This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 438 Let Him Pretend
Amid the roar of laughter from the crowd, the black and gold thunderclouds in the sky gathered.
After a loud thunder, black and gold lightning fell from the sky and struck Yun Shu's bald head.
Yunshu did not use any defensive magic weapon to resist, but chose to take the attack with his body.
Just when the black and gold lightning was about to approach him, he clenched his fists and pushed his lower abdomen upwards!
"Come on! My dear!"
Yunshu shouted loudly, and lightning entered his body along his bulging abdomen.
"Wow! This tree guy is serious! It's awesome!" There was an uproar in the crowd.
After the black and gold lightning entered the body, the same warm current flowed through the whole body.
Yunshu felt refreshed.
He looked at the stunned crowd, feeling secretly happy, and then he began to show off by twisting his body in various awkward positions.
She twisted her mouth and pretended to yell, "Oh oh oh... ah ah ah... um um um... ah ah ah..."
He also pretended to be in extreme pain.
The crowd of onlookers began to discuss again: "Look, look, Uncle Shu can't hold on any longer. I told you, no one can resist the damage to the internal organs caused by the thunderbolt. With the way he is doing, he will explode and die sooner or later."
"That's right, that's right!" The others nodded in agreement.
Jian Qi, who was standing by, heard these people talking, crossed his arms over his chest, and snorted with disdain.
Then she looked up at the sky, and saw the cloud tree that kept making “Ahhh” sounds, and felt contempt in her heart.
Others couldn't tell that Yunshu was pretending, but she could.
"Humph! That baldy guy is really good at pretending!"
Then Jian Qi simply closed her eyes and chose to ignore it. She was too lazy to even look at the cloud trees in the sky.
The cloud tree in the air and the golden ball at the dantian used the same method again to absorb all the black and gold lightning.
The color of the ball darkened again.
Yunshu also finished with “Ahhh”.
He pretended to gasp for air and stood up straight, then raised his middle finger towards the dark clouds in the sky and said arrogantly: "Haha, nothing more than that!"
"Wow!" The crowd was in uproar.
They never expected that the bald man could block the black and gold lightning by simply twisting his body a few times.
"Damn it! He got it!"
"He really managed to defend it!"
"How did he do that?"
“Tsk tsk tsk…this tree master is something!”
"Nonsense, how can the Third Master's master not have some skills?"
"I told you, Mr. Tree must be no simple man, he can definitely handle it!"
"Bullshit! That's not what you just said!"
"What do you care? You're the only one with a good memory?"
There was another round of discussion among the crowd, but they soon quieted down.
Because thunderclouds of three colors, purple, black and gold, began to gather in the sky.
"Wow! Three-colored thundercloud!"
"My goodness!"
"Today is an eye-opener!"
"How long has it been since we in Wubian City saw the three-color lightning catastrophe?"
"Haha, three-color lightning tribulation? Look carefully, that is purple, black, and gold three-color lightning tribulation, the most powerful of the three-color lightning tribulation. Are you sure that Wubian City has appeared there?"
"Really not! I have been practicing for thousands of years, and I have never even heard of these three colors of thunder tribulation. I think this bald guy is in great danger today!"
"Alas... What a pity! Yichun Tower will lose a good comrade!" A middle-aged monk who looked rather frail in the crowd sighed.
"Master Tree! Why don't we use some defensive magic weapons? You shouldn't be short of them..." Someone suggested loudly to the cloud tree in the sky.
Yun Shu smiled at the crowd after hearing this suggestion, and then he said loudly: "Everyone, I know that the time just now was too short and you were not satisfied. This time I will still use my body to endure it, so you better watch out!"
"Ah?" There was another uproar in the crowd.
"Is this kid okay?"
"Again?"
"Do you want to die?"
"Or was it because of the black and gold lightning that just struck your brain?"
Yun Shu did not answer these questioning words, but raised his middle finger towards the three-colored thunder in the sky.
The three-colored thunder tribulation, as if angered by Yun Shu's provocation, fell directly towards Yun Shu's raised middle finger.
"Boom!" There was a loud noise.
Yunshu is numb!
This is a real thunder tribulation!
There was no warm current at all, but instead he was struck by real lightning.
His entire body was charred, all his clothes were burned, and his flesh was burnt.
With a "puff" sound, Yun Shu spat out a mouthful of blood, and at the same time a puff of black smoke came out of his mouth.
"He...he...damn it, what's going on? Cough cough cough..." Yun Shu coughed.
He felt as if his whole body, including his internal organs, were burnt.
If his body had not been strong enough, this lightning strike would have taken his life.
Jian Qi, who was in the distance, opened his eyes slightly and glanced at Yun Shu. After seeing his embarrassed look, he spat softly, "You deserve it! You are so arrogant!"
"Wow!" There was another uproar in the crowd.
"Ju... He's not dead?"
"You can still cough? This is too weird!"
"Could he be the illegitimate son of Lei Gong and Dian Mu?"
Yunshu held himself up and continued to act cool: "Well, how is it? Everyone, did you get your eyes opened by having your butt pierced by a knife today?"
Some people are like this, as long as they are alive, they will not miss any opportunity to show off.
But before Yunshu could show off enough, thunder was heard again in the sky, and another purple, black and gold lightning fell from the sky and hit Yunshu's head!
"Oh my god! You are cheating!" Yun Shu covered his head and ran away, setting up a light to escape.
But the three-colored lightning was like a leech attached to the bone, and it could not let Yunshu escape at all.
"Ah!" A scream was heard, and Yunshu was blasted into the water of the Boundless Lake.
"Is he dead? Is he dead?" The crowd who were watching Yunshu transcend the tribulation stretched their necks and asked while looking around to see if there was any sign of Yunshu in the lake.
Jian Qi rolled his eyes at the cultivators who were watching the fun beside him, then released his spiritual sense to search for the cloud tree in the lake.
Not long after, the water in the lake where Yunshu fell into the water began to boil slowly, and then Yunshu, with smoke coming out of its seven orifices, floated out of the lake.
"Wow! Still alive!" There was another exclamation from the crowd.
"Do you really want him to be struck to death?" Jian Qi finally couldn't help it and asked the monks who were watching.
"Who told this kid to be so cocky just now?"
However, at this time, the dark clouds in the sky gradually dissipated, and it was obvious that Yun Shu's divine thunder tribulation had passed.
The spiritual energy of heaven and earth nearby exploded again and gathered towards Yun Shu.
The influx of spiritual energy from heaven and earth caused Yun Shu's internal and external injuries to recover at an extremely fast speed.
The burnt skin gradually turned white.
"This kid's body heals itself too fast!"
"I guess he took some kind of magic medicine. Don't forget, he is the master of the Third Master. How can he be without the healing medicine in his hand?"
"Yeah!"
The "Zhuge" people in the crowd gave another well-reasoned analysis, and no one would have thought that Yun Shu healed himself by relying on his physical body.
Not long after Yunshu's body healed itself, a Buddhist chant suddenly sounded in the sky.
The moment Yun Shu heard the Sanskrit sound, his eyes blurred and he entered a hazy fairyland.
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