This monk is a bit mean

Chapter 92 How do you pee?

"Haha, Fellow Daoist Lan, nice to meet you!" This time, Yun Shu did not put his hands together and chant "Amitabha", but instead clasped his fists to return the greeting to Lan Mengyu.

He was planning to have a fight, and if he accidentally hurt someone with this thing, it would damage his status as a monk.

Then let’s use Baldy Wang to fight.

"I don't know, friend, what's your name?" Lan Mengyu continued politely.

"My name is Yunshu, and my nickname is Bald Qiang. Beautiful girl, you can just call me Brother Qiang, or Fellow Daoist Qiang." Yunshu replied with a smile.

"Hmph! Smooth talk!" Eunuch Hua beside Lan Mengyu snorted coldly.

Yun Shu also snorted in response.

Eunuch Hua ignored him and said arrogantly, "For the sake of Baiyun Taoist Temple, I will let you go. You can go, and the others can stay!"

Yunshu ignored what Eunuch Hua said, and said to Lan Mengyu beside him: "Daoyou Mengyu, Qiang sees that you have a pretty face and a graceful figure, why do you stay with a cripple? He can't satisfy you!"

After saying that, he kept winking at Lan Mengyu with a very provocative expression.

"You stinky little brother, you are so fucking cheap. Are you attracted to the girl in blue clothes in front of you again?" At this time, Yu Linglong's voice came from the Great Wilderness Sword behind Yun Shu.

When Yunshu was about to leave the prison, he put the Great Wilderness Sword back on his back.

He was ready to fly away with Pei Dongsheng and Cai Laosi on a sword at any time.

"Why do you say that?" Yunshu responded to Yu Linglong through voice transmission.

"Every time you act mean to a girl, she can't escape your clutches." Yu Linglong replied.

"Nonsense, your sister Murong Xiaoyue doesn't have it!"

"Hmph!" Yu Linglong was speechless.

"Don't make noise, your handsome brother is going to fight, you should be ready to fly away on your sword at any time!" Yun Shu reminded Yu Linglong.

"So you let me out of the Qiankun bag just to do this?" Yu Linglong said a little unhappily.

"Okay, my female Bodhisattva, I will make it up to you later and take off the old eunuch's pants for you to see."

"No need to look! If you want to look, just look at your own!" Yu Linglong said.

“……” Yun Shu was speechless.

Eunuch Hua on the opposite side had no idea about the conversation between Yun Shu and Yu Linglong.

He was almost vomiting blood because of Yunshu's call of "cripple".

He pointed his trembling index finger at Yun Shu and angrily said, "You, you, you... I will tear you into pieces!"

Yun Shu imitated him, pointed his middle finger at the other person tremblingly, and shouted angrily in a shrill voice: "What do you mean by you? I'm going to castrate you again!"

"Puchi!" Lan Mengyu, who was beside Eunuch Hua, couldn't help but laughed.

This immediately drew the angry glare from Eunuch Hua.

Lan Mengyu turned her head and pursed her lips to hold back, not daring to laugh anymore.

Eunuch Hua looked back again and saw a scene that made him even more angry.

Yunshu turned his back to them and started peeing in the corner of the cell.

He did not forget to continue to insult Eunuch Hua: "Eunuch, I have always been curious, do cripples like you pee standing up, or..."

Yun Shu was interrupted before he could finish his words.

"Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!" Eunuch Hua's face turned red and he roared in a shrill voice, shaking the sky.

A rain of arrows shot towards the cloud tree.

He didn't even look back and continued to pee.

"Ding ding dang dang!" Countless arrows fell to the ground after coming into contact with the protective energy on Yun Shu's back.

These arrows could not hurt Yunshu at all.

After the first round of arrow rain ended, Yunshu shook his whole body and then pulled up his pants.

He finished peeing.

"Ahhh! I will kill you!" Eunuch Hua formed a claw with his five fingers and attacked Yunshu at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

Yunshu's protective energy lit up, and he threw a punch, hitting Eunuch Hua's claws directly.

Eunuch Hua's five claws grabbed Yunshu's fist, and the two stuck together and stopped moving.

Lan Mengyu, who was standing by, could see that the two of them were competing with each other in terms of spiritual power.

"Fuck! As expected of a twelfth-level master, his spiritual power is indeed strong!" Yun Shu exclaimed in his heart.

"Hold on! His spiritual power is strong but not pure. His cultivation was definitely not achieved through his own hard work. He must have taken some shortcuts to reach this level. If we compete in spiritual power like this, he is no match for you!" Jiang Li's voice came to Yun Shu's ears.

"Sister Li, you are talking without any pain in your waist. I am almost being squeezed to death by him. Don't you notice?"

Yun Shu's face flushed, and he barely held on, then secretly complained to Jiang Li.

"No, I'm not standing now, I'm sitting." Jiang Li replied to Yun Shu.

"You're just like a bitch!"

"Really? Then do you want to consider marrying her together?" Jiang Li didn't care about Yun Shu's current embarrassment at all and continued to tease her.

It seemed that he had recovered better during this period of rest, and he talked a lot more when he woke up this time.

"No, I won't talk to you anymore. I have to fight seriously, or shit will really come out." After Yun Shu finished speaking, he took a deep breath and used all his strength to circulate his spiritual power.

Eunuch Hua on the opposite side became more and more frightened.

This damn abominable bald guy seems to have only the cultivation level of the sixth stage of Qi Refining, but his magic power is extremely pure.

Such pure magic power is twice as powerful as that of the same level.

And his own cultivation level was completely forcibly improved by the Five Poison Sect using special poison techniques.

After a long time, I could only barely fight a draw with the bald guy on the opposite side.

If the other party has some means of replenishing spiritual power, then I will definitely lose.

The more Eunuch Hua thought about it, the more panicked he became.

The more panicked he was, the more things would happen.

Yun Shu used his free hand to slap the Qiankun bag at his waist, and a piece of red ore appeared in his hand.

He just made a hand gesture and absorbed the spiritual power from the red ore.

Eunuch Hua was heartbroken.

He roared, "Blue Fairy, why don't you take action? Do you want to see our family perish here today?"

"Oh." Lan Mengyu, who wanted to watch the show from the sidelines, said "Oh."

Then a blue light flashed in his hand, and a blue scimitar appeared in his hand.

There was a hint of purple light on the blade of the blue scimitar.

You can tell at first glance that it is extremely poisonous.

They are from the Five Poison Sect, so how can it be possible that their weapons don’t have some poison?

The blue scimitar in Lan Mengyu's hand was spinning around, getting faster and faster.

Just when the blue scimitar was about to strike.

A pleasant and beautiful voice was heard at the scene.

"It's a bit unreasonable for a Qi Refining Stage 12 to fight a Qi Refining Stage 6 and still need help."

"Swish, swish, swish!" Four white figures appeared beside Yunshu.

The four of them were all wearing the same white Taoist robe.

Two boys, one girl and one child.

"I am Fang Qingyi from Baiyun Taoist Temple!" Fang Qingyi, dressed in a white Taoist robe, introduced himself after landing.

A handsome young Taoist priest of the same age as her was standing beside her, following Fang Qingyi closely and saying, "I am Zhu Fengxi from Baiyun Taoist Temple!"

Next to Zhu Fengxi was a young Taoist priest who was slightly younger and had a baby face. He imitated Zhu Fengxi and said, "I am Han Ming from Baiyun Taoist Temple!"

The Taoist girl smiled slightly, her two dimples were very cute. She also imitated her senior brothers and sisters and said, "I am Liu Yue'er from Baiyun Taoist Temple."

Lan Mengyu on the opposite side used her spiritual sense to scan and stopped the blue scimitar in her hand.

Four of them are all at the eighth level of Qi Refining Stage.

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I can only handle two at most, what should I do with the remaining two?

Thinking of this, she quickly sent a message to Eunuch Hua: "Eunuch, the other side has too many people and is too powerful to defeat. We have to retreat!"

Eunuch Hua suddenly increased his spiritual power output, pushing Yun Shu back.

Then he took advantage of the momentum to leap backwards and returned to Lan Mengyu.

"Hmph! Baiyun Taoist Temple! I will remember you!" Eunuch Hua said coldly.

Then he ordered his soldiers to retreat.

At this time a majestic voice sounded.

"What do you want to remember about Baiyun Taoist Temple?"

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