I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

"Last night, a tragedy that shocked the society occurred at a banquet at the xxxx Hotel. More than 17 famous businessmen were poisoned at the banquet. None of them survived and all died.

"Yaksha God Hong Tian just finished reading this shocking title, and his body shuddered involuntarily.

He suppressed his inner shock and continued to read: "According to preliminary tests by experts, pesticide components were found in the victim's body..."

"Are you going to act so quickly?" Yaksha God Hongtian laughed bitterly.

The means were so dark and cruel, 17 people were killed at once.

Fortunately, I ran fast last night.

As for the person who did it, is there any need to guess? A figure instantly emerged in Yaksha God Hongtian's mind.

Apart from him, who else could have such strength and motivation?

Thinking of this, Yaksha God Hongtian quickly picked up his phone and dialed Xiao Yi's number.

Xiao Yi's lazy voice came from the other end of the phone, as if he hadn't woken up yet: "Who is it? It's so early in the morning. I'm listening to the class. I just happened to get to the exciting part. I'm listening to how to copy the house price."

Yaksha God Hongtian didn't beat around the bush and asked directly: "Boy, is it necessary to be so cruel? All of them died overnight. Isn't this method too cruel?"

When I was in the social world, I was never so cruel.

Xiao Yi perked up instantly after hearing this: "What do you mean by being ruthless? I didn't use the pesticide! Don't slander me or spread rumors! Be careful or I'll sue you for defamation!"

"Don't spread rumors. I'm a good person. I've been at the company recently and haven't come out. How could it be that I did it manually?"

Yaksha God Hongtian: "Okay, okay, it's not you who did it, okay? But if you do this, how can they do business with you in the future? How can anyone dare to do business with you in the future?"

Xiao Yi's voice suddenly turned cold and he sneered.

"Their future? They already have no future. As for no one doing business with me in the future..."

Xiao Yi: "They won't have a choice in the future. If they don't want to do business with me, get out of Sakura!"

"Besides, if you don't hurt them, they will never learn to change."

The Yaksha God Hongtian could only smile bitterly.

"Although no one can blame you for doing it, your move is probably a shock to the business world."

Xiao Yi was speechless: "But I haven't served the food yet."

"what!"

Xiao Yi chuckled and continued, "These are just the melon and fruit candies for the appetizers."

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Yi looked at his work with satisfaction.

Now I feel that my mental state is getting better and better.

It’s time to deal with the families of these 30 families.

Although there is a rule that misfortune should not affect one’s family members, there is an old saying that goes:

Rules are meant to be broken.

Is this an ancient saying or a modern one?

Forget it, it doesn’t matter. All Xiao Yi needs is an excuse anyway.

So, Xiao Yi made a decision.

Let the robot handle this matter. Let the robot decide whether to release it or solve it.

This way, if something goes wrong in the future, you can simply pass the blame on.

What did I do? It was obviously done by a robot!

As for why the robot would take the initiative to poison...

Now that AI is so advanced, isn't it normal to have some tricks?

What's that watch on my head?

What does it mean to produce a satisfactory report?

Why is it written "Paranoia" above?

How did I suddenly become over 60?

In the afternoon, as soon as Xiao Yi stepped out of the company gate, he was surrounded by a group of reporters with a keen sense of smell. They were like a group of hungry wolves, directly surrounding Xiao Yi, who was really a sheep with no ability to resist.

"Mr. Xiao, may I ask..." A reporter spoke first, but was interrupted by Xiao Yi before he could finish his words.

"You're right. Although the company has not yet fully stabilized and employees may still be a little panicked, please believe that our business is still operating normally. I think it won't be long before everyone can put their minds at ease." Xiao Yi smiled and his tone was full of confidence.

Reporter: “But what I want to ask is…”

Xiao Yi continued to interrupt:

"Yes, we do have a plan to send 10 reserve talents to society within 300 days." Xiao Yi paused mysteriously, then continued, "However, this plan is still under discussion and the specific details have not yet been determined." (High EQ: Sending talents to society, low EQ: Expelling.)

The reporters were obviously still not satisfied with his answer and wanted to continue asking questions, but Xiao Yi didn't want to give them any more chances.

He smiled and said, "How do you know that our company is going to give money to employees soon? 1000 per person... Well, that's too much, let's change it to 200 per person."

Xiao Yi's nonsense and sudden interruption did indeed cause the reporters present to fall into a brief moment of confusion and helplessness.

However, these experienced media professionals quickly demonstrated their professionalism and response strategies.

Among the group of reporters in the back row, several reporters quickly exchanged glances, as if they had reached some kind of tacit understanding.

Then, one of them took out a large speaker from his backpack and turned it up to maximum power without hesitation. In an instant, the whole scene was filled with a deafening sound.

"Mr. Xiao! Excuse me! What do you think of the recent mass poisoning of 17 wealthy businessmen? There is a widespread voice in society that believes that this incident is related to you. Is this true?"

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The scene was silent at first, then became chaotic. Reporters raised their cameras and started filming.

Xiao Yi shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly at the camera.

"This is a completely unfounded rumor. How could I be the mastermind behind this? I have always been a kind and law-abiding citizen. How could I have attacked a bunch of beasts... Oh, no, my kind colleagues? This is simply nonsense." (Who can't act?)

However, the reporters were obviously not satisfied with this simple answer. They continued to ask: "So, Mr. Xiao, what do you think about this matter?"

Xiao Yi still had his signature fake smile on.

"Excuse me, when you are playing games, do you feel sad because of the death of a few insignificant merchant NPCs? Of course, if you are playing Minecraft, then just ignore what I said, and it was not done by me."

Xiao Yi: "Besides, it wasn't me who did it, so don't ask me, okay? If you want to ask anything, go ask Sigong Yan'an. That old guy should know something." (The destiny skill has been activated. Now the whole world thinks that Sigong Yan'an should know something...)

Looking at the reporters who were looking at each other in bewilderment, Xiao Yi continued to put on his signature fake smile:

"Okay, I'm about to get off work. Please make way for me. I have things to do downstairs. After all, I have to rush to grab (physics) business, and I can't let others cut in before me."