Siheyuan: Xu Damao's New Life

At six o'clock in the morning, Xu Damao was awakened by the alarm clock on time. After looking at Sha Zhu, he quickly untied the rope, then covered his nose and sneaked out of the cafeteria to return to his office while the workers in the factory had not come to work yet. He lay on the sofa and took a nap, pretending that he was not there, waiting for the show to begin!

Fatty felt a little uneasy, so he didn't sleep well last night. He got up early this morning and planned to go to the cafeteria to find out whether Sha Zhu came here temporarily to cook or would return to the cafeteria.

Although Sha Zhu didn't teach me anything, I still learned some things from the newly transferred chef during this period of time. But he is still my master in name only. Thinking about what I have done during this period of time, if he returns to the cafeteria and continues to be his chef, I will definitely have a hard time.

The fat man hurried into the factory, greeted the security guard at the door absentmindedly, and walked towards the cafeteria.

The door of the cafeteria was not locked, and the fat man pushed it open and walked in, complaining a few words. However, when the fat man walked to the door of the back kitchen, lifted the curtain and walked in, a foul odor hit him in the face, and then the fat man saw a scene that he would never forget in his life.

I saw Sha Zhu lying on the ground with his clothes in disarray, and there was a lot of vomit and excrement around him. There was a lot of yellow juice on Sha Zhu's body, the tables, chairs and benches around him, and even on the stove chopping board and in the pot. There were also a lot of empty wine bottles and leftovers around him.

Seeing this, the fat man couldn't hold it in any longer, and he vomited out yesterday's overnight meal with a "wow" sound. Finally, it seemed that he vomited out bile. When there was really nothing left to vomit, the fat man held his stomach, bent over, and staggered out of the cafeteria.

The fat man finally got out of the cafeteria and took a deep breath of fresh air. Then he took out an economical cigarette and lit it to calm his nerves.

It will be hard for Sha Zhu to return to the canteen in this state. Who dares to eat the food he cooks? Even the canteen staff will have to be replaced. This is also a good thing for me. I don't have to suffer under Sha Zhu anymore. It seems that I have to help my master to promote himself. People go up and water flows down. Who told you not to teach me real skills? For my future, master, don't blame me!

After so much trouble, it's already late. Many workers have already appeared in the factory. We can't delay any longer. Now is the time.

The fat man ran towards the factory gate while shouting at the top of his lungs: "Oh no, something happened, my master is in trouble in the kitchen, come and help!" It seemed like he cared about Sha Zhu. Why did he run to the gate? Of course, there were many people coming to work at the gate, and there were also safety guards and leaders on duty there, so the bigger the incident, the better!

The workers who were at work only heard a shrill scream coming from far away and then getting closer.

"What? Something happened to Shazhu?"

"It seems to be in the cafeteria kitchen!"

"Come on, let's go see the excitement."

"Er Gouzi, stop wasting time and go to the cafeteria to watch the fun."

I saw a large group of people rushing straight to the cafeteria. Those who were still unaware of the situation followed the crowd when they saw the flow of people changing direction. Soon, thousands of people gathered outside the cafeteria, and the number was increasing.

The fat man finally ran to the security duty room at the door and asked a security guard on duty: "Which leader is on duty today? Where is he?"

The security guard pointed to the duty room and said, "Section Chief Zheng is washing up in there."

The fat man turned around and pushed the door open. "Chief Zheng is in trouble. My master is in trouble. Please go to the cafeteria and take a look! There is a large group of people gathered outside the cafeteria now."

Zheng Gang frowned. What do you mean Chief Zheng is in trouble? Can you speak? But he suppressed his unhappiness and asked, "Tell me slowly, what happened?"

"My...my master...he was lying in the kitchen, the floor was covered with...shit and urine, but he was not moving!" the fat man said breathlessly.

When Zheng Gang heard why this idiot Zhu always caused trouble for him, he knew that human life was at stake after all, so he quickly wiped his face, put on his gun, and rushed out the door.

"Those from the security department, gather here quickly. Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhao, you two stay here and tell the factory leaders to go to the canteen immediately. Everyone else, take your weapons and follow me. Run forward!" Zheng Gang issued the order in a hurry.

In one minute, the security guards on duty had gathered together, and Zheng Gang led them to run straight to the cafeteria.

The cafeteria is now extremely lively! The workers who arrived first went directly to the kitchen out of curiosity to check the situation, but soon after they entered, they quickly ran out with their mouths covered. They didn't even bother to find an empty space, but bent down and started vomiting.

Upon seeing this, everyone stepped back and made way for a large open space. After all, no one wanted to be vomited on, and then the crowd started talking.

"What happened? Why did you vomit after just a short while in there?"

"Don't just vomit, tell us what's going on inside first."

"Is this collective food poisoning?"

"Could it be bewitched?"

"Is there anyone brave enough to come in and take a look?"

You know what, there were actually a few brave and curious people who entered the kitchen, but they didn’t last long, because soon it was the turn of others to watch their vomiting show!

This was the chaotic scene Zheng Gang saw when he arrived outside the cafeteria. He shouted loudly without hesitation, trying to calm the crowd down and make way for them to enter, but his voice was drowned out by the noise and could not be heard far away.

Zheng Gang decisively pulled out the pistol on his waist and fired three shots into the air. The gun was loaded with blanks when there was no mission, and only loaded with live ammunition when going out to carry out arrest or escort missions, so there was no psychological burden to shoot at this time.

Three gunshots of "bang, bang, bang" instantly drowned out the noisy crowd. The workers instantly became quiet and you could hear a pin drop, but there were still occasional sounds of vomiting.

"Comrades, please make way. Let our security department go in and handle the problem. Also, stay calm. Do not spread rumors before the matter is investigated clearly. Do not panic and cause a stampede." This time, Zheng Gang's voice was heard from far away.

This time, the crowd retreated in unison to make way for a passage. Zheng Gang and his security guards strode forward and went straight into the cafeteria.

At this time, Ma Hua, Liu Lan, canteen director Xu Dabao and others also rushed to the canteen, but were blocked from entering. Now they took advantage of this gap to squeeze in.

When the group entered the kitchen, they were hit by a foul odor. They had to suppress the urge to vomit and went forward to check the situation.

I saw Sha Zhu lying on the ground, his face and body covered with yellow mixture, not to mention the surroundings. Liu Lan was a female comrade, her resistance was even weaker, and she vomited on the spot. If no one else vomited, everyone could still bear it, but now that someone started it, everyone couldn't bear it anymore, and vomited so hard that it was dark.

However, Zheng Gang had crawled out of a pile of dead bodies on the battlefield, and that scene was much worse than this, so he held back his urge to vomit and went forward to check Sha Zhu's breathing. Fortunately, he was still breathing, at least he was not dead, so it was not a big deal.

"Director Xu, there is a water pipe in the cafeteria. Please flush him. We need to get him out first."

"Outside the cafeteria, ugh...there's something at the sink... ugh..." Xu Dabao said while vomiting.

Zheng Gang saw that he couldn't help, so he had to take two retired security guards to drag Sha Zhu to the sink outside. The two security guards were also reluctant, but they had to obey the leader's order, so they pulled Sha Zhu's leg and dragged him out roughly. When crossing the threshold, Sha Zhu's head hit several times, but they didn't care.

Finally, Shazhu was dragged to the sink. When everyone saw how miserable Shazhu looked, they burst into laughter.

"Is this stupid pillar dead or alive?"

"How did it get on your body? No wonder everyone who went in before vomited."

"You haven't entered yet. It's even more exciting inside!"

"I went in, and there was a stove, a chopping board, and a cooking pot... Ugh..."

Zheng Gang ignored what they said. He connected the water pipe and poured water on Sha Zhu without caring about the winter. Sha Zhu, who was hungover, shivered and opened his eyes when the cold water hit him.

Sha Zhu looked at his own situation, then at the crowd around him, and smelled a strong stench. He simply rolled his eyes and fainted again.