Quick Transmigration: A money-loving man meets a boy who gives away money!

He held the flying slippers in his hands like a pervert and stood on the ground for a few seconds in a daze.

The light turned green, and a beautiful woman with a cold and sour face and wearing a White Rabbit sweatshirt suit hopped over on one foot from the opposite side of the traffic.

He pulled the mask up a little, then shook his melancholy hair, "Beauty, are these your shoes?"

Yu Ci stretched out her foot to pick up the slippers from his hand, put them on the ground, squeezed in, and put them on.

"I saved your life, I'll give you a cleansing talisman for one thousand yuan. Do you want it by scanning the QR code or in cash?!" Yu Ci squatted down and displayed the payment code on her mobile phone.

Looking at such a down-to-earth beauty, Xiang Baifei was stunned. It turned out that she was the one who saved him just now. Could she be the legendary immortal cultivator? !

"You...you saved me?"

Scan the code! Scan the code! "

Xiang Baifei took out his phone from his pocket and transferred three thousand yuan without hesitation, then asked "shyly", "Master, can you please give me a V for the extra two thousand yuan?"

Yu Ci looked at this sucker who was knocked down by her slipper in confusion and displayed the QR code.

Don't want it for nothing.

Seeing that he was quite capable, Yu Ci felt embarrassed to use tricks on him to deal with the "person in the ear".

"Do you always hear someone talking in your ears, trying to seduce you?"

Xiang Baifei recalled the inner elixir he had cultivated and nodded, "Three months ago, when I was reading a novel, I suddenly heard a voice in my ear complaining about the content."

I thought I accidentally connected to my friend’s microphone while wearing headphones, but the headphones were not connected at all, and after taking them off, there was still a mumbling sound coming through.”

At first we were just exchanging novels, and then it said it was my inner elixir, a part of my spiritual consciousness, so it could communicate with my thoughts..."

Speaking of this, Xiang Baifei felt a little embarrassed, "I don't have many friends, so I often chat with it!"

Yu Ci pulled Xiang Baifei up and ordered a cup of taro paste Bobo milk tea while walking. She said on a chair at the entrance of the milk tea shop: "The one in your ear is the person in the ear."

"The one in the ear?"

"Yes, it is a kind of little monster that can deceive people. It lives in people's ears and tricks practitioners into thinking that they have achieved inner alchemy."

Xiang Baifei was so scared that he quickly covered his ears and said nervously: "What should we do? What if it hears us communicating on the phone?"

Yu Ci looked at him like an idiot, "Do you hear it talking now?"

"no!"

"That's it. I just knocked it unconscious with my slipper."

"That's good, that's good!" Xiang Baifei let go of his hand and scratched his ear. He felt weird when he thought that there was a person, no, a monster, living in his ear.

"Master, what should we do?"

Yu Ci was waiting for him to say this and opened her hand to make a number two.

"Two hundred thousand?! I need to ask my parents. I don't have that much pocket money!"

Yu Ci used those two fingers to hit the idiot with a two-finger Zen, "It's two thousand."

It's not that she doesn't want to earn more, but there is a fixed number of times that Xuanmen can go to suppress evil spirits and demons. If she earns more, it will reduce her merits.

"Two thousand? Hi! I'll transfer it to you directly!" Xiang Baifei naively transferred 2000 yuan to his newly added friend Yu Ci.

The people waiting for milk tea had just listened to the conversation between the two people, and now they looked at Bai Fei as if he was an idiot...

So easy to cheat.

Yu Ci didn't hesitate and took a sip of the taro bubble milk tea. Then she said, "Let's go to your house."

Xiang Baifei didn't expect that the master would come to his home, and quickly responded, "Okay!"

The looks of the people around me changed again. Does it have to be so abstruse to discuss that kind of deal now?

"Mom, I'm back!"

As soon as Xiang Baifei returned home, he started shouting all over the house. Then a beautiful woman came out of the kitchen with a spatula in her hand. Before she could get her threatening look up, her eyes softened when she saw Yu Ci behind him.

"Little girl, you are classmate A Fei, right?"

Xiang Baifei turned around after hearing the righteous words and said, "Mom, this is the master, you have to respect him!"

To his mother: ...it would be better to give birth to a piece of barbecued pork than to give birth to him.

Yu Ci smiled, nodded to the elder, and then followed Xiang Bai into his room.

"Please stay for dinner tonight!" Xiang's mother greeted her warmly.

Yu Ci awkwardly followed Xiang Baifei. As soon as she entered the room, she saw cartoon characters all over the wall. The whole room was like a painful room.

She understood the hobbies of young people of this age, as she had once been a fan of one herself.

After entering the house, Yu Ci's face became serious: "Ordinarily, directly capturing or killing the person in the ear will cause the host to suffer immensely, or even lose hearing forever."

My Xuanmen method is to draw out the person in the ear, break the bond with it, and then I will make a clay figurine for it to contain its soul, or give it an object instead of an ear."

People in the ears actually want to be free. They are born to whisper in one person's ear and are very lonely, so the probability of success is very high. "

Xiang Baifei listened to these magical stories with great interest, his eyes full of curiosity and longing. Yu Ci knew what he was thinking at a glance.

"Although the lives of ordinary people are ordinary, they are relatively beautiful. Whether it's the Xuanmen or the sorcerers, they are not as good as you imagine." She stopped there.

Xiang Baifei: "But it's cool!"

Yu porcelain, in plain language.

"Okay, sit still and don't move. I'll wake it up and take a picture of it."

Yu Ci snapped her fingers next to Xiang Baifei's ear, and Xiang Baifei suddenly heard the usual small, androgynous sound.

The chattering is annoying.

She aimed at the ear of the person in her ear, and slapped the other side like she was slapping a can.

"Ouch! Who is disturbing my house? Come out now! Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you are big. I am not afraid of you!"

Believe it or not, I will let my friend Xiang Baifei beat you up!"

Yu Ci picked up the less than three-inch earplug with her other hand. Remembering that it came out of the ear and might be covered with earwax, she felt a little disgusted.

"Little thing, why did you instigate your host to commit suicide?"

Xiang Baifei's ears suddenly felt relieved. He looked curiously between Yu Ci's fingers, but saw nothing and the sound disappeared.

"Where is it?" he asked puzzled.

It is difficult for mortals to see monsters, except for some humans who are born with high inspiration. Most of the little monsters live overlapping with humans and have never been discovered because they cannot communicate effectively with each other.

Yu Ci pinched the spiritual eye finger with her right hand and pointed it at Bai Fei's brow to open his spiritual eye, but this usually takes one stick of incense, or fifteen minutes.

When his spiritual eyes opened, Xiang Baifei actually saw it!

This was a little man less than three inches tall, wearing the Taoist robe of a young scholar from the Song Dynasty. His small face, no bigger than a fingernail, had an expression of indignation.

"Xiang Baifei! Xiang Baifei! Look, someone is bullying me! Why don't you help me get revenge? Aren't we good friends? You are hurting my friend's heart so much!"

Xiang Baifei scratched his ear: "But you almost killed me today!"

"I didn't hurt you. Didn't I just tell you what you wanted in your heart?"

“But I almost got hit by a car.”

The little brain of the person in the ear couldn’t understand why he was happy when he agreed with what he said when he was looking at his mobile phone or computer, but was unhappy when he was walking in his daily life?

Yu Ci flicked its head with her right hand, "The words of a monster can bewitch people. You will magnify his desires and kill people, do you know that?"

The person in the ear covered his head and wailed, "I know, I know, it hurts so much, how could you be so cruel, a bad person like you will have no friends, and you will have to live alone for the rest of your life!"

"Even if you die alone, I will never die alone!" Yu Ci snorted, then picked up the wife on Bai Fei's table.

"How about this for you?"

"No!"/"No!" The person in the ear and Xiang Baifei spoke at the same time.

"This is a limited edition figurine of Xinyue's wife!"

Yu Ci put it down and reached out to the other one.

"You can't do this either!!! This is Lulu's collector's edition!"

"That won't work either! The tenth anniversary souvenir!"

"No, this one's a gift from my goddess!"