I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"You win. As long as you don't touch Nine Snake Island and my sister, you can do whatever you want with me."

The proud Boa Hancock lowered her head, tears streaming from the corners of her eyes, and it seemed that she wanted to kowtow to Xiao Yi.

(You seem to have misunderstood me, but you also seem to have understood me correctly.)

[Boa Hancock was imprisoned in Impel Down. In order to make Boa Hancock obey the Navy’s orders, the Navy was forced to accept XX…]

(Get these things out of my head!)

[Isn't this what you are thinking about?]

(Don’t talk nonsense! I am a beast, a serious person!)

[Have you seen it? (???)]

(Nonsense, it’s such a classic, how could I not have read it?)

(But I was just browsing out of curiosity and unintentionally with critical thinking, and I don't have any improper thoughts about it.)

[Are you trying to trick the devil here?]

Although Boa Hancock misunderstood the meaning, Xiao Yi was too lazy to correct her.

(The meaning is similar anyway, so just make do with it.) Xiao Yi thought, and then nodded with satisfaction.

Seeing that Xiao Yi didn't react much at this time, Boa Hancock mistakenly thought that it was Xiao Yi who was still not satisfied.

(Do I really have to take that step? I thought I could take it slower.) Boa Hancock closed her eyes, as if she had accepted her fate.

After just a moment's hesitation, she reached her hand into her clothes, slowly lifted them up and revealed them, which caught Xiao Yi's eye. Boa Hancock made up her mind and simply pulled...

The next second, Boa Hancock was stunned.

The clothes should have been gently pulled open, but Xiao Yimin stopped it with his hands.

Then, his face was very close to Boa Hancock's, and the close contact made Boa Hancock's face instantly blush.

Xiao Yi showed a sunny smile again this time, but it looked a lot more real than the fake smile before.

Although this smile is still fake...

"Sorry, the timing seems a little off today."

Xiao Yi smiled slightly and gently pulled the clothes back into place. His every move revealed a gentlemanly demeanor.

However, this person is definitely not the protagonist Xiao Yi in the story. At this moment, he is thinking about another important matter.

Xiao Yi, who is well-read and experienced, naturally knows what Boa Hancock is thinking. Xiao Yi is not a eunuch, but after experiencing such an intimate act, how can he not consider the follow-up?

But if I give it my all here, what about tonight?

Xiao Yi really didn't want to exhaust his energy by overindulging himself in sexual activities at this time and place, which would result in him being unable to control himself when he was making love with Xue Nai in the evening.

Just as the two of them were sleeping in each other's arms, Xueno suddenly teased:

"Xiao Yijun, are you suffering from kidney deficiency and physical weakness?"

How should Xiao Yi respond then? Should he tell Xue Nai the truth that he had had sex with another woman before coming to see her?

By then, I'm afraid I'll be bitten to death by Yukinoshita Yukino...

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While Boa Hancock was stunned, Xiao Yi appeared at the door.

Xiao Yi: Miss Boa Hancock, your behavior is very good, but it is not so good recently.

Is he not interested in my body? Is he waiting for me to agree?

"It's getting late. I'll go back to the ship and leave tomorrow. Think about it carefully in the next few days and come back when you are ready."

(Translation: Not possible these days.)

Xiao Yi felt that Boa Hancock might have done this for the key.

When Boa Hancock wanted to say something, Xiao Yi had disappeared.

A complex emotion flashed across Boa Hancock's eyes, including disappointment and unwillingness.

I am the most beautiful woman in the world and yet there is no one who wants me even though I am given away for free.

Did I really misunderstand him? But the collar around my neck...

Let's try it again tonight.

Around 9 o'clock, Boa Hancock decided to test Xiao Yi again, so she changed into a more seductive outfit and quietly came to Xiao Yi's residence.

However, when she gently pushed open the door, a breeze blew past.

Boa Hancock saw Xiao Yi standing in front of the mirror, wearing a handsome suit. The suit seemed to be tailor-made for him, perfectly highlighting Xiao Yi's temperament.

It's like he is really an elegant and gentlemanly nobleman.

The moment the door was opened, Xiao Yi heard a sound and turned to look at Boa Hancock. At that moment, their eyes met, as if time had stopped.

Xiao Yi's eyes were calm, as if it was just a very ordinary thing.

But Boa Hancock felt her own heartbeat echoing in her ears.

Suddenly I felt that it might not be impossible to develop a further relationship with Xiao Yi.

[Clothes made by Miyako Hoshino・Special system revision]

[Effect: Charm +10]

This dress instantly enhanced Xiao Yi's already pretty good looks.

Xiao Yi rolled his eyes and didn't care about Boa Hancock who was about to go crazy next to him. He tidied his appearance in the mirror and asked the system.

(What did you change? I don't think it's serious?)

[Adding something that can easily make people's hearts beat faster can arouse people's desires.]

(What is this strange amplification effect?)

(Deleted immediately.)

[This piece of clothing has been enchanted and cannot be deleted, but you can change the clothing.]

Forget it, I’ve already put on my clothes and I’m too lazy to change, so let’s just leave it at that.

But Miss Boa Hancock at the door...

What's that look in your eyes?

"Well, I came to..."

Boa Hancock's voice was a little nervous, and her eyes were less repulsive than before, with a hint of gentleness and expectation. She walked into the room quietly...

Just as she was about to untie her clothes further, Xiao Yi suddenly disappeared. She was slightly startled, and when she looked up, she saw Xiao Yi had reappeared at the door, and her clothes had been pulled back.

"Boa Hancock, you'd better respect yourself and me."

After saying this, Xiao Yi disappeared without a trace, as if he had never appeared, leaving only Boa Hancock who looked a little lost.

(Is it true that he doesn’t covet my body? Did I misunderstand him?)

(Impossible, there is still a threat left by him on my neck...)

Boa Hancock reached for the collar around her neck, only to find a key in her hand.

(Translation: Here are the keys, stop fucking clinging to me! I really have something urgent to do tonight!)

Outside, under the cover of moonlight, Xiao Yi walked on the road, heading towards the room where Xue Nai was.

[Didn't they say it would be three updates later? Why did you do it earlier? Are you in such a hurry?] The system's voice was somewhat teasing.

Xiao Yi's mouth curled up into an obscene smile. He glanced at the moonlight, his eyes flashing with cunning. He whispered to himself: "What do you know? This is called a sneak attack, a kind of tactic."

"Before the enemy is ready, launch a sneak attack, disrupt their formation, tie her up, and then..." Xiao Yi paused deliberately here, with anticipation glittering in his eyes, as if he had already imagined the next scene in his mind.

If that time really comes, Yukino will probably look at me with a determined, fearful, shy and expectant look.

Just thinking about it is a bit exciting...

On the other side, Yukino was standing in front of the mirror, having just changed into a brand new dress. She was gently combing her hair, with a hint of hesitation and uneasiness in her eyes.

Yukinoshita looked down at the dress that showed off her pure and cold temperament, wondering if it was appropriate. Although the dress was beautiful, it was not suitable for this occasion.

Originally, Yukinoshita didn't want to wear this dress. After all, tonight was destined to be a "tough battle". Xiao Yajun had a lustful look on his face, and he would probably show no mercy when he saw this dress.

Today, when Yukinoshita opened the closet, she was stunned. Originally, the clothes of both of them were provided by the world consciousness of this world, and it had always been like this, so she didn't need to worry about buying or washing clothes.

But today!

The world consciousness provided the clothes as usual, but these clothes...

But the world consciousness seemed to be playing a joke on her.

The closet was filled with all kinds of strange costumes: bunny girl costumes, maid costumes, cat-ear girl costumes, and some COS costumes that she couldn't understand.

In addition to the clothes above, there are also some wonderful little props under the cabinet.

Finally, Yukinoshita searched again and again and found that this dress was the most formal one among them.

Of course, this is the most formal dress in the pile, but it is not a formal dress.

(Everyone knows the inappropriate parts.)

dong dong dong...