This monk is a bit mean

Monk Jueyun knelt down in front of the Taoist priest's grave.

This kneeling lasted for a full hundred years.

The wind, sand and dust completely covered Monk Jueyun's body.

He was like a statue, standing motionless beside the woman in blue who had given her everything for him.

A hundred years later, at the moment when Monk Jueyun woke up and stood up again.

Yunshu also woke up from his dream.

He looked at the thick fairy air in the fantasy world before him, and the figure in the tattered Taoist robe appeared in his mind again.

"Old Fang..." Yun Shu whispered.

He wanted to go back, back to his Liuyun Sect, back to his New World International Restaurant.

Go back and joke around with your old friends and chat about nonsense.

What is cultivating immortals, what is ascending to heaven, what is improving one's cultivation, and what is recovering one's three souls and seven spirits.

Get out of here, everyone!

At this moment, Yunshu only wanted to go back and become a monk without any aspirations.

No! It's a bald man with no aspirations.

As his mood changed, the fantasy world he lived in also underwent earth-shaking changes.

The thick fairy air before my eyes has completely dissipated.

His good friends began to appear before him one by one.

Yu Linglong, who was carrying the Great Wilderness Sword, said to Yun Shu in a cold tone: "Stinky brother, I saw the person in the Yuhuan Ancient Mirror! I am not the one in your heart!"

Yun Shu shook his head slightly: "Isn't it possible that what this broken mirror shows is not as real as the time we spent together day and night?"

As soon as Yun Shu finished speaking, Yu Linglong on the opposite side turned into a faint fairy air and disappeared.

At the same time, Yun Shu could feel that the spiritual power in his body had also increased a lot.

Then, two familiar figures of Yunshu appeared in front of him.

Li Mao and Lin Ruonan appeared together.

"Senior Brother, tell me, have you ever had any improper thoughts about Sister Lin?" Li Mao said in a cold tone.

Yunshu could tell that as long as his answer could not satisfy the illusion on the other side.

That war was inevitable.

"I said yes! Do you believe it?" Yun Shu replied with a sneer.

Li Mao's expression gradually turned cold.

Lin Ruonan beside him also clenched the sword in his hand.

"Are you stupid? Your wife is so beautiful, any normal man would have some thoughts about her! If you don't want to, then there are only two possibilities. One is that your wife is not attractive, and the other is that this man is not a normal man."

"Obviously, your senior brother I am a normal man!"

After Yun Shu finished speaking, Li Mao and Lin Ruonan on the opposite side thought for a moment, looked at each other, and then smiled slightly.

Just like the previous Yu Linglong illusion, they turned into a burst of fairy air and dissipated.

The spiritual power in Yunshu's body increased a lot.

Then, Liu Qingyun appeared in front of Yunshu with a sword in his left hand and a wine jug in his right hand.

"Do you want this? Or this?" Liu Qingyun first handed over the wine jug in his hand, and then handed over the dagger in his hand.

Yunshu certainly knew how to deal with Lao Liu, but he didn't want it to end so quickly at the moment.

"Lao Liu, I just saw Lao Fang's past life and I'm in a bad mood. I don't want to drink now."

"Let's fight! Just like we did in the ruined temple in Youzhou City!" As soon as Yun Shu finished speaking, an iron rod appeared in the palm of his left hand.

He hooked his little finger towards Andy Lau.

"Come here!"

He hasn't done this move in many years.

Liu Qingyun on the opposite side threw the wine jug in his hand backwards. Before the jug hit the ground, he and his sword merged into one and stabbed towards Yun Shu's forehead.

Yun Shu could feel a powerful sword energy restraining his entire body.

"Lao Liu, I told you, you're too short!"

Yunshu shouted loudly, then swung the long stick in his hand and hit the blade of the dagger hard.

"Thump, thump, thump!" Both of them were pushed back several steps by the recoil force from the weapons in their hands.

"Come again!"

The two met each other again.

Liu Qingyun stabbed at Yunshu's vital points with his sword, and Yunshu swung his stick at Liu Qingyun's lower body.

Andy Lau’s sword moves are fierce.

Yunshu’s stick technique is insidious.

The two fought for thousands of rounds, and were evenly matched.

Yunshu gradually became exhausted.

But the illusion Liu Qingyun becomes more and more courageous.

Finally, Yun Shu had no choice but to shout, "I'm tired! I won't fight anymore. Give me some wine!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Qingyun stopped his sword moves, then kicked his foot and the wine jug on the ground flew towards Yunshu.

Yunshu took the wine jug, uncorked it, and gulped it down.

Sweet and refreshing!

"Old Liu, good wine!"

At this moment, the wine jugs in Liu Qingyun and Yun Shu's hands turned into a burst of fairy air and disappeared.

The spiritual power in Yunshu's body was greatly enhanced again.

Now he understood clearly that the illusions created in this fantasy world could not be dispelled by brute force.

Each illusion has its own way of dealing with it.

At this time, a fiery red figure appeared in front of Yunshu.

It's the spirit of the party.

She held a snake-shaped sword in her hand and stared at Yunshu with her beautiful eyes.

"You broke the rules!" Dang Ziling said.

"It doesn't matter. As the saying goes, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but the Buddha remains in the heart!"

"I'm talking about Lust, Caution!"

"Cough, cough, cough..." Yun Shu coughed dryly and almost coughed out the liquor he had just drunk.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Yun Shu argued.

"It seems that the rumors are true. I will clean up the mess now!"

The countless black hairs on Dang Ziling's head turned into countless snake-shaped swords and attacked the cloud tree opposite.

Yun Shu could feel the power of these snake-shaped sword energies.

He knew he was no match for the opponent, so he quickly hugged the bald man and begged for mercy.

"Junior sister! I was wrong. From now on, I will follow my master and uncle to become a Taoist priest!"

The power of the serpentine sword formation increased again!

"I was wrong! Senior Sister!"

After calling out "Senior Sister", the snake-shaped sword group and Dang Ziling in front of Yun Shu disappeared without a trace in an instant.

The spiritual power in Yunshu's body was enhanced again.

He wiped the cold sweat from his head and muttered to himself: "How did she know?"

Yun Shu easily dealt with the subsequent phantom illusions.

But there are many different ways to deal with it.

When Yunshu encountered Lan Mengyu's illusion, he was severely whipped by the other party and barely managed to get through.

When Yunshu encountered Sangbiao, he was ridden around by Sangbiao before the illusion disappeared.

When I encountered the Neon Lady illusion...

Because the scale of the incident was so huge, Yunshu chose to forget it.

Just as the illusion of Mrs. Neon turned into fairy air and disappeared contentedly.

Yun Shu's eyes blurred and he returned to the real world.

There was a shrill laugh in his ears.

Yunshu looked at everyone in confusion, and the crowd laughed even more happily.

Jian Qi, who was helping him to protect the law, had already turned his back with a red face.

She tightly grasped the spiritual sword transformed from the green flute in her hand, cursing in her heart: "Too embarrassing! Too embarrassing! How could I know such a pervert? What's in his head? He was like that when he was going through the tribulation of the inner demon?"

“Hahaha… I told you, our Master Shu is the most talented and romantic man in Wubian City. Even Yichunlou can appear in Master Shu’s Inner Demon Tribulation.”

"That's right, that's right. I don't know which girl appeared in Mr. Shu's inner demon just now?"

"I guess it's Miss Caiyun, she has big breasts!"

"No, no, no, I guess it's Fengxian, long legs!"

"Definitely not. A person with Shuye's taste definitely doesn't like young ones. He must like the ripe ones, so it should be Sister Jinhua!"

"It could also be the ice beauty that Mr. Shu bought back!"

Yunshu: ...

He already knew why these people were laughing.

Jian Qi's face has turned from red to black.