This monk is a bit mean
Chapter 67 Getting Bigger
"Exploded?" Jiang Li didn't understand.
So Yunshu told Jiang Li the story of how the three of them fought the black cat monster, adding some exaggeration to the story.
"I don't believe your nonsense. I know that cat demon, and it only has the strength of the eighth level of Qi Refining. How can it be at the twelfth level?" Jiang Li in the Hanyue Tower said disdainfully.
"Please don't talk to me in such a suspicious tone. That black cat is at least at the twelfth level of Qi Refining."
"How else could your capable subordinate be eaten by it?"
Yunshu tried to argue unwillingly, and at the same time he found a green book from the ashes.
This book is made of a special material and feels cool to the touch.
Yunshu wondered how this book could survive being struck by lightning.
Then it is definitely not vulgar.
Yunshu happily put it into his Qiankun bag.
"Stop digging through that pile of dust! Find a way out!"
Andy Lau really couldn't stand Yun Shu's behavior anymore, he said with disgust.
"My mom, no, now it's my sister. My sister Li said that there is no teleportation array. There is only one passage in the mine where we stayed before." Yunshu explained to Liu Qingyun and Lin Ruonan.
"Then you can't get out?" Liu Qingyun spread his hands.
"Lao Liu, I find that you don't care."
"What can we do? You take us flying out?" Liu Qingyun said with a pout.
These words awakened Yun Shu, and he quickly sent a message to Jiang Li in Hanyue Tower.
"Sister, how about you teach me the sword-controlling technique? I'll fly out."
"Sword-controlling skills require a spiritual sword with spiritual power. The swords in the hands of your two companions have no spiritual power, so you can't practice it." Jiang Li flatly rejected Yun Shu's plan.
She continued to explain: "My Silver Dragon Spear has already recognized its master, so you can't use it."
"Take a look at this sword and see if it works?" Yun Shu took out the Great Wilderness Sword from his Qiankun bag.
Jiang Li swept his spiritual sense around and fell silent.
She couldn't tell what grade of magical weapon the Great Wilderness Sword was.
But this sword gave her a very extraordinary feeling.
Finally, Jiang Li could only tell the truth: "I can't tell if this sword of yours is a magic weapon or not. You can try it out, and I will teach you the secret of sword control."
……
A month later, in the Youyun Land, at Bai Ze Mountain in the north of the Shijue Desert.
Yun Shu flew here with Lin Ruonan and Liu Qingyun using the Great Wilderness Sword.
They looked a little strange.
Due to the short period of training, Yunshu can currently only make the Great Wilderness Sword twice as big.
The sword was barely big enough for both him and Lin Ruonan to stand on.
Liu Qingyun could only hold the hilt of the Great Wilderness Sword with his hands and hang below Yun Shu and Lin Ruonan.
In this way, they flew for seven days before arriving here from the ice and snow world of Beihan Palace.
When they arrived at Bai Ze Mountain, Yun Shu didn't even wait for him to stop flying his sword.
Liu Qingyun let go of the hilt of the sword and jumped onto an open space on Bai Ze Mountain.
He was afraid of being seen.
It's so fucking embarrassing!
Yunshu and Lin Ruonan also jumped down.
Then he shrunk the Great Wilderness Sword and put it into the Qiankun bag at his waist.
"Old Liu, why did you come down? We are still far away from Youzhou City."
"I can't afford to lose face like that!" Andy Lau told the truth.
Lin Ruonan on the side covered her mouth and chuckled.
Yun Shu didn't understand and asked quickly, "Shame on you? What's shameful?"
"I have also seen immortals. Their flying swords are like the dancing phoenixes flying in the sky, like the wind and lightning, and they are free and easy."
"Your sword flying, do you know what it reminds me of?"
Yunshu: "What did you think of?"
"You've seen how the hens raised by the peasant woman fly!"
"Yeah, I've seen it."
"Your sword flying is exactly like those flying hens!"
"Liu Qingyun, I want to fight you for three hundred rounds!"
Yunshu waved his fist and rushed towards Liu Qingyun...
"Hahaha, hahaha!" Lin Ruonan on the side couldn't stop laughing.
……
In Youzhou City, in the main hall of the City Lord's Mansion, Yunshu met Murong Xiaoyue.
Murong Xiaoyue looked at Lin Ruonan, who was beautiful and had a good figure, standing beside Yun Shu, and felt indignant.
"Hmph, it's indeed the Flower Monk." Murong Xiaoyue said coldly to Yun Shu.
Liu Qingyun saw that something was not right and quickly pulled Lin Ruonan out of the hall.
"Where is Yu Linglong? She doesn't care about you, a playboy, and lets you flirt with other girls everywhere!"
Murong Xiaoyue didn't give Yunshu any chance to explain or quibble, and said angrily.
Yun Shu was speechless. He had no way to deal with the Lord of Youzhou.
He opened the Qiankun bag at his waist, took out the Dahuang Sword, and injected true energy into it.
Then he said, "You bitch, your sister is jealous again, you go and explain it to her."
The moment Murong Xiaoyue saw the Great Wilderness Sword, she was extremely excited.
She snatched the sword from Yunshu's hand and hugged it tightly.
"Should I turn this Great Wilderness Sword into an iron rod so that you can have some fun tonight?" Yun Shu said foul language.
"Sister, your breasts have gotten bigger, have you been looking for a man recently?"
Yu Linglong's voice came from Murong Xiaoyue's arms.
"Yu Linglong, how did you become like this? You look exactly like that stinky monk!"
"Stinky monk, it's all because of you!"
Murong Xiaoyue cursed Yun Shu in front of her fiercely.
Yun Shu was innocent and could only helplessly ask, "Has it gotten bigger? Let me see?"
As he spoke, he began to move towards Murong Xiaoyue.
"Get out!" Murong Xiaoyue was furious.
Yunshu smiled slightly, retreated to the tea table on the left side of the hall, sat down to drink tea, and watched the sisters in front of him reminiscing about the past.
"Sister, what's the saying? A red bird becomes redder if it's close to him, and a black bird becomes blacker if it's close to him!"
"Sister, I was led astray by this monk." Yu Linglong said slowly.
Murong Xiaoyue was furious and glared at Yun Shu.
Yunshu shook his head and smiled. He wanted to see how Yu Linglong would weave it.
"This monk took me to a brothel, and he only looked for old girls."
"puff!"
Yu Linglong's first words made Yun Shu spit out the tea in his mouth.
He turned his head sideways.
No explanation!
"He also took me to the streets to whistle and tease decent girls."
Yunshu chuckled and hummed, then continued drinking his tea.
"He also swore brotherhood with another monk. He said it was a brotherhood, but it was actually to cover up the fact that they were gay."
"Cough cough cough..." Yun Shu was almost choked to death.
He shouted angrily: "Stinky bitch, when did I become gay?"
"You peed in the same pot with that bald guy, do you think no one knows?"
Yunshu was helpless and lowered his head to support his forehead.
"He's indeed a pervert!" Murong Xiaoyue snorted coldly.
"He was in a lot of debt and was almost sent to work in a brothel!"
Yu Linglong continued to choreograph.
Yunshu's mentality improved as he watched her perform.
"What else?" Yun Shu took a sip of tea and smiled.
"He also wanted to find a blacksmith to make a hole in the Great Wilderness Sword and do that dirty thing!"
"Silver Monk, give me your life!" Murong Xiaoyue shouted.
In the pavilion in the yard outside, Lin Ruonan heard Murong Xiaoyue's roar, and then the sound of fighting came from inside.
Lin Ruonan looked at Liu Qingyun who was drinking with some uneasiness.
"Uncle Liu, is everything okay in there?"
"It's okay! Monks have thick skin and can take a beating!" Andy Lau replied lazily.
"With the young master's current strength, he will be fine. I'm just worried that the city lord might get hurt accidentally." Lin Ruonan expressed her concerns.
"Don't worry, this possibility is even smaller. The Sao monk is the most compassionate to women!"
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