I'm in the anime, I have a stand-in, and I'm still going crazy

Things had developed to such an extent that that night, Xiao Yi was unsurprisingly strongly asked to stay overnight.

His room happened to be next to Kaguya Shinomiya's, and the meaning was obvious.

However, although this opportunity is within reach, who can really seize it?

Opportunities always favor those who are fully prepared. As for whether Kaguya Shinomiya has made full preparations for this, no one knows.

However, there is one person who is clearly ready, and that is Hayasaka Ai.

This action is of vital importance to her, and its results will directly affect the pattern and status of relationships among everyone in the future!

Therefore, this operation must succeed and must not fail! If it fails, the consequences will be disastrous!

Before the operation officially began, Hayasaka Ai once again carefully checked all the equipment she was carrying. She whispered to herself, "Well, very good, everything is ready, we can start the operation!"

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Start the action.

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At this time, the clock pointed to ten o'clock, the scheduled time for action. The surrounding environment seemed calm and peaceful, and everything seemed so normal. However, Kaguya Shinomiya seemed to be still struggling and hesitating.

However, this will not interfere with the implementation of Hayasaka Ai's plan at all.

Hayasaka Ai cleverly avoided the shooting range of various surveillance cameras and tiptoed towards Xiao Yi's room like a nimble cat.

She pushed the door open gently, her movements extremely soft and slow, for fear of making the slightest sound. After entering the room, she carefully closed the door with her backhand and gently turned the door lock to make sure everything was safe.

Xiao Yi on the bed was motionless at the moment, and seemed to be immersed in a sweet dream. Hayasaka Ai tiptoed to the bedside quietly, her eyes fixed on the sleeping person on the bed...

Then she gently lifted the quilt, but was surprised to find it was empty.

Xiao Yi is not here

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from the window: "What are you looking for?"

Hayasaka Ai quickly turned her head and saw Xiao Yi sitting leisurely by the window with a glass of red wine in his hand. The scarlet liquid was shaking slightly in the glass.

This guy actually installed it?

And what surprised me the most was that I didn't even notice it when I came in just now.

At this time, Xiao Yi didn't seem to notice the change in Hayasaka Ai's expression. He gently shook the red wine glass with one hand, and casually placed the other hand on the window frame, and asked again: "What are you doing?"

In fact, this bottle of red wine was not for drinking. Xiao Yi just wanted to take this opportunity to pretend.

After all, at this moment, the atmosphere in the room has become somewhat ambiguous. If we don't express it appropriately, wouldn't it be a waste of this beautiful scene?

Facing Xiao Yi's question, Hayasaka Ai quickly regained her composure. She smiled slightly and said calmly, "I just came to confirm whether you have fallen asleep, young master."

This sentence was obviously prepared by Hayasaka Ai in advance, so she can deal with it cleverly no matter what situation she encounters.

Hearing Hayasaka Ai's answer, Xiao Yi couldn't help but sigh and said with a wry smile: "You came at the right time. I tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. It's really boring. There's nothing fun here."

After he finished speaking, Xiao Yi raised his head slightly.

Then he drank the red wine without hesitation.

After drinking it, he threw it down from a high altitude.

After completing this series of actions, Xiao Yi took a few steps and stopped in front of Hayasaka Ai. He stretched out his hand, pinched Hayasaka Ai's chin, and lifted it up with a little force, so that their eyes met.

"But since you're here, why not stay and chat?" Xiao Yi said with a slight smile on his face.

"And how did you get in? I clearly locked the door. Oh, yes, the housekeeper has the key."

"So what are you doing here? You can't be here to treat me to a midnight snack, right?"

Hearing this, Hayasaka Ai did not show any panic. She blinked her beautiful eyes, then quickly reached into her pocket and took out a box of exquisite cookies.

"It really is!"

Apparently, Hayasaka Ai came prepared. Not only did she successfully sneak into the locked room, but she also had a plan for dealing with any possible situations.

At this moment, Xiao Yi spoke again: "But now that we are here, Hayasaka, do you want to stay..."

Before Xiao Yi could finish his words, Hayasaka Ai interrupted him impatiently, "I've been waiting for you to say that!" A bright smile bloomed on her face, and then she pushed Xiao Yi down.

Xiao Yi:? ? ?

Is there something wrong with the role positioning?

At this moment, Hayasaka Ai, who had been holding his hand tightly, suddenly spoke again: "Hey, do you still owe me a request?"

Hearing this, Xiao Yi blinked his eyes and pretended to have completely forgotten and replied: "Is this true? Why don't I remember it? Did you remember it wrongly?"

However, Hayasaka Ai obviously didn't buy it: "I think I remembered it wrong, there should be 10 requirements."

"Okay, okay, let's just take it as an excuse. Now, have you figured out what you want?"

Hayasaka Ai's cheeks flushed instantly. She lowered her head slightly, nodded gently, then raised her head and looked directly into Xiao Yi's eyes and said, "My last request is that I want you!"

"No, so direct?"

But who would have thought that Hayasaka Ai's next move would make Xiao Yi even more dumbfounded. She suddenly defended herself seriously and righteously: "Oh, don't let your imagination run wild! You are the young lady's fiancé, and as the young lady's maid, I naturally have the responsibility and obligation to inspect the quality of the goods for the young lady in advance! This is my job responsibility, and I have absolutely no other intentions!"

As we all know, slaves in ancient times would ask their masters to test whether the food was poisonous, so they would taste it.

And I, Hayasaka Ai, as the young lady's former maid, now listen to the young lady tasting it in advance to prevent any problems. This is reasonable, right?

I'll deduct 1 if I think it's reasonable.

If you think it is unreasonable, please write an original article of no less than 200 words, about the story of Lu Zhishen riding on Lu Bu to defeat the White Bone Demon three times. Requirements: it must be written in classical Chinese and must be original.

"It's not safe here, go to my room! Don't let anyone in..."