleportation array can only be opened after a year."
"Ah? Another year? Can't we teleport right away?"
"This kind of long-distance super teleportation array needs to be carefully maintained after each transmission. The maintenance can only be completed after a year, and the teleportation array can be used again."
Mrs. Neon explained seriously.
At the end, he even complained: "Do you think this is your stove? You can cook as long as you light a fire?"
After listening to Mrs. Neon's explanation, Yunshu understood the reason.
He scratched his head, clasped his hands together and said to Madam Neon, "Then I'll have to trouble the City Lord and Madam. I wonder how you two can delay the four brothers of the Zhu family?"
"Don't worry about that, Saint Monk. For this year, as long as you stay in Dongyuan City, no one can touch you!" Madam Neon smiled cunningly, then stretched out her delicate hand and said to Yunshu, "Give it to me!"
"What is that?" Yun Shu looked stunned.
"Wine and spirit stones?"
"Don't pay...afterwards...well...I'll give it to you." Yun Shu felt a tightness in his heart as he watched Mrs. Neon's smile gradually turn cold.
He quickly took out the Qiankun bag containing the "Liuwei Dihuang Wine", and at the same time took out a spirit stone bag containing 100,000 spirit stones, and threw them to Mrs. Neon.
Seeing that the "Six Flavors of Rehmannia Wine" was in his wife's hands, Nangong Feixiang immediately smiled. He raised the wine glass in his hand and said to Yunshu: "Haha, Saint Monk is generous! Come on, you use tea instead of wine, let's drink this glass!"
"I would also like to offer a toast to the holy monk!" Madam Neon also raised the jade cup in her hand and winked at Yunshu.
Yunshu smiled bitterly and clinked glasses with the two couples who were unwilling to suffer any loss.
……
One day, a strange phenomenon occurred in a valley a hundred miles west of Dongyuan City.
The valley, which was an ordinary one before, suddenly had bursts of fog coming out today, and faint rays of colorful light could be seen in the fog.
The monks near the valley could smell a rich fragrance from the mist.
The fragrance lingers for a long time, and those who smell it feel relaxed and refreshed.
It is obvious that some precious treasure has appeared in the world, or some auspicious beast has been born.
This attracted countless monks in the surrounding area to set up their escape lights and fly towards the valley.
Among them, the five beams of light were the fastest.
The five beams of light quickly flew to the front of the crowd.
Then they paused and stopped in mid-air.
"Such a valuable treasure has appeared in the world, how can you bastards get your hands on it? If you want to live, retreat quickly, so as not to dirty your master Zhu's hands!"
As soon as this person finished speaking, a powerful aura of a cultivator in the Spirit Transformation Stage quickly spread out from four of the five people to the surroundings.
"Oh no! This is a Divine Transformation cultivator!" Someone in the crowd felt the pressure from this Divine Transformation cultivator and shouted loudly.
Then, this group of cultivators, whose highest cultivation level was only at the early Nascent Soul stage, set up their escape lights and retreated at a speed that was more than three times faster than when they came.
Soon, only the five domineering high-level monks were left near the valley.
When the five men saw the crowd disperse, they smiled with satisfaction, then turned and entered the valley.
These five people were none other than the four brothers of the Zhu family who came from Yongzhou City and wanted to capture Yunshu, as well as Yunshu’s old enemy, the fat monk Yunhai.
The five people moved at an incredibly fast speed. In the blink of an eye, they arrived at the deepest part of the valley.
There is no such thing as a precious treasure appearing in the world or a auspicious beast being born!
It's not what they thought at all!
Even so, four of the five were deeply attracted by the "beautiful scenery" in the center of the valley.
Only the fat monk Yunhai frowned slightly after seeing the scene in the valley.
“Big…big brother…you’re…the best!” Zhu Sanke, the third son of the Zhu family, poked Zhu Damiao’s waist with his elbow and spoke stutteringly.
Zhu Damiao also stared straight ahead. He swallowed hard, then said without turning his head, "I'm not blind!"
At the deepest part of the valley, there is a pool of water. The water in the pool is warm and emitting bursts of mist.
The water mist emits a faint colorful light.
At this moment, in the pool, a beautiful young woman with skin as white as snow and a hot body was taking a warm bath leisurely in the pool.
She didn't notice the arrival of the four Zhu brothers and Monk Yunhai at all.
"Second brother, third brother, fourth brother! How long has it been since we four brothers fought together?" Zhu Da Miao stared at the beauty in the middle of the pool, swallowed his saliva and said.
"It's been a long, long time!" Zhu Laoer's eyes were already red at this time, and he continued with a sinister and lewd smile on his lips.
The fat monk Yunhai was a little unhappy when he saw the four brothers like this.
He quickly began to preach: "Four brothers, we still have important things to do! It's better to have less trouble than more. After all, this is someone else's territory."
"Fatty! Shut up right there! Go out and protect our brothers! If you ruin our plans, I'll make you lose a hundred pounds!"
Monk Yunhai: ...
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