This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 442: Only Boiled
Madam Neon propped up her fair face with her arms and breathed towards Yunshu's profile: "I laughed at the way you locked the door just now..."
When Madam Neon blew air, her chest rose and fell, and Yun Shu felt a little dry in the mouth.
He quickly picked up the teacup on the table and took a sip: "What's wrong with my appearance?"
"So cautious and nervous, as if you're here to have a secret affair with me, hehe..." Mrs. Neon chuckled.
Yun Shu spat out the tea he had just taken with a "puff" sound.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Isn't it?" Mrs. Neon continued to laugh at Yunshu.
"no!"
"Then why were you swallowing when you peeked at my breasts just now?"
Yunshu: ...
"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"
"Hmph! Scumbag! You deny it as soon as you put on your pants..."
"Don't talk nonsense, you are slandering my innocence, be careful or I will beat you!"
"Then go ahead and do it! Don't just talk and don't do anything. I hate men who don't keep their promises the most!" Mrs. Neon opened her collar a little, then leaned close to Yunshu and shouted.
Yun Shu was scared and quickly surrendered: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong! Let's talk business!"
"Okay! You on top, or me?"
"Uh... Madam, I was really wrong, please forgive me!" Yun Shu stood up, took a step back, and bowed repeatedly.
"Hehehe..." Mrs. Neon picked up the teacup that Yunshu had just used and started drinking it while laughing.
Yun Shu had no choice but to stand there with his hands down. He could only start talking about the real topic after the woman in front of him finished throwing a tantrum.
Seeing Yun Shu like this, Madam Neon felt a little bored. She put down her teacup and smoothed her shirt. "Tell me, what did you ask me out for?"
Yun Shu heaved a sigh of relief, and then said, "I heard that you reconciled with Elder Lu Qinglu from Jubao Commercial Bank?"
"Yes, it is true. What? Are you jealous?" Mrs. Neon answered truthfully without hiding anything.
"Uh, no..."
"Hmm?" Mrs. Neon's face gradually turned cold.
"Ah, yes, yes!"
"Yeah." Mrs. Neon nodded with satisfaction and sipped her tea.
"I would like to ask you for a favor, ma'am?"
"What's the deal?"
"I want my wife to help me buy a set of 'Turtle Shell' and the Alien Translocation Teleportation Array from Master Lu!"
"Why don't you just go find him yourself?" Mrs. Neon was a little puzzled.
"The misunderstanding between him and me is too deep, so it's not very convenient." Yunshu explained.
"Then why me? You can just find an agent."
"No, no, no, I'm afraid that others may not be able to describe it clearly. Only you, Madam, can tell me clearly what I want."
"Is this the only reason you asked me out? Isn't there any other reason?"
"No... no no no, yes yes yes, there is another reason! I just want to take the opportunity to meet the Madam once."
"Please remove the word 'see'!"
"Uh……"
"I can promise you to buy those two things from him, but you have to promise me one thing." Mrs. Neon suddenly lowered her voice and said very seriously.
"Madam, just tell me what you want to do!" Yunshu patted his chest and promised.
"I have a batch of goods here, and I need you to help me sell them all at the trade fair in Wubian City." Mrs. Neon spoke to Yunshu using telepathy.
"I guess this batch of goods is related to City Lord Nangong." Yun Shu also changed to voice transmission and asked.
Madam Neon sneered, then sat up straight and took another sip of tea: "Monk, don't you have such a sentence in your Buddhist scriptures?"
"What?"
"Just see through it but don't say it out loud! Is that difficult?"
"It's not difficult, it's not difficult, ma'am, don't worry! But the risk is too great. How much is the commission?" Yun Shu also asked for the commission directly.
"One tenth of the selling price will be your commission. If it's not enough, I can also... pay you with my body..." Madam Neon quickly changed her expression and flirted with Yun Shu in a coquettish manner.
"That's enough, that's enough. One cent is completely enough." It was the first time in Yunshu's life that he didn't dare to raise the price too much.
"Okay, in three days, you send someone here to take the goods away."
Yunshu and Madam Nihong quickly concluded this shameful transaction in the luxurious box of Yichun Building.
After the end, Yunshu did not stay in Yichun Tower for too long. He went straight out of Wubian City and returned to Chuanfang.
Three days later, Yunshu did not send Lao San or Jian Qi to Yichunlou to take the goods from Madam Nihong.
He went to Yichunlou in person.
He didn't want Lao San and Jian Qi to know that he was still in contact with Madam Neon.
However, after entering the luxurious box, Yun Shu did not see the charming and sexy Mrs. Neon, but her representative, a handsome and tall young man.
This young man has fair skin, handsome features and a sweet smile, and can charm countless married young women!
The first moment Yun Shu saw this man, he had the urge to hit him.
Because the young man in front of me is bald!
He was a bald man wearing a monk's robe.
"Amitabha! I am Yuncao, the humble monk, nice to meet you, Senior Brother!"
And the one with the surname “Yun”?
Yunshu wanted to hit someone even more.
"Where are the things?" Yunshu said to Monk Yuncao in a cold tone without any further ado.
Monk Yuncao took out seventeen or eighteen Qiankun bags and placed them on the table in front of him: "Brother, all the things are here..."
"You and I are not from the same temple, don't call me Senior Brother. If you do, be careful or I'll beat you up!"
"That……"
"Call me Grandpa Shu!" Yun Shu started counting the goods without even raising his head.
About half an incense stick of time passed. After Yun Shu finished counting the goods in the Qiankun bag, he put away the Qiankun bag and left.
He didn't want to say a word to this pretty boy at all.
"Senior brother..."
"Ok?"
"Shu... Mr. Shu, do you know how to make my wife happy?"
Yun Shu cursed in his heart: Fuck!
Then he turned around and looked at this gigolo again.
The pretty boy looked at Yun Shu with hopeful eyes.
"There is a Zhouji Beast Meat Shop in the west of the city. There are many animal whips for sale there. You can buy some and boil them in water. It will have unexpected effects."
"'Weekly Beast Butcher Shop'? Beast whip? Yeah, I'll remember it. Thanks, Mr. Tree!"
"Remember, it can only be boiled in water. Any other cooking method will have no effect!"
"Remember!" The pretty boy nodded repeatedly.
Yunshu turned and left again. He sighed in his heart: Sigh... You are so young, why don't you do something else? Why do you have to choose to be a gigolo?
After leaving Yichun Building, Yunshu put his hands behind his back and began to stroll slowly on Huili Street.
"Master, are you done with your fun?"
At this time, a sharp-eyed peddler saw Yun Shu who had just come out of Yichun Tower, and hurriedly came up to him, following him with an apologetic smile.
"Ok!"
"The girl you ordered today?"
"Yuncao!" Yunshu responded casually.
"Hmm? Yuncao? I haven't heard of her. Is she a new girl?"
Yun Shu then realized that he had said the wrong thing and quickly corrected himself: "Why are you asking this? Seeing through it but not saying it out loud! Is that difficult?"
Seeing Yun Shu's slightly angry expression, the vendor quickly apologized: "I won't ask anymore, I know I was wrong!"
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