The life of a villain in a courtyard

"Yeah, if you don't have money, you can eat worse, but we don't mind!"

Seeing that there was an advantage to be gained, everyone agreed and forced Su Yun to treat them to a meal. Most people would have given in, but who was Su Yun? He was the kind of person who would bite back if a dog bit him. How could he tolerate such bullying?

An idea came to him as soon as his eyes turned.

"Uncle, how long have you had this car?"

"I bought it half a year ago, what's wrong with it?"

Yan Fugui became alert and suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Did you treat me then?"

"This is just a broken car. I bought it second-hand at a trust store. What's the point of treating me like this?"

"That doesn't make sense. What's wrong with a used car? Isn't a used car the same as a bicycle? How many people in our compound can afford a used car? I suggest that our two families treat everyone to a meal together. What do you think, Uncle San?"

"Okay, I agree!"

"I agree, Uncle, since you bought a car, you have to treat us!"

"Yes, let the Third Master treat us!"

Everyone is more enthusiastic when one meal becomes two meals.

"Everyone, please stop making trouble! Everyone knows the situation in my family. I'm the only one with a job out of six or seven people in my family. How can I have extra money to treat you? Please don't make it difficult for me."

Yan Fugui was so anxious that he almost cried. He had never expected that the fire would burn him.

"What did the Third Uncle say just now? If you don't have money, you should eat the worse. If something good happens, you should treat everyone. This is the rule of the courtyard. As an elder in the courtyard, you can't break the rules!"

"Ouch. Ouch."

Yan Fugui was quick-witted and squatted on the ground, holding his stomach and wailing: "I think I have a stomachache."

Then he ran out of the courtyard in a flash. The old man shamelessly chose to escape.

"Su Yun, when are you going to treat us all to a meal?"

"I just said, let's do it together with Uncle Three. I will do it whenever Uncle Three does it. Just go and ask him."

After saying that, he went back to the house with light steps. If you still want to plot against me, maybe in the next life!

"Su Yun!"

Not long after he returned to the house, Sha Zhu came. Seeing him looking at the new car excitedly, Su Yun guessed that he was most likely going to borrow the car from him.

As expected, the first thing Sha Zhu asked for was to borrow the car. In a few days, the matchmaker would introduce a date to Sha Zhu, and Sha Zhu wanted to borrow the car from Su Yun to show off.

"Okay, it's just a car. I'll definitely lend it to you when the time comes."

"If you succeed this time, I'll buy you a drink!"

"Brother Zhuzi, do you remember what I told you last time?"

"what's up?"

You get carried away when you are proud of yourself, you are worthy of being called Sha Zhujun.

"Have you forgotten how your previous blind dates failed?"

After Su Yun's reminder, Sha Zhu calmed down and said, "I forgot about this. Don't worry, I will follow you secretly this time and I will catch this bastard and make trouble behind my back!"

"Just remember this, but don't let others fool you like you did last time."

"I'm called Shazhu, but I'm not really a fool. How can I let someone trip up twice in the same way in the same place?"

Not long after Sha Zhu left, the deaf old lady came again.

"Su Yun, when will those workers come to decorate my house?"

"The old lady is quite anxious. You have to give them some time to prepare the materials and think about how to repair it. Just wait patiently."

The deaf old lady thought about it and felt that it made sense. Then she saw the large piece of bacon in Su Yun's room and couldn't help swallowing. She hadn't eaten meat for a long time.

"Such a big piece of bacon! My old lady hasn't seen bacon for a long time."

"Then take a closer look."

Su Yun deliberately brought the bacon closer so that she could take a closer look at it from all angles.

The deaf old lady stood there awkwardly, then rolled her eyes and came up with an idea: "You said you wanted to treat me to a meal!"

Here it begins again, the deaf old lady’s specialty - pretending to be deaf.

"I didn't say I would treat you to a meal."

"I want bacon! That's great, ma'am. I haven't eaten bacon in many years. Today is the perfect time to satisfy my craving."

"Okay, but I have to explain in advance that this bacon is from our factory and is just temporarily stored with me. If the factory asks me why the meat is gone, I can only tell the truth. You don't have to be afraid. You are a martyr's relative and you are already old. Our factory will definitely not do anything to you. But it's hard to say about the old man. He is your designated supporter. If he is fined and demoted because of this..."

Hearing this, her face turned very bad: "How dare you threaten me, you little bastard! I'll fuck your grandma!"

"My grandma is buried in the cemetery on the hill behind our village. Can I take you to see her someday?"

The deaf old lady was so angry that her hands and feet were shaking. She had never seen such a shameless person in all her years. Even Xu Damao didn't dare to talk to her like that. Thinking of this, she raised the crutch in her hand and knocked hard on the glass of Su Yun's house. With a "pop", Xin'an's glass shattered to the ground. Then she turned around, looked at him triumphantly, and left tremblingly.

"You think I'm a sick cat if the tiger doesn't show its might! You really think I won't dare to deal with you just because you're old, right? Just wait!"

Su Yun found a piece of wood from the leftover renovation materials and nailed it to the broken window. He would deal with it for one night and then find someone to repair it tomorrow.

That night, Su Yun opened the door and saw that the lights on both sides were off. He came out of the house with a basin of water. He came to the deaf old lady's door and sprinkled the water evenly on the steps in front of her door. It was February and the weather was still very cold, so the water froze quickly. Su Yun came several times to make sure that the door was covered with ice before going back to sleep contentedly.

The next day, Su Yun, who was still asleep, was awakened by a scream.

"Someone, come quickly! The old lady fell down."

The deaf old lady went out for some fresh air this morning, but she stepped on the ice and fell on her back. Seeing this, Lou Xiao'e hurriedly shouted and called everyone in the yard to come.

"Old lady, how do you feel? What's wrong with you?"

"My legs! I can't move my legs."

The old lady touched her left leg and wailed.

"The old lady's leg must have been broken. I heard that elderly people are prone to broken arms and legs."

"My uncle just fell down and broke a bone!"

"What should we do now?"

"I don't know. Why don't we go find an old man and ask him to see how to deal with this matter!"

"Then go quickly!"

After a while, Yi Zhonghai hurried over, took a look at the situation, and then had the old lady carried onto a cart and sent to the hospital.

A group of people were waiting anxiously at the door of the hospital's emergency room. Soon, a nurse came to the crowd with a payment slip and asked them to pay.

"Comrade, how is the old lady? Is her injury serious?"

"It's quite serious. Her leg is broken. The old lady is too old and needs to rest for a while. You people are really stupid. The old lady is quite old and has osteoporosis. How could you let her fall?"

Yi Zhonghai took out the money from his pocket and looked at the number on the payment slip, only to find that the money was not enough.

"Old Yan, do you have money? I left in such a hurry that I don't have much money in my pocket."

When Yan Fugui heard the word "money", he immediately started crying poor.

"Okay, don't I know your family's situation? It's not like you won't pay it back. The old lady is a five-guarantee household, and the neighborhood office will reimburse her medical expenses. I just want you to pay for it temporarily because you're in a hurry."

Yan Fugui went to the toilet reluctantly. The third aunt sewed a pocket on his trousers and put the money in it.

"That's all."

Yan Fugui put the smelly eight yuan into Yi Zhonghai's hand and asked him to pay.