This monk is a bit mean

Chapter 61: Riding the Prison Car Again

On a small path in the north of Chang'an City, Yun Shu, Lin Ruonan, and Liu Qingyun were sitting in a prison van.

The prison van was swaying as it headed north.

"Old Liu, you are destined to be a prisoner. Every time I meet you, I have to ride in a prison van soon after."

Yun Shu leaned against the edge of the prison van and complained about Andy Lau.

"Blame me? This wouldn't have happened if I had gone back to Youzhou City earlier. They arrested you, the bald guy, not me!" Liu Qingyun snorted coldly.

Shortly after the three of them left Chang'an City.

Yunshu planned to look for the second of the seven things.

Liu Qingyun plans to return to Youzhou City.

But they didn't have time to say goodbye.

He was beaten up by a dozen immortal cultivators who were at the fifth or sixth level of Qi training.

Then he was put into a prison van and headed north.

The destination is Beihan Palace.

Seven days later, they arrived at a dilapidated, uninhabited mountain village in a prison van.

Yunshu and the other two were taken out of the prison van and brought to the basement in the inner courtyard of the villa.

A small teleportation array was set up in the basement.

After experiencing a dizzying teleportation, Yun Shu, Liu Qingyun and Lin Ruonan were brought to a whole new world by the disciples of Beihan Palace.

A world full of ice and snow.

On the highest peak of this ice and snow world, there is a snow-white ice palace.

In the palace, Yun Shu met the current Palace Master of Beihan Palace, Jiang Li, who was known as the best female body cultivator in the world.

"Mother! I finally see you, woooo..." Yunshu knelt down under the ice and snow palace and kowtowed to acknowledge her.

He squeezed out two tears from the corners of his eyes.

Andy Lau and Lin Ruonan, who were standing behind him, were speechless.

This guy is really good at acting.

Lin Ruonan even began to doubt whether her decision to travel around the world with this monk was the right one.

Andy Lau has witnessed Yun Shu's shamelessness.

It’s child’s play, just watch the show.

Standing on the palace was Jiang Li, wearing a white robe and holding a white silver spear.

She has a beautiful face, and her sword-like eyebrows make her look even more heroic.

But at this moment, she felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, and the anger in her heart had nowhere to vent.

The silver spear in her hand was almost crushed by her.

Finally, Jiang Li could no longer bear it, pointed his spear at His Highness's bald head, and roared, "If you keep talking nonsense, I will cut off your tongue and feed it to the dogs!"

"I'm not talking nonsense! If you have the courage to give birth, why don't you have the courage to admit it!" Yun Shu's voice was even louder than Jiang Li's.

He pretended to be heartbroken and furious.

"I surrender!" Liu Qingyun, who was beside Yun Shu, said silently in his heart.

"You're talking nonsense! Who told you that I gave birth to you?" Jiang Li screamed.

She was losing her mind.

"My master!" Yun Shu roared loudly, drowning out Jiang Li's scream.

Jiang Li held his chest with his hands, breathing heavily, and glared at the "son" in front of him who didn't look like he was eighteen years old at all.

"It's been eighteen years. Do you know how I spent these eighteen years?" Yun Shu looked up and sighed.

"Shut up!" Jiang Li continued to roar.

It would have been fine if the number "eighteen" had not been mentioned, but as soon as the word "eighteen" was mentioned, Jiang Li was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.

Then she said to the other two people in the palace, Liu Qingyun and Lin Ruonan, "Look, does he look like he's eighteen years old?"

Lin Ruonan and Liu Qingyun lowered their heads silently and said nothing.

They tried hard to hold back their laughter.

There is no way. If I can't hold it in, I will die here.

Yunshu discussed this with them before entering the palace.

The fact that the Lord of Beihan Palace has an illegitimate child must be acknowledged and must not be allowed to slip away.

Even if the Lord of Beihan Palace knew the truth, he couldn't let it go.

This is the only way to put the blame on Yunshu's master.

The person who lied was his master, not Yunshu himself.

Only in this way, he and the Lord of Beihan Palace would be victims who were kept in the dark.

Then the Lord of Beihan Palace would have no reason to vent his anger on him and thus win a chance of survival.

"Hmph, children who are not loved by anyone will grow old!" Yun Shu snorted coldly and continued to pretend.

Jiang Li held his forehead and said nothing.

After a long time, she suppressed her anger and said slowly: "Tell me what your master said!"

"The master said that eighteen years ago, on a rainy night, a young woman in a white robe and holding a silver spear brought him a two-month-old baby boy and asked him to raise him."

"The master was reluctant at first, but the other party offered too much, and the master was greedy for money, so he accepted the baby boy."

"That baby boy is me!"

Yunshu edited it seriously.

"How did your master know that person was me!"

"Master said that when I was ten years old, you came to see me secretly and told Master that you were already the master of Beihan Palace. You also left me a method of cultivating the body and becoming an immortal." Yun Shu continued.

"Mother, I have been practicing the technique you gave me day and night for the past eighteen years. I dare not neglect it for even a moment, because it is the only thing you left me!"

After Yun Shu finished speaking, he did not forget to show off his muscles to Jiang Li in the hall.

Jiang Li resisted the urge to spit out blood and continued to ask, "Who is the father you made up?"

"How should I know? Shouldn't I ask you this? I haven't seen it."

Jiang Li was completely speechless, but at this moment she seemed to feel that the bald man in front of her who claimed to be her son might have also been deceived.

"How did your master describe your father?" Jiang Li asked calmly, suppressing his displeasure.

"Master said, mother, tell him that my father is a swordsman with great cultivation, but also a heartless man who cheated on women and then abandoned them!"

"Just tell me what your name is?"

"His name is Liu Qingyun!" Yun Shu replied without changing his expression.

Lau Ching Wan: !!!

Liu Qingyun, who was standing behind Yun Shu, almost vomited blood.

Lin Ruonan could hardly hold it back any longer, her palms were almost broken by her squeezing.

Jiang Li shook his head to indicate that he didn't know him.

Then she called her subordinates and ordered, "Come here! Send the three of them to Mine Cave No. 9."

Yunshu and the other two were taken away from the Ice and Snow Palace.

When they were leaving the palace, they heard the sound of Jiang Li gritting his teeth behind them.

"If I find out that you are lying, I will make you live a life worse than death!"

Yun Shu secretly curled his lips and said sarcastically in his heart: "If you can find out, I will call Lao Liu dad!"

Then he stepped out of the ice and snow palace.

They followed the disciple to a small teleportation array.

After another dizzying teleportation, they arrived at the entrance of a mine.

The entrance was guarded by a middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man had pale skin, tattered clothes, and a scraggly goatee.

Seeing Yunshu and the other two arriving, he threw three hoes and three bamboo baskets to them.

"One basket of red ore a day. If you finish, you'll have a meal. If you don't, you'll go hungry."

After saying that, the middle-aged man began to meditate with his eyes closed, no longer paying attention to Yun Shu and the other three.

Yunshu took the tool and found that the hoe was no different from those used by ordinary farmers.

The bamboo basket is also the most common bamboo product, but it is inlaid with a white crystal whose material cannot be identified.

Yunshu looked at it for a long time but couldn't figure out what was going on.

It was not until he entered the mine carrying a bamboo basket that he discovered the function of the crystal.

This is a luminous stone used for lighting. Its function cannot be seen in the light outside.

Once you enter the mine, everything becomes clear.

"You little brat, why did you randomly say my name in the hall just now? Do you want to die?"

After entering the mine, Liu Qingyun saw that there was no one around, so he began to torture Yun Shu.

"Hahahaha...hahaha!" At this moment, Lin Ruonan finally didn't have to hold back and laughed out loud.

Andy Lau was both angry and embarrassed.

"Old Liu, why do you mind? Look how beautiful my mother is, with the right curves and beautiful looks. You are marrying above your station, don't you understand?" Yun Shu teased Liu Qingyun indifferently.

"If you dare to use my name again, I will castrate you!"

"Amitabha, the Buddha said, put down the butcher knife and you will become a Buddha right away! Don't break the precept of anger, Mr. Liu!"

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