HP: I just wanted to drop out of school, but I saved the world

But soon, Snape couldn't laugh anymore.

At three o'clock in the morning, when the Potions Professor was sleeping soundly -

A series of strange "crackling" sounds of breaking wood and falling bricks suddenly reached his ears, waking him up from his sleep.

What's that noise? What are his students doing?

He thought so as his sleep was interrupted.

In the short few days that Jian Yu had been here, he first encountered a brass crucible boiling hot pot, and then saw a fire crossbow sweeping the floor.

This series of actions that went against normal wizard behavior made him wonder if her brain had been stepped on by a troll.

So when the abnormal sound was heard, he quickly locked onto the person who caused the problem.

He carefully identified the source of the sound, but found that the sound came from the ceiling above his head -

To be precise, it is the ceiling of the 1st floor and the floor of the 2nd floor.

It seemed like something was digging into the bricks and cement with its claws.

Snape frowned.

But the next second—

A large piece of ceiling fell down without any warning, taking with it all the furniture in Jian Yu's bedroom on the second floor!

"Bang—crackling—rustling—"

The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground, crashing and breaking was endless.

If Snape hadn't reacted in time, he would have been hit!

I saw that there was a big hole in the ceiling of his house, bricks and wood were scattered all over the floor, and sand, soil and wall dust were still falling from the broken parts!

The furniture that fell from the second floor had all fallen apart and collapsed his bed and wardrobe!

Looking at the miserable state of his house, no one would believe that the Dark Lord had broken in!

Snape quickly Apparated to a safe place. Shocked, he regained his anger. He gritted his teeth and roared:

"Jade Jane!"

"Come out!"

......

The moment Jane Yu opened her suitcase and moved into Snape's house, the smile disappeared from her face.

She clearly remembered that she had returned the Niffler to Newt before the summer vacation, right?

She rubbed her eyes to make sure she wasn't dreaming.

In this box, in addition to the little snake she raised, a Niffler appeared out of nowhere!

Judging from its appearance, it was the one that had been with her for a year.

When the box was opened, the Niffler, who was caught off guard, froze inside, with a gold Galleon on his head and one in each of his left and right hands.

It struck a serene pose, looking as if it were disguising her hanger.

While remaining motionless, it glanced at her with its tiny black eyes to show that it posed no threat and had no intention of stealing her gold Galleons.

"How did you get in here?"

Jian Yu stroked it twice in confusion. The guilty Sniff, who had long learned to read her expression, became confident when being stroked.

It moved its body away and, with an inviting expression, motioned for her to go in and take a look.

An ominous premonition fermented in Jian Yu's heart.

She leaned over and looked, and was stunned -

There's even a Niffler inside!

The proud Sniff put his hands on his waist and puffed out his chest. He twisted his body and pulled away from his companions.

Jian Yu almost fainted.

Behind the two Nifflers, there are actually six small, newly born Niffler cubs!

Where are the matryoshka dolls here?

The Niffler returned to Newt's suitcase and found its mate, and sneaked over to her place with its family to give birth!

If she could hear and read the Niffler's body language, she would hear it conveying a message:

"Shit shoveler, you're a grandmother now! Are you happy?"

Unfortunately, Jian Yu didn't understand.

She quickly sent a letter to Newt asking for help.

And once again, Newt, who had gone to an unknown rain forest, cancelled his subscription.

She sighed with a sad look on her face.

Eight Sniffs' large team building...

Will her suitcase really survive...?

But obviously her Sniff understood that rabbits don't eat grass near their burrows.

Her suitcase, their home, remained perfectly intact.

Therefore, it was Professor Snape's house that suffered the most.

So at 3:30 in the morning, she was wearing pajamas, holding a Niffler that had escaped from prison, and carefully poked her head down from the big hole in the floor.

He was met with Snape's death ray and livid face as he looked upward.

The teacher and the student looked at each other, neither of them could organize their words for a moment.

......

But they also had no time to organize their language.

Because there wasn't just one Niffler that escaped, there were seven more scattered in various corners of the house.

Their behavior confirmed that the Nifflers did have a natural preference for shiny things and black low-heat clinker cement slurry.

This was reflected in the fact that Snape's collection of glowing unicorn hair had been completely worn away, and the concrete walls were full of holes.

Snape captured the last Niffler hidden in his potion jar, disguised as a porcupine quill, and finally managed to form words:

"Maybe Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them should be written by you instead of Professor Scamander."

Jane Yu was pushing her grown children back into the box one by one, which made Snape's pupils tremble.

Such a small box actually houses eight nifflers, a snake and an owl!

No, it's not so much that I raise so many animals, but rather...

How long had all those Nifflers been in the Slytherin dormitory, and how come the students didn't notice?

Looking at Jane Yu trapped in the sniff pile, Snape felt that his brain stopped working.

Fortunately, he quickly restarted it and started spraying venom:

"I think Miss Jane, who has a nose for smells, should remember that this is Spinner's End, your poor old professor's home in the Muggle area -"

"If you have any problem with this place, you could have just let me send you to that stupid dog instead of sending the Niffler to tear down the house—"

"There's nothing here for these rats with their heads clouded by gold galleons to find treasure. There's only glowing potions -"

Feeling guilty, Jian Yu made a sincere and earnest confession for half an hour.

And sent a lot of gold galleons as compensation.

Don't hit a smiling person. Snape's venom got stuck in his throat and he almost choked to death:

"No, I am not in the habit of asking for Galleons from underage students."

"I'm sure your guardian will be happy to take responsibility for the damage you've caused."

Jian Yu, who successfully persecuted Dumbledore's vault, smiled.

She knew that she and Snape had a tacit understanding that came from three years of confinement/special treatment!

She reinforced the suitcase again to prevent the house from collapsing and making them homeless due to the demolition of the prison break.

Snape breathed a sigh of relief after successfully repairing the house with a spell. Having seen many storms, he thought that all this was still within his tolerance.

But what happened next made him feel beyond his tolerance.