This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 480 Don't Hit My Face
The cloud tree was suspended by a huge net.
He had just arrived at the foot of the Seven Realms Mountain and was hung up before he had time to set up the magic formation to weaken lightning attacks.
At this moment, he didn't dare to mobilize his spiritual power rashly.
Being struck by lightning while hanging is not a good thing.
"Oh my, a forced melon is not sweet! You can only get my body but not my heart!" Yun Shu, who was hung in the big net, was still talking nonsense.
The red and white figures jumped in front of him together.
A figure flew in front of him, and Yunshu saw the person's face clearly.
The white figure was Fang Qingyi, who was dressed simply. She was looking at Yun Shu with a cold face.
The red figure was a party spirit dressed in fiery red. She came to Yun Shu and without saying a word, she slapped him on the right cheek with a "slap".
"Junior sister, please don't hit my face!" Yunshu, who was in the big net, begged for mercy in pain.
"Hmph!" Dang Ziling snorted coldly and stopped talking.
Fang Qingyi stared at Yun Shu's left face and said calmly, "Come out, it's that bastard monk!"
As soon as he finished speaking, two people walked out from under the two trees. They were Li Mao and Lan Mengyu.
The two of them quickly came to Fang Qingyi.
Lan Mengyu had a face full of resentment. When she saw Yun Shu, she rolled her eyes first, then her nose felt sore and she whispered, "You damn bald guy, why don't you die outside!"
Li Mao shouted excitedly: "Senior Brother!"
Then he glanced at Fang Qingyi who was serious beside him, quickly shut up, and made faces at Yunshu in the big net.
"Why are there only four of you? Where are the others?" Yunshu in the big net asked happily when he saw his old friend was in a good mood.
"Hmph, you still care about other people? Tell me! What took you so long to come back?" Fang Qingyi stared at Yunshu's left cheek that had not been slapped and snorted coldly.
"There are so many difficulties and obstacles on the road. It's good enough that I can come back alive..." Yunshu pretended to complain.
"I think the world outside is too colorful and I can't bear to come back!" said the cold Dang Ziling at the side.
"Junior sister, you don't understand me. How can wild flowers be as fragrant as domestic flowers?" Yun Shu argued.
"Since you're back, why didn't you come to us first?" Fang Qingyi continued to ask.
"I don't have any gifts to meet you, so I'll grab some gifts first."
At this time, Che Xiaobao, who had been sleeping in the oxcart, was awakened by the noise outside. He drowsily stuck his bald head out of the carriage and asked, "Godfather, what's wrong?"
Li Mao glanced at Fang Qingyi and didn't dare to speak.
"Your son?" Fang Qingyi asked.
Dang Ziling looked at Yun Shu sideways.
Lan Mengyu listened attentively.
"Didn't you hear him call me godfather? He adopted me as an orphan on the road." Yun Shu explained quickly.
Li Mao said inappropriately: "I heard that those who call godfather are usually illegitimate children..."
"Pa!" Yunshu's left cheek was finally slapped.
Fang Qingyi shook her right hand that was in pain, walked to Dang Ziling, and cursed, "Scumbag!"
"Pa!" Yunshu was hit on the forehead by a whip, and Lan Mengyu also cursed: "Scumbag!"
Li Mao also walked up to Yun Shu and raised his hand: "Scum..."
"Li Mao! Why the hell are you joining in the fun? Be careful or I'll tell Lin Ruonan about you peeking at Little Whip's breasts!"
"Uh..." Li Mao withdrew his hand from the air and smiled awkwardly.
Then he walked over to Che Xiaobao and teased the child: "Where's your mother?"
"There it is!" Che Xiaobao pointed at Fang Qingyi and Dang Ziling and said.
Li Mao: ???
He was confused: "They?"
"Yes, godfather said that when we see the beautiful sisters in white and red clothes, we should call them mother."
The speaker is unintentional and the listener is interested.
Dang Ziling had a snake-shaped whip in his hand, and Fang Qingyi snatched the small whip from Lan Mengyu's hand.
Seeing this, Yun Shu cried out for mercy: "Children's words are innocent! Please don't take it seriously, ladies!"
"Crack! Crack!"
"Lao Fang, Junior Sister, don't hit me in the face!"
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