I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"Go shopping with me! I want to buy clothes!" Sakurajima Mai's voice was particularly clear in the tranquility of the early morning. When Xiao Yi, who was brushing his teeth, heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment and almost swallowed the foam into his stomach.

Turning his head to look at Sakurajima Mai's slightly self-willed face, he shook his head helplessly, "What's going on?"

Sakurajima Mai glared at him and said confidently: "I'm running out of clothes to wear!"

Xiao Yi smiled, "Your clothes are almost filling up my three closets, right?"

Sakurajima Mai curled her lips, "But I don't have new clothes. Do you want to see your woman go out in shabby clothes all day long?"

Xiao Yi said indifferently: "Then don't wear it."

When Mai Sakurajima heard this, her eyes widened, "How can I not wear it? I'm not a pervert."

"That's why you asked me to go clothes shopping with you, right?"

Mai Sakurajima nodded: "That's right!"

After the two got in the car together, Xiao Yi suddenly suggested, "Why don't you let me drive this time?"

Mai Sakurajima looked at him suspiciously, "Can you drive?"

Xiao Yi nodded and said, "I watched some driving videos a long time ago. (Although they were in cartoons)"

After hearing this, Mai Sakurajima said: "Oh? Then why don't you give it a try."

She left the driver's seat and motioned Xiao Yi to sit over. Xiao Yi sat in the driver's seat with trepidation, holding the steering wheel, but felt a little at a loss.

Mai Sakurajima was sitting next to the passenger seat, observing his movements, and suddenly reminded him, "Why don't you step on the clutch?"

Xiao Yi asked in bewilderment, "What is clutch?"

Mai Sakurajima was stunned and explained: "The clutch is a key component that controls the power transmission of the vehicle. You can only change gears by pressing the clutch, otherwise the car will stall or have other problems..."

Xiao Yi was completely confused.

Mai Sakurajima looked at Xiao Yi's confused expression and was a little speechless. Finally, she drove Xiao Yi out of the driver's seat and took the driver's seat again.

"Let me drive for a while~"

"No, I have to think about my safety."

In the mall, Xiao Yi walked in the clothing area, following Sakurajima Mai, looking left and right, and picking out various kinds of clothes.

"What do you think is suitable for me to wear?" Sakurajima Mai suddenly asked.

"I'm not a professional fashion consultant, how can I give you advice based on your figure and temperament?"

After hearing this, Mai Sakurajima frowned slightly, obviously not satisfied with this answer. She thought for a moment, then said, "I think you can give me some advice based on my figure and temperament."

"From the impact of Pythagorean Murphy's Law on nuclear proliferation in Antarctica, to the dramatic impact of trigonometric 4-variable 5-order equations on Egypt, judging by your character and characteristics..."

"You are suitable to be dressed as a black silk bunny girl."

"Pervert." Mai Sakurajima said this calmly while choosing clothes.

"I think so too." Xiao Yi said calmly as he placed the Bluetooth headset next to his ear.

After all, other people can't see Mai Sakurajima. They can only see yourself talking. In order not to be regarded as a mental patient, it is necessary to wear Bluetooth headphones.

Mai Sakurajima picked out a set of clothes that looked very ordinary, and put them in front of her, as if imagining the effect of wearing them. She turned around and asked Xiao Yi: "How do you think this one is?"

Xiao Yi looked at the suit carefully, then nodded, "It seems okay, how about trying it on?"

After hearing this, Mai Sakurajima rolled her eyes and said helplessly, "How can I try it? I can't go to the fitting room." She didn't dare to go to the fitting room. What if someone else came in? Although others couldn't see her, it was embarrassing to think about that situation.

Xiao Yi raised his eyebrows when he heard this. He thought for a moment and then suggested, "How about this, you take the clothes home and try them on first. If you think they fit, you can come back and pay for them."

Sakurajima Mai listened to Xiao Yi's advice, her hands holding the clothes trembled slightly, and a tangled expression appeared on her face. She hesitated for a moment, and then whispered: "It feels like stealing..." Her voice became smaller and smaller, as if she was ashamed of her thoughts.

"Xiao Yijun?"

At this moment, a crisp voice interrupted their conversation. Xiao Yi turned his head and saw Yukinoshita Yukino standing not far away, looking at Xiao Yi with a hint of curiosity and inquiry in her eyes.

It’s really Xiao Yijun.

Yukinoshita Yukino walked to Xiao Yi's side naturally and said, "Xiao Yijun, why are you in the women's clothing area?"

“Ahem, this is not important.” Xiao Yi directly reached out and hugged her, saying, “Since Xue Nai happens to be here, try on the clothes I like…”

Yukinoshita Yukino was slightly stunned, and looked at the clothes Xiao Yi handed over with some surprise. She wanted to refuse, but seeing the expectation in Xiao Yi's eyes, she finally nodded silently and took the clothes.

Xiao Yi smiled and pushed Yukinoshita Yukino towards the locker room...

"Slow down, slow down..." Yukinoshita Yukino muttered softly. Although she looked cool on the surface, she was a little nervous inside. After she found that there were no familiar people around, she slowly relaxed.

He still wanted to maintain his cool personality in front of others. After Yukinoshita Yukino entered the locker room, Xiao Yi came to Sakurajima Mai and said.

"If you have anything you like, go get it now. It's hard to find free models."

Mai Sakurajima watched Xiao Yi's actions from the side and couldn't help feeling helpless.

This guy really knows how to find opportunities.

However, she did not say much, but silently found a few more clothes similar to the previous one and prepared to let Yukinoshita Yukino try them on.

Under Xiao Yi's encouragement, Yukinoshita Yukino took the dress and walked into the dressing room shyly. The dress chosen by Xiao Yijun...

after a while.

Seeing Yukinoshita Yukino coming out, Xiao Yi's eyes fell on her.

Awesome!

"How is it? Does this suit fit?" Xiao Yi asked with some anticipation.

Yukinoshita Yukino nodded slightly, with a slight blush on her face, fiddling with her hair, and stood in front of the mirror outside and said, "Overall, it's not bad."

Xiao Yi looked at Sakurajima Mai beside him who was observing carefully, and finally nodded.

Then they tried on a few more clothes. Yukinoshita Yukino and Sakurajima Mai both liked them, and Xiao Yi liked them too.

"Well, buy it."

Xiao Yi directly took Sakurajima Mai's card and whispered to the cashier before swiping it, "Prepare one more card, as someone (the system's puppet) will come to pick it up later."

Although the cashier was a little confused, he still prepared the clothes according to Xiao Yi's request.