This monk is a bit mean

Chapter 49: Mao Mao goes to war, leaving no grass behind

After Yunshu went out, he went straight to the Prince of Jin'an's Mansion and called out Li Mao, the scapegoat.

Li Mao has been obsessed with studying piano scores recently, there's nothing you can do about it, Lin Ruonan likes it.

On Chang'an Street, his eyes never left the music book in his hand.

"I knock! You are a monk, why are you reading music instead of Buddhist scriptures?"

Yunshu was very angry at Li Mao's absent-mindedness. He snatched the music score from Li Mao's hand and pretended to throw it away.

"Brother, stop messing around. I'm going to compose a song for Sister Lin." Li Mao snatched the music score back.

"Compose music? Aren't you going to compete? Why waste your energy on these things?" Yun Shu questioned this unmotivated junior brother.

"Since you don't participate, I have no interest in the competition anymore. Besides, Sister Lin also said that this competition to win a husband is just for fun. She won't get married now." Li Mao said loudly.

"Shh! You little brat, what nonsense are you talking about? If others hear it, how can you make money?" Yun Shu pulled Li Mao aside, fearing that the boy's words would be heard by others.

"Listen carefully, kid. You have to be serious. I have a way to make you win this competition, and I also have a way to make your sister Lin marry you."

Yunshu began to paint a big picture for Li Mao.

"Really?" Li Mao immediately perked up.

"Of course, when has Brother ever told a lie?"

"I've said it many times."

"Don't be so honest in the future. You won't be able to pick up girls, understand?" Yun Shu was so angry.

"I can't promise that Lin Ruonan will marry you, but I can make her get engaged to you. What do you think?" Yun Shu completely revealed the big cake.

"That's great! Engagement is great!" Li Mao said excitedly.

"Well, you have to follow my instructions for the next martial arts competition."

"can."

"Your Lao Cao will also send me to work for a few days."

"no problem."

"Okay, now let's go to Juxianglou and get a table of delicious food. You pay the bill!"

"Fuck! Why should I pay for it?"

"Because you are the son of a wealthy family! Because you are richer than me! Because I am your senior brother! Because I found you a wife! Is that enough?"

"Senior brother, I suddenly have an idea." Li Mao suddenly said to Yun Shu with a sly smile on his face.

Yunshu listened attentively.

"Let's get two sets of escort uniforms, then buy on credit, and finally sign with the name of Fatty Huang from Shunfeng Escort Agency." Li Mao said wickedly in a low voice.

“Fuck! Junior brother, you’ve become a bad guy after hanging out with Lin Ruonan these few days. You’re no longer that innocent little boy. But since I like it, let’s do it!”

Yunshu and Li Mao hit it off immediately, and the two of them were extremely efficient in doing bad things.

……

That night, Huang Zhongzhong knelt in his yard with a gloomy face, and his wife's roars came from inside the house.

“聚香楼欠20两！宝泰赌坊赊账10两！悦来茶馆欠5两！城北戏园子包场费50两！怡春楼20两！怡春楼！怡春楼！怡春楼！”

That night, people passing by Huang Zhongzhong's home and his neighbors nearby heard three roars of "Yichunlou". Then, they heard Huang Zhongzhong's pig-slaughtering screams that lasted for a long time.

After eating and drinking to their heart's content and having fun, Yunshu and Li Mao had already returned to their own residence to have a private meeting with Zhou Gong.

The next morning, the Lin family's martial arts competition for a bride reignited.

The martial arts arena at the west gate of Chang'an was already surrounded by a sea of ​​people.

A long banner was hung on the stage, which read, "The only official partner of this competition is Baotai Casino. Please look carefully and line up in the direction indicated by the arrow to place your bets."

A huge arrow image was placed below the long banner, pointing to a mahogany table next to the arena, where Liu Sanpao from Baotai Casino was smiling and soliciting business.

On the stage, Yunshu asked Hongxiu, one of the four maids, to come on stage.

After Hongxiu came on stage, she began to announce: "The rules of the competition have been changed. Everyone, listen carefully. Previously, the winner was the one who knocked the opponent off the ring. From now on, the rules have been changed. The two sides of the competition will compete for the time of one stick of incense. In the end, the referee will decide who wins. The judgment standard is agreed upon by the referee and the organizer. Those who are dissatisfied with the rules of the competition can give up!"

"Oh!" There was a burst of booing from the audience.

"Doesn't this allow for shady dealings?" someone in the audience said bluntly.

Hongxiu had a blank expression on her face and ignored him.

"This is so unfair!" Some participants in the competition also complained.

"You can choose not to participate!" Hongxiu explained with a smile.

Then she began to speak loudly: "The rules have been read out. Now let's start the first match. Elimination round number one Li Mao vs. elimination round number two Qiao San. The referee of this match is Eunuch Cao."

Now no one in the audience dared to boo because a number of soldiers had mixed into the crowd.

Even a fool knows that these people are Eunuch Cao's subordinates.

Li Mao's appearance was rather special today, so Yunshu specially asked Lanxiu to dress him up.

He even let Lanxiu put powder on his face.

Combined with Li Mao's already handsome looks, Lan Xiu successfully portrayed him as a pretty boy.

Li Mao thought this was very effeminate, but he couldn't refuse.

He chose to believe Yunshu's promise, and he looked forward to getting engaged to Lin Ruonan.

Following Hongxiu's announcement, Li Mao, with his oily hair and powdered face, jumped onto the stage.

As soon as his feet touched the ground, a group of women in the audience began to scream.

"This is me, Mao! My family, I'm on the stage! Quick, quick, shout slogans!" A group of heavily made-up women gathered together below the ring, screaming hysterically.

"When Mao Mao goes to war, not a blade of grass will grow!"

"She stands with her hands on her hips, leading the trend!"

"When Mao Mao smiled, the whole audience screamed!"

When these slogans rang out, all the male audience members were stunned.

"What's going on? Where did these crazy women come from?"

"It seems like he's targeting No. 1 on the stage. Isn't his name Li Mao?"

"Damn, look at that pretty boy, he's really good at coaxing women, but this is a competition, did he win?"

"No matter what, I'm betting on number two, Qiao San. This pretty boy looks weak at first glance."

"How can I not feel weak? I've been around women all day, so sissy."

Everyone scolded Li Mao for a while, and then placed bets on Qiao San.

"Sisters! Look, these stupid old men don't even bet on me? They actually hope that I lose the game? Let's increase the stakes and surpass them!"

At this time, a fat woman with a loud voice squeezed next to Liu Sanpao's desk and started yelling.

Several heavily made-up women soon crowded around her and started shouting for bets.

The amount bet on Li Mao soon surpassed that on Qiao San.

The fat woman looked at the male audience members smugly and said provocatively, "How are you? Are you feeling depressed? You didn't bring enough private money! Let's see how you can compete with me."

"Damn it! We can't let these bitches be so arrogant. There are so many of us. If we throw a little more, we can surpass them!"

"That's right! It's obvious that Qiao San will win. The more he invests, the more money he will earn."

Several men in the group encouraged everyone to place bets.

If someone observes carefully, they will find that the two people who are clamoring to bet more are actually the two servants from Cangjian Villa who led Yunshu and Li Mao.

Yun Shu, who was beside Liu Sanpao, disguised himself as one of Eunuch Cao's personal soldiers and blended into the crowd.

He saw this scene and smiled slightly.

When these people had almost finished placing their bets, he gave a look to Eunuch Cao on the stage.

Eunuch Cao understood what he meant and said to Li Mao and Qiao San in a shrill voice, "You two, start!"