Genshin Impact: Use various skills to create a romantic encounter
Chapter 22: Clang, Funina appears
Facing the fat man's question, Heidi almost laughed out loud: "Your question is the most outrageous. Do you know why it is only for men?"
"Because many men like to smoke and don't pay attention to personal hygiene, they smell a stench as soon as they open their mouths. If you drink this bottle, your breath will be refreshed. When ladies see that you smell good, of course they will be impressed and agree to have contact with you again."
"Let me explain it to you more clearly. Why is it ineffective for ladies? Because girls generally smell good, so the effect is not obvious."
The middle-aged man was speechless for a moment, obviously convinced, "Yes, no wonder she said she likes the smell of me."
A group of female customers nearby all had expressions of deep agreement.
Heidi smiled proudly, "If anyone else has questions, I'll help answer them."
A lady pulled a little boy to her side and asked, "I bought an orange potion for my son. After he drank it, he sat at his desk very well and became more interested in studying than before. Could he also be poisoned?"
Heidi glanced at the guilty little boy and said with a smile: "This orange one is not poisonous. It is filled with ordinary Maple. Do you usually limit the number of times he drinks Maple?"
"Once he tasted it and it tasted the same as Fengda, of course he acted as if it was effective, so he continued to drink it."
I'm sorry, little brother, it's okay, I'll just have a beating when I get home.
After the lady thanked him gracefully and walked out the door, everyone heard the child's wailing, it was so miserable.
The shopkeeper couldn't sit still any longer and kept making eye contact.
Several old ladies came up to Heidi and said, "We drank the red potion here, and our waists and legs don't hurt anymore. We climbed to the sixth floor in one breath. What do you think?"
"This..." Heidi paused for a moment, looking embarrassed.
"Come on, tell me, why don't you tell me? This stuff is effective. I finally found a potion that can make an old woman like me better. Don't mess with me."
The store owner also rushed over and said, "You are spreading rumors here to confuse people. I will sue you and make you compensate for my loss of reputation."
Everyone looked at Heidi.
Heidi acted as if she was guilty.
"Why, I can't say it. What I just said was very convincing. It can't be nonsense."
"My mood is so up and down every day. I think I need to buy another bottle of green tranquilizer."
"Tsk, you just said I was poisoned. I was shocked."
"That kid didn't get beaten for nothing, did he? That's so pitiful."
After a few words, the shop owner's clenched fists loosened again. Fortunately, fortunately.
When Heidi was about to be kicked out, she said, "Why rush? The person who really knows what's going on is outside. Why don't you invite her in and hear what she has to say?"
"Come on, come on!"
Heidi raised her hand and shouted, "Clang, clang, let's invite Lady Funina to come on stage!"
Under everyone's gaze, Funina walked into the store, holding a plate of Yingying and a stack of tissues in her hands.
When everyone saw Funina coming, they all bowed to show their respect to her.
Just now, a few old ladies came forward with a look of grievance, "Lady Funina, please help us to judge the matter. We just spend money to buy goods normally, but this little girl made everyone suspicious."
"Do you believe what I said?" Funina looked at everyone with a smile.
"Of course, please give your conclusion." Everyone is looking forward to it. In the hearts of the people of Fontaine, Funina is still a belief-like existence.
"These potions are all fake!" After saying that, Funina took advantage of the moment when no one was paying attention and gently took off an old lady's white wig with one hand.
"Come, wipe your face. You must have worked so hard to pretend to be so convincing." Funina kindly handed over the tissue again.
The young man, whose identity was exposed, squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, fearing that he would be beaten.
If the other customers didn't believe it at this time, they would be really stupid. At this moment, they all felt sorry for Mora and secretly wanted to go to Mo Mang Palace to defend their rights and get back the lost Mora.
The shopkeeper looked at the angry customer with a guilty conscience and said with a smile, "Lady Funina, my little business trick is not worth mentioning in your eyes. I just raised the price. Please don't be too extreme."
"Just inflated prices? I think it's far from being such a trivial crime. You also induce elderly people to spend lavishly and ask them to sell their houses to buy your products. Don't you feel guilty?" Funina said sternly.
"Yes, my sales tactics were a little bad. We will change them in the future. Is that ok? Let's not make a big deal out of it." The shop owner was extremely sincere.
A businessman’s acting skills are always Oscar-level.
There are always crocodile tears at critical moments.
"I'm afraid there won't be a future." Furniture looked at everyone, "Next, let's show you a clip of their birth."
When the video was playing, there was constant noise from the audience, and Heidi thought she was sitting on a bus passing through the winding mountain road.
"It's so disgusting, is this guy still a human being?"
"Who is it? Spitting in there. Ugh."
"Oh my god, I drank more than 10 bottles of stinking ditch water."
"I actually spent hundreds of thousands of Mora to buy this kind of thing. Can I earn hundreds of thousands of Mora in the future with this brain of mine?"
"Fortunately, my house has not been sold yet. Thank you, Lady Funina."
When the shop owner saw Yingying, he ignored everything and ran out.
Funina pretended not to care, and naturally stretched her calf forward a step, knocking the shop owner to the ground.
The customers rushed forward and punched him several times angrily.
Special patrol captain Xiawolei came over and said, "Thank you for helping our special training team a lot. Recently, someone in the special training team also drank this and even borrowed money everywhere to buy it, which violated discipline."
"I'm glad I can help you." Funina said happily, "Working with Heidi always goes smoothly."
Afterwards, Heidi and Funina found a dessert shop, sat down and enjoyed a wonderful afternoon tea.
"Desserts are indeed the happiest things." Funina cut a small piece of cake with a small fork and put it into her mouth, with a look of satisfaction on her face.
"The cakes in this dessert shop are really good. Today is a happy day." Heidi drank coffee and looked at Funina.
Fu Fu looks so cute while eating the cake.
"Do you think the customers who have watched the production process will still be able to eat when they go back home?" Funina asked curiously.
"Uh, I'm remembering the smell from last night again. What's the difference between that and talking about pooping while eating?" Heidi shook her head, trying to get rid of the bad memories.
"Ahem, your metaphor is too vivid. Let's change the subject." Funina regretted bringing up this topic. Now she felt that there was something fishy going on around her.
"Funina, next time at the Fontaine Film Festival, how about we work together to shoot a film?" Heidi thought of a topic, a "long-planned" idea.
I watched her hosting the last gala and she was so inspiring. This idea came to me at that time, but I never dared to mention it.
After this incident, I became more familiar with her, so I quickly asked her and tried to seize the opportunity myself.
"Okay, that's the deal." Funina agreed readily.
Heidi is very reliable and a good partner.
I'm looking forward to what kind of story she wants to shoot.
The two of them chatted about the Shadow Festival again.
"Funina and Heidi, I finally found you." An elegant aunt stood outside the fence of the dessert shop.
Funina greeted naturally.
Heidi took a look and realized that this was the aunt who had taken the poisonous mushroom potion.
"Heidi, I came here mainly to see you and give you a thank-you gift. Funina and I are old friends, and I will give her thank-you gift when I return to the drama club." After saying this, the elegant aunt took out a small box.
"Thank you, Auntie. It's just a small favor." Heidi took the box.
"It's just a small gift to express my feelings. You guys can chat slowly. I'm leaving first."
Funina smiled and said, "This aunt is a member of our drama club. She is a famous painter in Fontaine."
Heidi opened the box and saw -
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