The life of a villain in a courtyard

"We ordinary people are so happy today~"

Su Yun was humming a song as he walked. He was in a good mood today. Not only did he earn more than 50 yuan, but he also found a lot of fruit seeds in the black market. With these things, he would not be far from having fruit freedom.

"I'm using rainwater to wash the dishes. You guys had a good meal today. Look at the oil left in the plate. It's enough to stir-fry a dish."

"My brother is going on a blind date today."

"Did you see who caused the trouble?"

"No, but my brother said that he already knew that it was Xu Damao who did it. Now Xu Damao is still in the hospital and can't cause any trouble, so he will definitely be able to marry a wife this time."

Su Yun burst into laughter upon hearing this, making He Yushui stunned.

"Brother Su Yun, what are you laughing at?"

"Yushui, do you believe that your brother still won't be able to find a wife this time?"

"rainwater."

Just then Sha Zhu came out of the house and saw Su Yun.

"came back?"

"came back."

Sha Zhu's attitude towards Su Yun became noticeably colder, probably because of what happened last time that still left a grudge in his heart.

"You wash slowly, I'll go back first."

Su Yun pushed open the door and a yellow figure rushed towards him.

"loach."

"Wangwang."

When Su Yun returned home, Loach jumped up to him happily. After being fed for a period of time, the originally skinny little dog now felt fleshy to the touch.

After adding some water to the loach basin, Su Yun took out a small paper bag from his pocket. These were the seeds he bought from the black market. According to the boss, these were orange seeds, a specialty of Guangxi.

Su Yun entered the space with a thought, found an empty space, and planted the seeds on the ground.

Then he controlled the seeds to take root and sprout quickly. The fruit trees that originally took three to five years to grow took less than ten minutes under Su Yun's control.

"Trickster!"

Su Yun couldn't help but curse when he looked at the number of trees. He had planted more than 40 seeds, but only seven or eight trees grew. The survival rate was less than one-fifth.

Su Yun looked at the orange tree and found that it was a tangerine tree! He didn't know how long it had been since he had eaten this.

"sweet!"

Su Yun picked a bunch of them and ate them with great satisfaction. In his previous life, he especially liked eating tangerines and it was easy for him to eat two kilograms a day.

Half an hour later, the orange peels around Su Yun had piled up into a small mountain. Su Yun, who was eating an orange, noticed someone pushing his door. He went out and saw that it was Liu Haizhong Liu Haizhong.

"Second uncle? What can I do for you?"

"Why did you lock the door at home? I thought no one was home."

I don’t know what’s wrong with the people in this courtyard. None of them know how to knock on the door. Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong are like this.

Liu Haizhong walked straight into the house and found a place to sit down, regardless of whether Su Yun invited him in or not.

"Second uncle, what can I do for you?"

"It's nothing important, I just want to ask what you said to Lao Yi last time?"

"Last time? What last time?"

"It was the time when the whole institute held a meeting."

"Uncle, you must have seen it wrong. I didn't say anything."

"Su Yun, although Lao Yi is the eldest uncle in the courtyard and I am only the second uncle, the backyard is actually under my control. As long as you are willing to tell me, I promise that no one will cause trouble for you in the backyard. You can also come to me if you have any problems in the future."

"Second uncle, if there is really nothing, don't test me."

After saying that, he yawned again: "I got up early today and I'm going to take a nap. Uncle, if you have nothing to do, go back."

"Humph!"

Liu Haizhong didn't get the information he wanted to know and went home with a cold face.

"Old man, did Su Yun say anything?"

"Nothing to say. This guy is just as stubborn as Sha Zhu! Where's the water?"

The second uncle picked up the water cup and wanted to drink some water to calm down his anger, but found that there was no water at all.

"The second brother just came back and drank up all the water."

Then bursts of crying and shouting were heard from the Liu family. Poor Liu Guangtian became the second uncle's punching bag again. Some neighbors who heard the noise just shook their heads helplessly. It was obvious that they had gotten used to it.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's so miserable."

Su Yun sighed as he listened to the noise coming from next door. No wonder the Liu brothers didn't care about the life and death of Liu Haizhong and his wife. If this happened to him, he probably wouldn't be nice to these two people.

The next day, Su Yun got up early as usual, and took the loach out for a walk to let it take care of its physiological problems outside to prevent it from pooping at home. The strange thing was that people on the street looked at him with strange eyes, as if they were looking at some rare species, which made Su Yun confused.

"Isn't it just walking the dog? Why are you looking at me like that?"

It was not until Su Yun returned home and looked in the mirror that he realized what had happened. He had turned yellow, in the physical sense, because he had eaten too many oranges the day before and had contracted citrus jaundice.

The scientific name of citrus disease is carotenemia. It is a disease caused by excessive consumption of carotene-rich foods, which causes too much carotene to enter the blood. This disease does not require any medicine, just drink more water to allow the pigment to be metabolized by itself.

"What should I do?"

Su Yun felt a little worried as he looked at his yellow self. It would take at least a week for him to recover to normal after contracting citrus disease, which meant that he would have to face other people in this state for the next week.

"Forget it, it's embarrassing. I have no shame anyway." Su Yun comforted himself.

Although he had prepared himself mentally before going out, he still felt a little overwhelmed when he faced other people, especially when he saw them wanting to laugh but not daring to.

"Xiao Su, what's wrong with you? How come you've changed so much in just a short while?"

Sister Wang stared at Su Yun and laughed non-stop.

"My dear sister Wang, please stop laughing at me."

"Okay, okay, I won't laugh, but you have to tell me how you became this color? Are you sick?"

"Yes, Su Yun, my neighbor's child also had yellow skin. He went to the hospital for a checkup and was diagnosed with jaundice. Do you want to go to the hospital to see if you have jaundice?"

"I don't have jaundice. To tell you the truth, I just ate too many oranges. There's no need to take medicine or see a doctor. Just drink more water and I'll be fine in a few days."

"Did you eat too many oranges? How delicious must the oranges be to turn you this color?"

Su Yun took out a few sugar-coated tangerines from his pocket and gave one to each of them, saying that there was no evidence and asking them to taste it themselves.

"So sweet, where did you buy the oranges?"

Brother Liu took a bite and kept giving thumbs up.

"This is a tangerine, a specialty of Guangxi. I discovered it by accident a few days ago."

Just then, the section chief returned to the purchasing department after the regular meeting and saw Su Yun in yellow.

"Xiao Su, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?"

"I'm not the Chief. Never mind, you can think whatever you want."

Su Yun didn't want to explain anymore. Let others think whatever they want.

"Chief, please try it."

Sister Wang handed the section chief a tangerine. The section chief took a bite and nodded continuously. Suddenly he seemed to remember something.

"Xiao Wang, where did this orange come from?"

"Su Yun bought it, what's wrong?"

"Xiao Su, where did you buy the oranges?"

"This……"

"I understand, Xiao Su. I have a task for you. The Chinese New Year is coming soon. I plan to send you to buy some tangerines. This will be your purchase task for this month. Can you complete it?"

Every buyer has his own channels, many of which are shameful. The section chief understood this so he did not ask any further questions.

"Make sure to complete the mission."