I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"I'm not drunk today." Yukinoshita Haruno's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing a faint smile.

"I don't want to know what you think, I want to know what I think." Xiao Yi deliberately imitated the tone of a domineering president.

(System, help me arrange a car.)

[Okay, what style do you want?]

(You go buy one now...)

Xiao Yi turned to look at Yukinoshita Haruno and asked, "What time do you plan to drink until?" At the same time, he raised his wrist and looked at the time.

It’s still early…

Hearing Xiao Yi's domineering words, Yukinoshita Haruno was stunned at first, "Why don't we go back now?" she asked softly.

After all, it seems that Xiao Yi doesn't seem to want to stay here any longer.

"Okay." Xiao Yi nodded without hesitation, then drank the rest of the wine and stood up.

He turned to Yukinoshita Haruno and said, "Remember to take what you haven't finished."

Yukinoshita Haruno smiled and nodded to show that she understood.

Kira Yoshikage, who was standing by, saw that the two seemed to be about to leave, so he stood up silently.

"Sir, you haven't paid yet!" At this time, the waiter's voice came from behind.

……

On the street outside, Xiao Yi and Yukinoshita Haruno walked side by side, chatting as they walked, and the atmosphere was relaxed and pleasant.

Kira Yoshikage followed quietly not far behind them, keeping a certain distance.

As they walked, Yukinoshita Haruno suddenly frowned and whispered to Xiao Yi: "Is there someone following us?"

Xiao Yi: "Why worry about nothing? How is that possible?" Then Xiao Yi asked himself again.

(System, has the car arrived?)

[It’s almost there.]

"You are too suspicious. Why would anyone follow us for no reason?" Xiao Yi shook his head helplessly.

Uh, is it possible that it is because of us that we are worth tracking?

After all, if one of us gets kidnapped, either we won’t have to worry about the rest of our lives, or we won’t have to worry about the rest of our lives.

However, Yukinoshita Haruno's intuition was always accurate. She always felt that there was a pair of eyes watching them from behind, "I'm still not too sure..." Yukinoshita Haruno stared at the back with a frown.

[Hi, hi, hi, the car is coming!]

As soon as the system finished speaking, a large truck seemed to appear randomly on the side of the road, and Kira Yoshikage was dazzled by the truck.

Yukinoshita Haruno also turned her head to see who was following them. At this moment, Xiao Yi suddenly hugged Yukinoshita Haruno and put her head in his arms, while covering her eyes with his hands.

On the other side, Kira Yoshikage was dazzled and had no way to dodge in time. The truck seemed to have locked onto him and crashed straight into him.

"Oh no, Killer Queen..."

At this moment, time seemed to be paused and suddenly stopped.

Xiao Yi walked up silently, pulled out the stand card above Kira Yoshikage's head, and then left the attack range of the truck.

Just as Kira Yoshikage shouted that sentence, he found that he could no longer summon a Stand. Before he could react, he had already come into close contact with the truck.

"Bang! Bang!" With two loud bangs, the truck directly slammed Kira Yoshikage into the wall.

"It's like ketchup." Xiao Yi looked at the flowing liquid and commented lightly.

It’s a pity that this is not real ketchup.

"What, what happened?" Yukinoshita Haruno's head was still buried deep in Xiao Yi's arms, not daring to move at all.

After all, the series of noises just now didn't sound like a good thing.

"It's okay, it's just that someone is sandwiched between us." Xiao Yi explained with a smile.

"I really can't understand why anyone would like to make cookies with minced meat..."

When Yukinoshita Haruno heard the voice, she was curious and couldn't help but look up. However, she was stunned instantly, her eyes widened and her mouth slightly opened.

She was completely stunned.

"Don't worry, he's dead, you see." Xiao Yi originally wanted to poke him a few times with a wooden stick, but after thinking about it, he gave up.

After all, someone is watching.

Yukinoshita Haruno suddenly covered her mouth, looking like she wanted to vomit, then quickly rushed to the trash can and started dry heaving.

"Are you okay?" Xiao Yi walked to her and patted her back gently.

Yukinoshita Haruno shook her head: "I'm fine... just a little sick." She took a deep breath, trying to calm herself down, and then asked: "What's going on?"

"What else could it be? He's just a passerby who walks without looking at the road." Xiao Yi shrugged helplessly, with a hint of innocence on his face.

Of course, there were still some flaws at the scene. For example, there was no driver in the truck, and the truck was driving automatically. But given Yukinoshita Haruno's current state, she probably wouldn't notice these details.

"How do you feel? Are you feeling better?" Xiao Yi asked with concern.

Yukinoshita Haruno nodded: "Much better."

"Then let's leave here quickly, so as not to be mistaken for the murderer." Xiao Yi snapped his fingers, and a cool black supercar suddenly drove out of the alley and stopped directly in front of them.

"Go, go, go, get in the car..."

Accompanied by shouts, everyone got on the car.

In the car, Yukinoshita Haruno sat quietly in the back seat. She closed her eyes slightly and placed her head gently on Xiao Yi's thigh.

Anyway, I still haven't recovered yet...

Xiao Yi looked at everything in front of him, and the corners of his mouth rose unconsciously. He stretched out his hand and gently stroked Yukinoshita Haruno's hair, as if he was comforting a cute kitten, but his eyes always stayed on the front seat of the car, and his hand kept touching her back from time to time.

(System, how could you forget to assign a dummy to sit in the driver's seat?)

[Oh boy, I forgot.]

As the system responded, a lifelike dummy instantly appeared in the driving position, lifelike and just like a real person.

Xiao Yi nodded with satisfaction, crossed his legs, and acted like a domineering CEO. He secretly thought that this was in line with his status and temperament.

Yukinoshita Haruno seemed to have gradually recovered from the discomfort she had just experienced. She slowly raised her head, rubbed her eyes, and said softly, "Thank you, I'm much better now."

Xiao Yi raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a warm smile, and responded softly: "It's okay, we are all family, there is no need to be so formal."

"Would you like a glass of hot milk?"

"Yeah, okay." Yukinoshita Haruno replied softly. However, at this moment, she realized something was wrong.

Xiao Yi's hand was placed on her back without her knowing!

She was startled and a blush appeared on her face.

I feel like I'm being hugged. Is this too intimate?

At this moment, Yukinoshita Haruno also realized that her hands were pressing on both sides of Xiao Yi, as if she had taken the initiative to move her body closer...

At this awkward moment, the dummy in the car suddenly turned on the music function as if as a prank, and a strange and ambiguous melody suddenly sounded...

The scene before me, coupled with this weird atmosphere...

The atmosphere became extremely intimate...