I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

In the early morning, the sun shines through the window into the room. Hayasaka Ai stretches herself, yawns, and slowly gets up from the bed. She rubs her eyes, then walks out of the room, thinking about waking up someone who is still in bed.

Before leaving, Hayasaka Ai subconsciously glanced in Xiao Yi's direction. She thought, "I should go and wake up that difficult young lady first, and let this lazy bug sleep a little longer." So, she gently closed the door and walked straight to Shinomiya Kaguya's bedroom.

At this moment, Xiao Yi had actually woken up, but he just kept lying on the bed and didn't want to move. It was not until Hayasaka Ai left that he slowly opened his eyes, yawned, and got out of bed very reluctantly.

Thinking of the poor sleep quality last night, Xiao Yi couldn't help complaining: "I really didn't sleep well last night!" What made him even more depressed was that he had to go to school today, which was really annoying! Although he was helpless, he still pulled himself together and quickly got dressed and washed up.

On the other side, Hayasaka Ai took great effort to pull the dazed Kaguya Shinomiya out of bed and urged her to finish her breakfast. Then when the three of them got in the car together, Hayasaka Ai talked to the driver and then sat in the passenger seat to go to school.

However, just as the car was about to start, Xiao Yi's phone suddenly rang. He picked it up and saw that it was a call from Yukinoshita Yukino, so he simply put on the headphones.

"Hello, what's wrong?" Xiao Yi's voice was a little lazy. If this wasn't someone else's car, Xiao Yi would probably have lay down.

"Xiao Yijun, you should have gotten up by this time, why haven't you come down yet?" The slightly cold voice of Yukinoshita Yukino came from the other end of the phone, but Xiao Yi seemed to hear some smugness in it.

Xiao Yi was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously, "Where are you?"

"I'm downstairs at your house. If I'm not mistaken, according to Xiao Yijun's daily habits, you should be getting ready to go out to school at this time." Yukinoshita Yukino replied calmly.

"How do you know? Did you install a surveillance camera in my house?"

"Heh..." Yukinoshita Yukino chuckled, seeming to feel a little helpless about Xiao Yi's reaction, "I just made some simple calculations and inferences based on the time you usually take to get to school, the means of transportation you use, and the various situations you may encounter, and came to a rough conclusion. So, don't think of me as so boring, okay?"

Hearing this, Xiao Yi was speechless for a moment, not knowing how to respond. After a long while, Xiao Yi finally said: "...Okay, you are awesome."

"So Xiao Yijun, can you come out now?"

"I'm not at home. I was kidnapped." Xiao Yi said calmly, as if it was just a normal thing. However, the eyes of Shigong Huiye, who was sitting next to him, trembled instantly, and her face was full of astonishment.

"Kidnapped?" Yukinoshita Yukino's tone was clearly full of doubt, and she didn't seem to believe what Xiao Yi said.

Xiao Yi nodded seriously, his expression very serious: "Well, I was kidnapped. They are going to take me to a horrible prison called a school and force me to study."

Hearing this, Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help laughing, but soon regained her composure and continued to ask: "Then where are you now? How can I save you?"

"Don't save me, just let me drown here alone..."

While the two were talking, Xiao Yi's other phone suddenly rang. He picked up the phone and saw Gabriel's name on the screen.

After pressing the answer button, before Xiao Yi could speak, a deafening shout from an angel came: "Hey, hey, hey, what's going on with the luxury car at the door? And that long black hair, Xiao Yi, are you being kept by a rich woman? Can you take me with you?"

"No."

Xiao Yi hung up the phone with Gabriel.

"Then let's meet in prison, Xiao Yijun." Yukinoshita Yukino on the other end of the phone tried hard to hold back her laughter and joked deliberately.

The vehicle was driving smoothly on the road. After about ten minutes, a fork in the road appeared ahead. The driver turned the steering wheel without any warning and drove onto one of the roads. Then the vehicle began to sway left and right, and shook from time to time.

The car body shook violently, and Xiao Yi, who was sitting in the back seat, couldn't help but frowned: "The performance of this car is really not that good."

This seemingly unexpected situation was actually a drama carefully planned by Kaguya Shinomiya!

"Ah!" Shinomiya Kaguya screamed, and then pretended to be delicate and fell to Xiao Yi beside her. Xiao Yi reacted quickly and reached out to hold her steadily.

"Are you okay? Are you hurt?" Xiao Yi asked nervously.

"I'm fine, it's just that the car was shaking too much, I... I'm a little carsick..." Shinomiya Kaguya said weakly, with a shy blush on her cheeks.

Xiao Yi comforted her softly, "Hold on a little longer, we'll be at our destination soon." As he spoke, he gently patted the back of Shinomiya Kaguya's hand to comfort her.

Shinomiya Kaguya nodded slightly and leaned her head on Xiao Yi's shoulder. Xiao Yi could clearly feel her breath and the faint body fragrance. A strange feeling surged in his heart, and his heartbeat accelerated involuntarily...

Time passed by minute by minute, and finally, the car arrived at the destination. Xiao Yi carefully helped Shinomiya Kaguya up and slowly got out of the car. The two looked at each other at the school gate with deep affection in their eyes...

The above are all fantasies...

The reality is…

Shinomiya Kaguya had just moved a little when she was immediately held down by Xiao Yi.

"Ms. Shinomiya, please be careful. This road is a bit difficult to walk on (don't vomit on me)."

Shinomiya Kaguya: "Huh?"

Kaguya Shinomiya: The script shouldn’t be like this!

Hayasaka Ai: Isn’t the script supposed to be like this?

A mysterious person: The script shouldn’t be like this!

Sure enough, the script shouldn't be like this. Just when the driver was thinking about how to drift, a bicycle suddenly appeared in front of him, scaring the driver so much that he made a sharp turn and braked...

Xiao Yi, who was not wearing a seat belt at the back, steadied himself, but subconsciously pulled his hand back. For the convenience of the script, Shinomiya Kaguya did not wear a seat belt at all, and directly bumped into Xiao Yi...

Due to inertia, Shinomiya Kaguya fell into Xiao Yi's arms. Xiao Yi was also "startled" by this sudden change, and unconsciously hugged Shinomiya Kaguya with both hands.

Shinomiya Kaguya's face instantly turned red to her ears. She tried to break free from Xiao Yi's arms, but found that her body was completely out of control.

"I'm... I'm sorry... I didn't mean it..." Kaguya Shinomiya stuttered.

Xiao Yi quickly let go of his hand and smiled gently, "It's okay, are you okay?"

At this moment, Hayasaka Ai turned her head and saw this scene, with a surprised expression on her face. "You guys..." She opened her mouth but couldn't say anything.

"We have nothing!" Kaguya Shinomiya shouted hurriedly.

Then they quickly rushed past Xiao Yi and left, lowering their heads like two children who had done something wrong. The atmosphere became extremely awkward, and no one knew what to say. In the end, it was Xiao Yi who broke the silence.

"We're almost at school..."

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It's already chapter 200? It feels like the progress is a bit slow...