I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

Chapter 322: Is it in accordance with Zhou Li?

On the mobile phone screen, in the chat software interface, a group named "Shuzhiyuan Tianchai Youth Group" was chatting lively...

The group leader, Baiyin Yuxing, suddenly sent a message: "It's no use."

Then, Xiao Yi replied: "What's the matter?"

Shirogane Miyuki complained, "I've been working part-time for the entire summer vacation, and I can't adapt to the job of the president anymore. Now my head is buzzing."

Azusagawa Sakuta: "Drink more calming and brain-tonifying fluid."

Shirogane Miyuki: "The key is that there is too much work!"

Hikigaya Hachiman: "Are the others not involved?"

Baiyin Yuxing: "Everyone is just standing there, I'm the only one working hard, and my rest time is squeezed out every day." He also added an emoticon that looked like he wanted to cry but couldn't.

Ishigami Yu interrupted, "President, I am working."

Shirogane Yuxing: "Why don't you all join the student union? Everyone can help me manage it. I'm really too busy."

Zaimoku Yoshiteru: "The plan has been revealed."

Shirogane Yuxing: Because I'm too busy! (Furious emoji.)

Xiao Yi responded: "Hey! I have an idea!"

At the same time, in the real world, Xiao Yi and Gabriel were standing face to face.

"Don't pull me." Xiao Yi pushed Gabriel's hand away.

Gabriel looked at him pitifully and asked expectantly, "Is there anything to eat?"

Xiao Yi took out a piece of chocolate from the system space and handed it to her, "Do you want some chocolate?"

Gabriel's eyes lit up, and he immediately reached out to take the chocolate, putting it into his mouth and chewing it without hesitation.

Seeing this, Xiao Yi couldn't help but teased: "Without me, you would have to beg on the street..."

Before she finished speaking, Gabriel suddenly showed a painful expression and almost vomited, but she finally held it back. She hurriedly picked up the package that had just been thrown on the ground and took a closer look.

"One hundred percent..." she muttered.

"C, why are you still carrying this thing!"

Xiao Yi just smiled and replied easily: "Oh, I got the wrong one."

"Your expression doesn't show that you got it by mistake." Gabriel stared at him fiercely, her tone full of suspicion.

Although she felt very uncomfortable, Gabriel still forced herself to swallow the chocolate, then stuck out her tongue and breathed heavily.

"It's so bitter..." she complained.

Xiao Yi quickly handed her a bottle of water and comforted her, "Come, drink some water."

Gabriel took the water, tilted her head back and drank it down, making a gurgling sound.

"Dong dong dong dong..." She drank the whole bottle of water in one breath, finally relieving the bitter feeling in her mouth.

Xiao Yi continued looking at his phone.

Shirogane Yuxing: "By the way, the school seems to be planning to cut the funding for each club this term, but everyone's funding seems to be just right, what do you think we should do?"

Hikigaya Hachiman: "Why do I feel like someone is passing the buck?"

Xiao Yi: "Let me make it clear in advance that we will not interfere in politics or give advice. Don't try to pass the blame to us."

Shirogane Miyuki: "Yes, I almost forgot that the harem does not interfere in government affairs."

Kitahara Iori: "If you want to die, just say so."

Baiyin Yuxing: "After all, it's a decision from above. They're going to cut funding. Why don't you take the lead and start with your club..."

Xiao Yi: "Hey! I have another idea!"

Xiao Yi: "I heard that the military funds for the Ugly Country have arrived recently."

Baiyin Yuxing asked doubtfully: "Then what?"

Xiao Yi: "Let's go rob the birthday gift! That way we'll have the funds!"

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After a while...

Xiao Yi: Why aren’t you talking? Don’t you like it?

Zaimokuzu Yoshiteru: “?”

Baiyin Yuxing: “?”

Ishigami Yu: “?”

Hikigaya Hachiman: "If you want to die, don't take us with you."

Sakuta Azusagawa: I declare that I did not join the group chat voluntarily. I was forced to do so. I just glanced at the group message by accident and had no intention of joining...

Xiao Yi: It's just two bullets at most. Look how scared you are. Haven't you heard that wealth and honor are achieved through risk?

Sakuta Azusagawa: The premise of seeking wealth and honor through risk is to have an opportunity, and this seems impossible no matter how you look at it.

Xiao Yi: Oh, it’s okay. With my identity, I won’t be shot even if I’m caught.

Hikigaya Hachiman: What about us?

Xiao Yi: I will try my best to distance myself from you.

Ishigami Yu: "Well, let's not talk about anything else. Isn't the president too busy? Let's talk about your initial thoughts first."

Xiao Yi smiled, pushed away Gabriel who was already reaching into his drawer to steal snacks, and replied: "You are talking about this, my opinion is to learn some ancient oriental wisdom."

Baiyin Yuxing: "Hurry up and tell me!"

Xiao Yi: "I propose that one person manage a teaching building, with Xiaoyu as the center. Xiaoyu will be responsible for issuing instructions, while we will be responsible for handling specific affairs and developing our own downline, our own personnel..."

Xiao Yi: "Why aren't you talking again?"

Zaimokuzu Yoshiteru: "Sounds so familiar. I used to fall asleep in class and I think I heard the teacher say that..."

Kitahara Iori: "Did the teacher talk about something similar in class?"

Hikigaya Hachiman: "Isn't this called the feudal system in history?"

Azusagawa Sakuta: Is it in line with Zhou etiquette?

Xiao Yi: "Oh, don't worry about whether it is a fiefdom or a county! The key is whether it is useful! In this way, Baiyin Yuxing can do less work and rest more!"

Shirogane Yuxing: "Indeed, if I only have to take charge of the handover work for you guys, I think it would be much easier."

Then Baiyin Yuxing asked in confusion: "What then? What will I do after I divide my sons among the feudal lords?"

Xiao Yi: "To prevent us from sidelining you."

[Xiao Yi withdrew a message.]

Xiao Yi said: "You just need to centralize management."

Baiyin Yuxing: "......"

Baiyin Yuxing said: "I saw it."

Xiao Yi couldn't wait to ask: "Just tell me whether you will do it or not!"

Baiyin Yuxing answered without hesitation: "I will definitely do that!"

Shirogane Miyuki: @Hikigaya Hachiman, go and take charge of Building 1 for me!

Shirogane Miyuki: @Azusagawa Sakuta, go take care of Building 2

Baiyin Yuxing: @Xiao Yi goes to manage No. 3...