I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"Yili, relax, today is just a practice match."

Backstage, Xiao Yi gently rubbed Goto Ichiri's cheeks with both hands, trying to make her relax.

“Uh, um, got it…”

"Come on, repeat what I taught you."

"My name is Goto Ichiri, and I'm bringing you a personal performance..."

"Very good, go ahead!"

Xiao Yi nodded with satisfaction, then looked at the audience seats below the stage.

Very good, all the audience are members of the diving community.

The number of people from other clubs originally invited was also quite considerable, but for some reason.

When the people from the diving club showed up, before they could even open their mouths, the others left and gave their seats to them.

"Performing naked swimming in public, this seems a little inappropriate..." Kitahara Iori from the diving club couldn't help but whisper.

"If you ask me, it's not a good idea to perform naked swimming in public. You should perform a striptease instead." Kohei Imamura of the diving club said with a big hand.

"Do you want us to be laughed at by the whole school?"

"I just made a suggestion, I didn't say I would really do it!"

"Okay, okay, everyone, be quiet." At this time, the president stood up and said, his tone became serious.

"Don't forget what we are doing here!" The minister suddenly raised his fist and shouted. Hearing this, all the diving club members present raised one hand and shouted in unison.

This scene scared the already worried students around, so they left the scene one after another.

This group of burly men was already eye-catching enough, but now they were shouting so excitedly that they wanted to do something, which was really disturbing.

Some people even began to worry that these people would suddenly shout out in the next moment: "The day is dead, the yellow sky should be established..."

Then he rushed into the principal's office and took the principal hostage...

The host of this event is Baiyin Yuxing. In fact, he was reluctant to take on this role because he felt that instead of wasting time hosting the show, he might as well use it to study.

But there's nothing he can do about it, since Xiao Yi paid him!

Shirogane Miyuki cleared his throat and said, "Dear students, please listen to me for a few words. First of all, today is just a small audition rehearsal, and it does not represent the final result. So please don't be too nervous, just relax."

Therefore, I hope everyone can take it seriously and give their best. At the same time, if you have any questions or need help during the performance, you can always ask me. Thank you everyone! "

Baiyin Yuxing said a lot of things in one breath, then looked at his watch and saw that the time was almost up.

"Then I declare that the rehearsal for this concert will begin now!"

"The first thing that comes up is, uh, a recruitment advertisement for the gaming club?"

Baiyin Yuxing said this and walked off the stage.

Offstage...

Xiao Yi and Gabriel were sitting in the last row of seats, eating melon seeds.

"What are they doing?" Gabriel asked with a puzzled look on her face as she watched the performance on the stage.

"Just for fun, let's watch the show." Xiao Yi said as he leisurely peeled an apple. He had just finished peeling the apple when half of it inexplicably disappeared and appeared in Gabriel's hand.

"64 yen." Xiao Yi said helplessly.

After hearing the price, Gabriel immediately returned the apple to Xiao Yi: "You don't mind if I take a bite of it, do you?"

Xiao Yi's mouth twitched: "I mind, can you give me money?"

Gabriel replied expressionlessly: "No."

At this moment, something unexpected happened during the performance on stage. The actor on stage accidentally threw the prop knife towards Xiao Yi...

Xiao Yi couldn't help but complain: "Is this intentional?" He calmly watched the flying knife flying towards him, and then silently moved two steps to the left.

"Be careful!" Kaguya Shinomiya, who had just arrived, saw this thrilling scene, and rushed forward without hesitation to hug Xiao Yi and stood in front of him.

Xiao Yi looked confused:???

What are you doing? How can I hide now?

"Miss, bah, classmates, be careful!" At this critical moment, Hayasaka Ai rushed over without hesitation...

Damn, why can’t I hit it!

Why does it feel like hitting a concrete pillar!

Just as the flying knife came over...

However, Gabriel stretched out two fingers and easily grasped the knife.

"Is this enough to pay off the debt? Can I have half an apple as a reward?"

Xiao Yi was silent for a moment, took the knife from Gabriel, and then casually bent it lightly, and the knife broke into two pieces.

Xiao Yi said speechlessly: "That's it? It's just a plastic knife, it shouldn't be that serious..."

If you are knocked down by a plastic knife, you might as well just find a hole to jump into instead of living in disgrace.

Uh, I seem to be quite embarrassing usually...

Shinomiya Kaguya: "Ah, a fake sword?" She was stunned, her face full of surprise.

Obviously, she had never expected that the other party would actually use such a prop. Of course, it was really unlikely.

Hayasaka Ai: "Ah, my head!" Hayasaka Ai was seen squatting in a corner, rubbing her head and complaining.

"Could this guy be a concrete wall transformed into a spirit?"

This way...

Xiao Yi went up to the stage and looked at the people on the stage seriously, and asked, "What's going on?"

"Sorry, sorry, I made a mistake because I wasn't paying attention." The performer apologized quickly.

Xiao Yi waved his hand and said, "Forget it, since you have made a mistake, you don't have to play tomorrow."

Hearing this, the performer panicked and begged for mercy: "No!"

Xiao Yi picked up the pen and crossed out the corresponding name on the list, ignoring the other party's pleas for mercy.

You stabbed me in public. If I could see that it wasn't intentional, all nine generations of your clan would be killed. How dare you beg for mercy?

Then, Xiao Yi fell into deep thought again.

Uh......

This way, it seems like there is one less performance, but the time has been set, if there is one less performance, wouldn’t it be a dull occasion…

Xiao Yi glanced at Gabriel and asked tentatively, "How about you find a clown to perform?"

"I don't want it!" Gabriel refused without hesitation.

Xiao Yi smiled, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, then it's happily decided!"

Xiao Yi took out his phone and created a group in front of Gabriel and the others, inviting all the angels and demons to join...

"You two can discuss what to perform later." After saying that, Xiao Yi shifted his perspective from Gabriel to Shinomiya Kaguya.

"As for Shinomiya-san..."

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My roommate has been dragging me to play Delta, so I have to stay up late to write to keep the number of manuscripts in my inventory unchanged every day, and now there is a problem with my campus card.