I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

Xiao Yi took Ying Lili around for a while, and they walked and shopped. When they saw something they liked, they would stop and stay for a while and buy it. After a long stroll and shopping trip, the leisurely duo was finally ready to embark on the journey home.

"Why, do you want me to give you a ride?"

Eriri blushed and whispered, with a hint of shyness and expectation in her tone, "No need, I can go back by myself."

Ying Lili blushed and said no, but in her heart she wanted it more than anyone else.

"Okay then, goodbye." Xiao Yi waved goodbye to Ying Lili with a smile, then turned around and prepared to leave.

However, at this moment, Ying Lili was full of doubts. According to common sense, shouldn't the other party insist on sending her home?

Why did the plot development deviate completely from expectations?

"Wait..." Just as Eriri was thinking to herself,

That's not right! The script shouldn't be written like this!

She was so angry that she stamped her feet. She originally wanted to call out to Xiao Yi who was about to leave, but she swallowed the words back when they came to her lips. No matter how hard she tried, she could not muster up the courage to shout out those words.

Forget it, maybe the plot in reality is not as perfect as in the novel... Eriri sighed helplessly and told herself silently.

After all, the author just quickly glanced over the outline, and the plot has just begun here.

"watch out!"

At this moment, something strange happened! A cauliflower snake with a strange shape, wearing black stockings on its head and with a human body and a snake tail suddenly appeared before his eyes.

It moved with great speed and ferocity, kicking Xiao Yi without warning. Surprisingly, from the looks of it, Xiao Yi hadn't made any defensive preparations at all!

"Xiao Yi, be careful!"

And Xiao Yi seemed to have eyes on the back of his head, and he reached out and grabbed the snake's tail.

"Too slow, little evil god, what's wrong with you today?"

The little evil god struggled hard, but couldn't escape Xiao Yi's grasp. It roared in frustration: "Let me go! Otherwise, I will be rude!"

Xiao Yi smiled slightly and let go of his hand. Seeing this, the little evil god thought he had an opportunity and immediately pounced on Xiao Yi.

However, Xiao Yi dodged the attack easily, and kicked the little evil god in the abdomen, sending it flying.

There was a dull "bang" sound, and the little evil god hit the ground heavily like a cannonball, and then lay there groaning in pain. His body seemed to be falling apart, and no matter how hard he tried, he could not stand up again.

Xiao Yi slowly walked up to the little evil god, looked down at him, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealed a teasing smile, and said softly:

"Did your brain suddenly go haywire? Why did you suddenly attack me instead of Lily Ling?"

When the little evil god saw that the situation was not good, he realized that he could not escape, so he quickly knelt down and begged for mercy.

"Oh my, landlord, please spare me! You really can't blame me for this. It was all that bitch Lily Ling who ordered me to do this! I was forced to do this!"

"Oh?"

Of course Xiao Yi knew that the little evil god was just talking nonsense, trying to find a scapegoat to evade responsibility.

However, Xiao Yi was not in a hurry to expose the other party's lies. He thought it would be better to play with this little evil god first and see what excuses he could make up.

"Okay, in that case, then just tell me everything clearly." Xiao Yi said calmly.

"This this……"

The little evil god was panicking at this time, his eyes wandering around, and he obviously didn't know how to continue to cover up his lie.

"Okay, if you can't explain it clearly, then I'll have to go ask Lily Ling what's going on." After saying that, Xiao Yi turned around and pretended to leave.

Seeing this, the little evil god was so frightened that he quickly reached out and hugged Xiao Yi's thighs, and began to cry and beg desperately:

"No, no, no, I'm telling you the truth! Actually, it's because I'm short of money lately and I have no pocket money to spend! And that greedy girl Yuri Ling actually embezzled my pocket money!"

"I really have no money. Even snacks now are stolen from Pecora's lunch."

"I thought I could handle it, but I overestimated myself. I just couldn't resist the urge to play marbles, so I had no choice but to come up with this bad idea and planned to steal some money from passers-by."

……

Xiao Yi frowned and asked, "That's all? Is that all?"

The little evil god lowered his head, sobbed and nodded vigorously, constantly wiping his tears with his hands. The tears mixed with snot rubbed onto Xiao Yi's pants.

"Xiao Li, you go home first. I have something to discuss with this kid." Xiao Yi turned to look at Ying Lili and gave a gentle smile.

Ying Lili looked at the scene in front of her with a blank face. After a moment of silence, she nodded, turned around and left silently.

Xiao Yi lowered his head and stared at the little evil god kneeling on the ground, as if thinking about something. After a while, he finally said, "Since you have no money, are you interested in making some extra money with me?"

"Huh?" The little evil god was originally lying on the ground, but when he heard this, he suddenly raised his head curiously.

Xiao Yi continued, "You mentioned Pekora before. I just thought of something. I heard that Pekora seemed to be an angel who fell from heaven and disappeared on earth..."

Before he finished speaking, the little evil god suddenly seemed to realize something. His eyes suddenly lit up and he shouted excitedly: "You mean, we can kidnap her! Then use this to threaten those guys in heaven and make them hand over a huge ransom!"

Hearing this, Xiao Yi raised his hand and tapped the little evil god lightly on the forehead without saying a word.

"What on earth are you thinking about in your little head every day? Do you think I'm an evil person?" Xiao Yi raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a slightly playful smile (a bright smile like Khmer Bobo appeared on his face).

After all, if you ask for a reward, nothing will happen, but if you threaten someone, you might be wanted.

After being hit, the little evil god suddenly became like a wronged primary school student. Although he was somewhat resentful in his heart, he had to put on an appearance of submission on the surface and asked with a smile: "So what do you mean?"

"As long as we deliver people to their destination safely, they will definitely give us some rewards or compensation, right?" Xiao Yi explained slowly.

After all, the last time I posted on WeChat Moments, I came across some wanted posters issued by Gaelu, and Pecola was on the list, accused of having an affair with the devil.

When the little evil god heard this, he immediately danced with joy and excitement, "You are worthy of being my landlord! This plan is so brilliant! How come I didn't think of such a brilliant idea?"

Then, the little evil god smiled maliciously and thought to himself: "When we get there, we must give those angels a lot of money, so that we don't have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of our lives..."