This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 52 Two Unreliable Guys
Chapter 52 Two Unreliable Guys
Early the next morning, Xu Bo, the steward of Cangjian Villa, rushed to the Batian Inn and woke up Yunshu, who was still fighting with Yu Linglong in his dream.
"You mean, the person from Beihan Palace arrived early?" Yun Shu asked, rubbing his eyes which were full of dark circles.
"The visiting card has arrived. Master Yun, please leave immediately for Cangjian Villa!" Uncle Xu said anxiously.
Yunshu quickly stood up, put on the Great Wilderness Sword, and followed Xu Bo out.
A carriage had been waiting at the door for a long time.
Yunshu jumped onto the carriage, took a glance, and discovered that the horse pulling the carriage was actually the "Red Hare" that Xu Bo mentioned.
He asked Xu Bo in confusion: "Are you serious? Let it pull the cart?"
Xu Bo didn't say anything, just flicked the reins and shouted "Hold!"
The donkey cart rushed forward at an extremely fast speed. Yunshu, who was still dazed at the door of the cart shed, was thrown directly into the cart shed and almost fell flat on his face.
"Oh my god! All of you in Cangjian Villa are fucking idiots, including the donkey!" Yunshu, who was lying in the carriage, shouted at Xu Bo who was driving.
Then, Yun Shu suddenly thought of something and shouted again: "Old color blind man, take me to Baotai Casino first, I will arrange things before leaving!"
"No! The adults' business is more important!" Xu Bo refused.
"You want me to jump out of the car, right?" Yun Shu said in a bad tone.
Xu Bo snorted unwillingly, turned his donkey around and headed towards Baotai Casino.
In Baotai Casino, Yunshu told Liu Sanpao: "You are fully responsible for the martial arts competition. You decide how to make money, how much to make, and how to deal with the inside story. You can arrange Luo Deguang to be the referee."
"In short, the result can only be that your master's master, Master Li Mao, wins the championship!"
"You decide the rest yourself!"
Under Liu Sanpao's surprised gaze, Yunshu jumped back on the donkey cart and headed towards Cangjian Villa.
After experiencing "Fast and Furious", Yunshu came to the gate of Cangjian Villa.
After getting off the donkey cart, Yun Shu walked over to Red Hare, stroked its mane and said to Xu Bo, "199, still selling it?"
Xu Bo said impatiently: "Master Yun, you'd better go into the village first. The master has been waiting for a long time."
Yunshu reluctantly left "Red Hare" and followed Xu Bo into Cangjian Villa.
On both sides of the main hall of Cangjian Villa, two rows of servants stood in neat rows. From "Sword Twenty-Six" to "Sword Four", all those who had been fleeced by Yunshu were present.
Lin Nanzhi was sitting in a wooden wheelchair in the middle of the main hall. He looked worse than the last time they met.
Standing behind him was Lin Ruonan with a serious expression.
Yunshu looked around but didn't see Andy Lau.
Lin Nanzhi saw what Yun Shu was thinking, and he smiled and said, "Junior brother is in the dark, he will take action when needed."
"You and the person from Beihan Palace agreed to meet in this hall?" Yunshu asked.
Lin Nanzhi nodded.
"Open the gate of the villa, everyone else leave, and leave Old Xu to me." Yun Shu said lightly.
Lin Nanzhi looked a little surprised.
He looked at Xu Bo, who nodded.
Then Lin Nanzhi coughed and said, "Cough, cough, cough, everyone, go down!"
Lin Ruonan pushed Lin Nanzhi out of the main hall of Cangjian Villa. She whispered, "Can this monk deal with that man?"
Lin Nanzhi sneered and said, "If he can't even deal with this guy, then he has no right to take the Fuyao Guqin."
After Lin Nanzhi and the other servants left, Yunshu asked Xu Bo to find a recliner and a flower pot that was half a person's height.
The flowerpot was placed in the center of the hall, and Yunshu inserted half of the Great Wilderness Sword into the flowerpot.
Then he collapsed on the recliner and closed his eyes to rest.
Another person in the hall, Xu Bo, paced back and forth beside Yun Shu, sighing.
"You old color-blind man, if you keep hanging around in front of me, I'll have Lord Lin deduct your monthly salary!" Yun Shu threatened viciously.
Xu Bo snorted coldly, then sat down at a tea table on the left side of the hall and stared at Yun Shu.
Yunshu ignored him and continued to lie down and sleep.
No one noticed that at this moment, Liu Qingyun, who was lying on a beam above Yunshu's head, quietly took a sip of wine.
I don’t know how much time had passed, but the Yunshu in the hall of Cangjian Villa was already snoring loudly.
Xu Bo, who couldn't stand Yun Shu anymore, had already run outside the hall and was pacing around.
He didn't understand how Yunshu could deal with the upcoming powerful enemy in such a nonchalant manner.
And that guy on the roof beam, he must be drunk now, so he might as well fall to his death from the beam.
He felt a headache just thinking about it, and he didn't know why the owner of the manor chose to trust these two unreliable guys.
Just when Xu Bo kept criticizing Yun Shu.
A figure walked outside Cangjian Villa.
The person who came was tall and thin, wearing a gray robe, with an extremely long face. At first glance, those who practice Taoism would mistake him for a horse demon in disguise.
The strangest thing was that he was carrying a person on his right shoulder, a person wearing a Taoist robe.
The moment the "shoe-up face" stepped into Cangjian Villa, Yunshu's eyes flashed, and he sat up abruptly and looked at the newcomer.
After a moment, he lay down lazily again.
Xu Bo returned to the hall and stood behind Yun Shu.
Xu Bo's back teeth were about to break, but the man in front of him was still lying lazily, and the man above his head didn't move at all.
How can this be good?
"Shoe Upper Face" had no idea what Xu Bo was thinking. After he stepped into the hall, he threw the person on his right shoulder to the ground.
With a plop, Xu Bo took a deep breath after seeing the face of the person on the ground. Isn't this the little Taoist priest Mo Han?
"I'm Ma Bao from Beihan Palace. Are you the helpers invited by Manor Master Lin?" Ma Bao introduced himself after entering the door.
Yunshu opened his eyes lazily, looked at Ma Bao, and then lay on his side without moving at all, bowing to Ma Bao.
I silently said in my heart: "If your last name is not Ma, you are unworthy of this face!"
Ma Bao didn't know that Yun Shu was scolding him in his heart. He narrowed his eyes and looked at Yun Shu. After observing for a moment, he said, "Bald, a body cultivator, level 4 Qi training."
"What's the matter, Ma Bao?"
"I advise you to add a country after your name in the future. This way you can have a thunder spirit body and practice the top-level thunder and lightning skills, the Lightning Five Whips."
Ma Bao didn't understand what Yun Shu was saying.
He pointed at Mo Han, who had fainted on the ground, and asked, "I heard from this little Taoist priest that there is a little monk practicing body cultivation in Chang'an City, who claims to be the illegitimate son of our Beihan Palace Master?"
"Yeah, it's me!" Yun Shu then sat up and looked at Ma Bao seriously.
"Hahaha, hahaha!" Ma Bao threw his head back and laughed, as if he had heard the funniest joke in the world.
Yun Shu also imitated him and laughed: "Hahaha, hahaha!"
Yun Shu couldn't hold back his laughter any longer and yelled at Ma Bao, "What are you laughing at!"
Ma Bao stopped laughing and said coldly: "You didn't even do your homework before telling a lie! Do you know who our Beihan Palace Master is?"
"Of course I know, I'm just afraid that you don't know!" Yunshu pretended.
Of course, he didn't know who the Lord of Beihan Palace was, and had never even heard of him.
"Our Palace Master is the best female body cultivator in the world. She is only in her thirties this year. How could she have an illegitimate child? I think you don't want to live anymore. Not only do you pretend to be a member of our Beihan Palace, but you also slander our Palace Master's reputation." Ma Bao said coldly as if he were treating a dead person.
"Damn! That was sloppy!"
Yun Shu was speechless for a moment.
It doesn’t matter, just wait, I’ll write it for you!
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