HP: I just wanted to drop out of school, but I saved the world

Jian Yu pondered for a long time looking at the live map made by the plunderers and given by the twins.

The small black dots representing wizards and their English names overlapped densely, making it so dark that she almost developed a fear of claustrophobia.

But she was already familiar with the classrooms and secret passages on the map——

After all, there are a bunch of ghost friends who are hundreds or thousands of years old in the school, so it is hard for her not to know these secrets of the school.

She closed the map, and after some careful consideration, she came up with a perfect location.

——Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets.

She believes that this place can meet the demands of all parties at the same time:

Firstly, it was located in the girls' bathroom on the second floor, neither too far nor too close to the cellar or the tower; secondly, since the pipe could only be opened with Parseltongue, the place was extremely confidential; thirdly, it had the distinctive characteristics of Slytherin, perfectly satisfying the demands of the little snakes; and Harry was the only key to open the door, which balanced the interests of the Gryffindors.

All members wholeheartedly agreed with this decision.

Even Harry the doorman heroically stated that he would protect their shared home even if he was thought to be a pervert using the ladies' room.

Everything went well at first.

The little Slytherin snakes proudly showed the students from the other three houses around the Chamber of Secrets, a relic left behind by their founder thousands of years ago! Now a popular tourist attraction!

The little lions of Gryffindor claimed that it was so exciting to climb onto the beard of the old man of the Snake House to play games, and it gave them a thrilling feeling as if they were testing the brink of death.

If Salazar knew about this, he would be so angry that he would go and fight with Godric again, just to let him see the excellent qualities of Gryffindor students a thousand years later.

This smooth progress continued until Harry sent a loss of contact warning under the professor's close monitoring.

Club members began to complain about the loss of the portkey, and Draco complained angrily:

"Who would have thought that a thousand years later, our Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets would require a Gryffindor to open the door!"

Fortunately, Jian Yu quickly solved the problem. She came to the bathroom with a bucket of corn snakes and hognose snakes caught from the greenhouse and the forbidden forest. They had all been specially trained by the rat snakes and eagle owls she raised, and now they could hiss fluently for "help" and "open the door".

She started to send snakes on the spot.

One for each person, and everyone benefits.

"Merlin's beard!" Ron's face wrinkled up and turned green. He pinched the corn snake between two fingers and groaned, "Why do we Gryffindors have snakes!"

His twin brothers advised him to be more tolerant for the sake of the greater good. After all, the club members were occupying Slytherin's territory to play games, and it was only right for them to raise snakes for him to fulfill his last wish.

Although the symbol of Slytherin is the snake, it does not mean that every student in this house is not afraid of this cold-blooded reptile. But their pride made them force themselves to speak in a trembling voice:

"You Gryffindors aren't going to be scared, are you?"

The little lions were provoked by this, and no matter how scared they were, they had to pretend to be brave.

Ron, the representative among them, distorted his face and fought back:

"Stop pretending, you're the ones who are so scared that you're about to pee your pants!"

"Let me tell you, our brave Gryffindors are not afraid of snakes! We could fill the Gryffindor Tower with them!"

Listen to what he said. If Godric, the ancestor of the Lion Court, knew about this, he would probably go find Salazar and fight him again.

The little Hufflepuff badgers also seemed to have lost their luster, and they kept mumbling to themselves, "They are cute one by one", "Badgers can eat snakes", "They look delicious", etc., to numb themselves.

The Ravenclaw eagles, in an academic spirit, carefully studied the habits and weak points of snakes, and believed that these were all non-venomous snakes that would not kill people, so they happily accepted these strip-shaped door keys.

It has to be said that this is also a double invasion of Slytherin culture and species.

But soon new problems emerged:

Since the mice in the castle were eaten by them, the keys were turned to the students' pets.

"My Scabbers!" Ron grabbed the corn snake with one hand and the mouse Scabbers' butt with the other, and pulled it out of the snake's mouth with great effort. Half of its body had been swallowed. "You damn snake, it's not your food!"

In just a few days, the tail of the mouse he raised, Banban, was gone, and its body was covered with teeth marks from being bitten by the little snakes. The whole mouse looked skin and bones and was shaking constantly.

"I can't keep it anymore!" Ron angrily raised the corn snake and complained to Jian Yu, "We have three snakes in our dormitory, and Banban doesn't dare to move them! It won't eat or drink, it might die!"

"And Neville's toad!" he continued to protest. "If it hadn't been poisonous to protect itself, it would have been eaten by the snake!"

But the reactions of the Gryffindors, except Ron, were not so intense.

His roommates Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas had already developed feelings for the hognose snakes they raised, and before Jian Yu could say anything, they retorted:

"It's just a cute little snake, what's wrong with it?"

"Mice are on its diet, it doesn't know that this is wrong!"

The Ravenclaws also shook their heads and blamed Ron. They thought it was because he didn't understand the habits of snakes:

"Why don't you feed it according to the book? It won't be so interested in your rat when it's full."

Ron was speechless and had no choice but to continue raising the dog.

But the little snakes were soon reported by the students.

Since wizards like to let their pets roam free, they roam freely in the castle, or crawl into students' clothes and shoes, or coil around bed rails, on bookshelves, and hide in drawers... They can be seen everywhere.

And because of the good living environment, suitable temperature and the blessing of the master's magic, they began to multiply and lay nests of snake eggs one after another. The ownerless snakes swam around in the castle and danced wildly, causing many people to have some teeth marks on their bodies.

Many little lions can see a snake sticking out its tongue and "tasting" themselves as soon as they open their eyes. After they jump off the bed in fear, they step on some cold and soft strips. When they panic to avoid their attacks and put their feet into their shoes to try to escape, their toes touch the little snake resting in the shoes!

"This is not Gryffindor!" The little lions, who were frightened to the point of insanity, roared, "This is obviously Slytherin! There are snakes everywhere! The number of people in all of Slytherin combined is not as many as the number of snakes in the Gryffindor dormitory!"

They had to develop precise pinching techniques and were forced to desensitize themselves.

After receiving the report from the students, the snake catching team immediately went out.

Professor McGonagall personally led a team to search the Gryffindor common room and dormitory, and found as many as fifty or sixty striped creatures of various colors. They were tangled together in a colorful way, and even she, who had seen a lot of things, almost fainted with her hands on her chest.

"You...you..." She was so shocked that she couldn't speak. She just wanted to open these students' heads to see what was inside.

Why is it popular to keep snakes in Gryffindor?

Is there really nothing wrong with the Sorting Hat's decision?

Should they really be in Gryffindor instead of Slytherin?

And this is exactly what the deans of other colleges want to say.

They also received reports and joined the snake catching operation in their own college.

The four hospitals have captured hundreds of suspected criminal snakes, many of which were still holding snacks such as mice in their mouths when they were captured.