I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

Xiao Yi asked curiously: "So what exactly does your department do?"

This is the Psychology Hobby Department, a relatively unpopular department, but not to the point of being ignored.

Xiao Yi asked their minister a question.

The director replied: "We are a psychology department, so we focus on studying psychology! However, we also dabble in other miscellaneous things."

Xiao Yi asked, "So what is the specific function of your department?"

The minister smiled and said, "Let me tell you this. We can legitimately listen to everyone's little secrets, and they tell us these secrets voluntarily."

"Oh..." Xiao Yi showed an expression of sudden enlightenment.

Hayasaka Ai looked at Xiao Yi with confusion. He had actually occupied a desk from another department. She couldn't help but ask, "So what are you doing here?"

Xiao Yi said to Hayasaka Ai with a smile on his face: "Girl, if you have any secrets, you can tell me now..."

Hayasaka Ai rolled her eyes and said helplessly: "You already said it's a secret that can't be told, who would be stupid enough to tell you?"

Xiao Yi smiled and joked: "If you have anything unhappy, you can tell me, it will make me happy."

Hayasaka Ai looked at them with some confusion and said, "Shouldn't you be responsible for finding the right words among a pile of wrong content when we say something nonsense?"

The president sitting next to him heard this and explained helplessly: "Everyone says so, but we are not gods. We can only use some small methods to judge whether the other party is lying. It is impossible to be accurate all the time."

At this time, Xiao Yi persuaded in a friendly manner: "So, Xiao Ai, do you want to give it a try? You can get a discount, 19.5% off."

After hearing this, Hayasaka Ai couldn't help but complain: "Why are you raising the price higher and higher?"

Xiao Yi answered confidently: "Do you understand the characteristics?"

"Just tell me whether you want to watch it or not. If you don't want to watch it, we will force you to watch it."

"Since we are classmates, we should take care of business, right?"

Hayasaka Ai sighed helplessly and sat down.

Forget it, it's not like I can't afford it anyway, so I'll just treat it as a favor to my classmates. At most, I can just say a few random words to deal with it.

"Yeah." Xiao Yi pretended to cough twice.

(Is it necessary to pretend like this?) Hayasaka Ai gave her a disdainful look.

Act as if you are very professional.

"Are you ready?"

"I'm ready. Let's get started."

"Please step aside for a moment." Xiao Yi turned and said to the president of the psychology department.

"Yeah." After the person left.

Xiao Yi snapped his fingers.

"First, relax slowly, then close your eyes and take a deep breath... imagine yourself in a very comfortable environment."

Hayasaka Ai followed Xiao Yi's instructions.

"Okay, next, I will ask you some questions and you must answer truthfully." Xiao Yi's voice became gentle.

(I won’t tell you the truth…) Hayasaka Ai just thought…

"Smash Varudo!"

With the sound of Xiao Yi snapping his fingers, time stopped flowing instantly, and the whole world seemed to be frozen at this moment.

"It's my turn to draw a card." Xiao Yi gently placed his hand on Hayasaka Ai's face, and then carefully pulled out a disc from her mind.

"Let me think about it, just do it casually first..." Xiao Yi muttered to himself, and he began to modify the information on the disc at will. After some trouble, he nodded with satisfaction and put the disc back into Hayasaka Ai's head.

Time resumed its flow and everything returned to normal.

Hayasaka Ai blinked, and the wariness in her eyes gradually disappeared, replaced by a sense of ease and trust.

"Okay, next, what do you want to say..." Before Xiao Yi finished his words, he found that Hayasaka Ai's eyes suddenly became moist, and tears slid down her cheeks.

"What's wrong with you?"

Hayasaka Ai didn't say anything, but she cried harder and harder, as if she had accumulated too much grievance and pain in her heart.

After a while, Hayasaka Ai's crying finally stopped. She took a deep breath, slowly raised her head, looked at Xiao Yi, tears flashing in her eyes.

"Actually, I am the spy that the young master arranged to be by Miss Kaguya's side..."

When Xiao Yi heard the news, he couldn't help but move his bench forward, wanting to hear more clearly.

"Tell me more, I love to listen." Xiao Yi said sincerely.

After saying this, he placed a recorder on the table. At the same time, he quietly reached into his pocket, pressed the volume button, and turned on the recording mode.

Hayasaka Ai had no guard at all and started talking without reservation.

"Actually, many years ago, before I followed the eldest lady..." she narrated slowly.

In the following time, Hayasaka Ai talked incessantly about countless things, as if she wanted to pour out all the secrets that had been suppressed in her heart for a long time.

"Oh, I see, that's how it is." Xiao Yi nodded as he listened, expressing his understanding and agreement.

Hayasaka Ai's emotions gradually released, and her crying slowly stopped. She rubbed her red and swollen eyes, and said with a sense of relief: "It's too painful to hold this matter in..."

"Is there anything else you want to say?" Xiao Yi asked softly.

"Also, actually I am padded, I'm not that big at all." Hayasaka Ai continued to wipe her tears and said in a firm tone.

?

"It's right here." Hayasaka Ai pointed to a certain part of herself and emphasized.

"Don't you believe it? I'll prove it to you right now." Hayasaka Ai looked very serious and was ready to take off her clothes immediately.

"Miss, please don't be like this. I am a serious person." Xiao Yi quickly put on his glasses.

Hayasaka Ai was about to further prove it to Xiao Yi, but suddenly her eyes became much clearer, as if she had awakened from her previous emotions.

Hayasaka Ai blinked, obviously just reacting.

Then his eyes fell on the recorder on the table. He was startled and reached out to grab it, but Xiao Yi was faster and grabbed the recorder in his hand.

"You...you actually recorded it!" Hayasaka Ai's face turned red instantly.

"Hey, don't be so excited, I just want to keep a souvenir." Xiao Yi smiled awkwardly, trying to calm Hayasaka Ai's emotions.

"What a commemorative memento! I'll be dead if this gets out!"

Hayasaka Ai cursed as she rushed forward to grab the recorder.

"Delete it! Delete it immediately!" Hayasaka Ai was so anxious that tears were about to come out.

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. But... did you really do it?" Xiao Yi couldn't help but ask curiously.

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Take your classmates to rob Lu Xun's tomb?

Why do I have such a strange dream?

How on earth did my brain connect these two things?