This monk is a bit mean

Chapter 46: Monk, don’t you look for a younger one?

"What are you going to the Lin Mansion for? Do you want to date Miss Lin?" Yu Linglong asked on his back.

"No appointment!" Yunshu answered very straightforwardly.

After thinking about it, he felt something was wrong and said to Yu Linglong: "Why do I feel that your words are sour?"

"I think you are itching for trouble again, or do you want to go shopping naked?" Yu Linglong was angered by Yun Shu's words.

"Sister, I was wrong!" Yun Shu quickly admitted his mistake. He couldn't afford to offend this ancestor.

Then he quickly changed the subject and said, "You bitch, don't you want to know why I took over Lin Ruonan's martial arts competition to recruit a husband?"

"I don't want to!" Yu Linglong replied with two words coldly.

"I was wrong, sister, I was really wrong!" Yunshu begged for mercy hurriedly.

"Okay, go ahead." Yu Linglong returned to her lazy state.

Yun Shu let out a sigh of relief and continued, "I want to manipulate the results of the competition and make a fortune. After I rescue you from the Great Wilderness Sword, we can live peacefully in Chang'an City and not even bother to cultivate immortality or go through any training!"

Yun Shu became more and more excited as he spoke. He even wanted to take off the Great Wilderness Sword and spray it at others.

"Can I really get out?" Yu Linglong sighed slowly.

"That's for sure, my master is very cool!" Yun Shu said confidently.

"But I think it's pretty good like this now. I'm a little afraid that one day after you rescue me, we won't be able to be together anymore..." Yu Linglong continued sadly.

"How is that possible? I will return to secular life then! We will live a shameless life in Chang'an City!" When Yun Shu said this, his voice became noticeably softer because he was afraid of being heard.

"Actually..." Yu Linglong hesitated to speak.

"What actually?" Yun Shu asked curiously.

"You can find a blacksmith to make a hole in the Great Wilderness Sword." After saying that, Yu Linglong started laughing again.

"You... damn, will you die if you don't drive?" Yun Shu was completely speechless.

When they arrived at the Lin Mansion, Yu Linglong in the Great Wilderness Sword was silent again.

Yunshu knocked on the door of the Lin Mansion. A servant came out and saw that it was a bald man, so he took him in.

When he entered the main hall of the Lin Mansion, Yun Shu saw Lin Ruonan standing in the middle of the hall waiting for him.

Yun Shu said, "Ah, it's a bit embarrassing to make the girl wait on a date."

Lin Ruonan rolled her eyes at Yun Shu and said, "Will you die if you speak normally?"

Then he turned around, let the four maids behind him come forward, and continued, "These are Hongxiu, Luxiu, Zixiu, and Lanxiu, my four maids. You can tell them about the martial arts competition to be my bride."

"Amitabha, four ladies, I am honored to be here." Yunshu greeted the four maids.

Hongxiu almost laughed out loud. At first glance, you could tell that she was a lively girl.

Luxiu was still the same, her little face turned red when she saw Yunshu.

Zixiu, on the other hand, looked aloof and aloof, as if no strangers were allowed to approach her.

The last Lanxiu is a quiet homebody.

"You four remember what I just said. The matter of the martial arts competition for marriage is all up to the monk. Do you understand?"

"Yes, Miss!" the four said in unison.

Lin Ruonan nodded and walked out of the hall casually, leaving the four maids and Yunshu alone.

"Hongxiu, nice to meet you, monk." The lively Hongxiu was the first to speak to Yunshu.

"Zixiu, nice to meet you, monk." Zixiu was the second one to greet.

"Lanxiu, nice to meet you, monk." Lanxiu said quietly.

"Green...Green Sleeves, nice to meet you...monk." Green Sleeves was still thinking about Yunshu's body, and spoke hesitantly.

"Can't you just call me Master Yun? Or Master Shu, or even Little Master."

Yunshu felt that he was about to become a leader, and it was very rude for his four subordinates to call him a monk.

"No! The young lady has instructed that we can only call you monk or bald man!" Lanxiu answered Yunshu calmly.

"Heh, woman!" Yun Shu snorted coldly after figuring out the reason.

"Okay, it doesn't matter what you're called. The four of you listen up. The competition will continue tomorrow, and then the final eight contestants will be decided in the arena at each city gate." Yun Shu changed his playful smile and spoke seriously to the four people.

"Yes, monk!" The four of them responded in unison.

Yunshu waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I haven't finished yet."

Then he continued: "After the final eight contestants are decided, you will announce the new rules of the competition on the stage."

"New competition rules?" Hongxiu asked doubtfully. The other three maids looked at Yunshu with the same expression.

"Yes, tell everyone that the top eight from the four city gates will form the top 32 in the final competition. There will only be one final competition venue, and it's all at the West Gate."

"Then the four of you will take turns to preside over the West Gate."

"I also want to tell you that after the round of 32 begins, there will be an additional referee on the field for each match."

"During the competition, if the referee finds that a contestant has violated the rules, he can stop the competition at any time, separate the two parties, and then restart the competition."

"Whether a contestant violates the rules is determined by the referee. If a contestant violates the rules too many times or commits a serious violation, the referee can declare the violator the loser on the spot!"

Yunshu patiently explained the new rules to the four maids.

The four maids were completely confused.

Yun Shu could see it, so he sighed and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't understand. When the 32-strong competition starts the day after tomorrow, you'll know what to do after you try it out."

"Okay, we'll follow the monk's instructions." The four girls continued in unison.

"Finally, I need one of you to go to Cangjian Villa and ask the steward Xu Bo to come to Chang'an City." Yun Shu continued.

"Your servant...you can go." The blushing girl Green Sleeves answered first.

"Okay, tell Old Xu that I'll invite him to be the referee of the martial arts competition for a bride, and he'll be paid." Yunshu winked at Luxiu, and Luxiu's face turned even redder.

"Also, if you four perform well, you will also be rewarded." Yun Shu made another promise to the four maids.

The four maids' eyes lit up at the same time.

This monk is not bad!

"As for the other servants, the four of you will help me." After saying that, Yun Shu stood up and left the Lin Mansion.

In the garden, Lin Ruonan looked at Yun Shu's leaving back, snorted, then picked the flowers in her hand and threw them into the pond.

After leaving the Lin Mansion, Yun Shu strolled leisurely on Chang'an Street, while Lin Ruonan followed from a distance.

"What does this woman want to do, spy on me taking a bath?" Yun Shu didn't turn around and talked to himself.

After a while, Yunshu saw a sign that said "Yichunlou" and an idea suddenly came to his mind.

"What a handsome monk!"

"Little Master, come and play!"

The two middle-aged ladies outside Yichun Building saw Yunshu coming and started to shout loudly to attract customers.

Yun Shu turned his head and looked behind him, and Lin Ruonan quickly hid.

Then Yunshu turned his head, curled the corners of his mouth, and stepped directly into Yichun Tower.

Lin Ruonan, who was standing behind him, looked gloomy and snorted in her heart, "Humph, he is indeed a silver monk!"

Yunshu smiled evilly in his heart, let’s see if you still want to follow me?

"Hahaha, this is the first time a monk visits Yichunyuan!" The old lady who was soliciting customers hurriedly caught up with Yunshu.

"Amitabha, may I ask this donor, is your boss here?" Yunshu asked the aunt who had caught up with him with folded hands.

"Oh, that's us two! Monk, don't you want to find a younger one?" the two middle-aged ladies said with a smile.

"Although free food is delicious, I have other matters to discuss with you two bosses." Yunshu replied with a smile.

"What's the matter?" When the two middle-aged ladies heard that the monk was not here to provide service, they instantly lost their enthusiasm.

Yunshu was screaming in his heart about the social reality!

"The little monk has a business deal that he wants to discuss with the two bosses."