HP: I just wanted to drop out of school, but I saved the world

The next second, a dazzling white light suddenly exploded, as if bright stars suddenly bloomed in the darkness.

The light was so strong that the entire night was dyed into day. A gorgeous phoenix pattern spread its wings in the night sky.

"Dumbledore! Dumbledore is coming!" The Death Eaters dropped their rubber toys and ran around in panic. "Run! Get out of here!"

Those who reacted the fastest Disapparated away or plunged into the crowd and disappeared; but those who reacted the slowest were fixed in place by the spell.

The staff of the Ministry of Magic immediately rushed over and began to arrest them.

"Don't push me! Don't squeeze me!"

"Ah—help!"

The Death Eaters were rushing into the crowd, people from the Ministry of Magic were pushing their way in, and people who had not yet reacted to what was happening were pushing and shoving, almost unable to stand. There were children screaming and adults roaring.

It was unknown who fell to the ground first, bringing down a small group of people. Those who fell due to the collision tried to use levitation spells and ropes to rescue themselves or their families, which made the already chaotic camp even more chaotic.

"Hand in hand!" Mrs. Weasley shouted at the top of her voice, almost whistling, "Fred first, George last!"

"Hurry up! Go to the woods, to the gym!"

The woods leading to the gymnasium were dark, the colored lights long gone.

Under the flickering fluorescent lights, a group of people stumbled along, but they were dispersed by the influx of crowds.

Jane Yu held Harry with one hand and Hermione with the other to prevent them from getting lost.

There was a chaotic conversation around, French, German... mixed together, Jane Yu could hardly hear what Harry was saying.

The three people followed the path into the woods, looking for the lost people, and the number of people gradually decreased.

"Oops, I can't believe this... my wand is gone!"

Jane Yu finally heard what Harry said. He was rummaging through his coat pockets.

"What?" Hermione asked anxiously, "Did someone just push him away?"

Harry slapped his hands around himself, but soon he felt something long and thin inside his clothes and breathed a sigh of relief:

"It's still there, it's still there. The one Sirius stuffed into my pocket fell off."

The three continued walking, following the path into the woods until they came to a clearing, but suddenly a voice was heard behind them.

It seemed like a person, walking towards them with one footstep deep and one footstep shallow, but the footsteps disappeared behind the dark bushes.

"Hello?" Harry called.

But no one responded. The woods in the distance were still as dark as ever, but it seemed as if something was spying on them.

Jian Yu took out his wand and looked around vigilantly.

A man's voice suddenly broke the silence without any warning. It was a spell -

"Morsmordre!"

As the spell was chanted, a rubber duck suddenly jumped out of the woods, bounced on the ground a few times, quacked, and then stopped moving.

The scene was funny, but no one could laugh out loud.

They all realized that there might be a dark wizard hiding here.

"Stupefy!"

Jian Yu quickly fired a stun spell into the woods. The spell penetrated into the woods and seemed to hit something, but also seemed to hit nothing.

She could only hear Shan Shan slapping herself and crying:

"Master! Master! Shanshan violated the order. Shanshan made a mistake!"

But when she used a spell to separate the bushes and wanted to see what was happening behind, she only saw it, the elf.

"Bad wizard! Bad boy!" the house-elves screamed continuously. "Winky is trying to escape!"

After a snap of fingers, the woods fell silent.

......

"It's all right, it's all right, kids."

The commotion in the camp finally died down, and Mr. Weasley found them, a tired look on his face.

Everyone was already in the tent, and fortunately everyone was safe.

"What happened?" Ron asked in a panic.

"The corpse reappeared." Jian Yu said, "We heard someone chanting... but he failed. What was that spell?"

"Death Eaters - the ones who weren't in Azkaban, I suppose - that's their mark," said Mr. Weasley disgustedly. "I suppose they had a few too many drinks tonight and wanted to remind us there were still a lot of them out there. They had a party."

"But why did they all turn into a bunch of rubber toys?" Harry asked. "They shouldn't be so... stupid?"

Mr. Weasley pursed his lips, as if he thought of some funny scene, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

He looked at Jian Yu and his twin sons with approval:

"After You-Know-Who fell from power, they did everything they could to avoid being thrown into Azkaban."

"They made up all kinds of lies, saying that a mysterious person forced them to kill and torture people, so they had to hide their identities-"

Mr. Weasley picked up a fake wand that was lying on the table and waved it in the air, and it transformed into a rubber caterpillar:

"A disposable wand is a much better way to hide your identity than using your own wand."

The case was finally solved.

Jian Yu finally understood why the fake magic wands were so popular and were sold in bundles.

It turns out that this sales volume is all due to the dedication of the Death Eater customers!

She thought about how she had exaggerated when selling products, such as "a cross-century invention", "only 5 Galleons per stick", "single-use", "won't leave any traces of the spell"... and the twins quickly learned this set of rhetoric.

I wonder which Death Eaters were fooled?

After all, she only chooses big clients who are well-dressed and rich, and sells them at a high price.

To be honest, it was pure coincidence.

Who knew that selling a joke product could also trick them?

Jian Yu scratched his head.

"Wow—" Fred cheered and looked at George, "We emptied the Death Eaters' pockets!"

"Great!" Dumbledore poked his head in from the door of the tent. He had just helped deal with the riot. "Fortunately, with your fake wands, no one was injured, and the memory of that Muggle has been modified. If this was in Hogwarts, I would give you an award."

He smiled and stroked Jian Yu's head with his warm hand:

"You are really perceptive! I know you have discovered something unusual from the conversation..."

He has almost said the word "proud" so many times!

This kid is truly a genius, to have figured out how to use a fake wand to fool the Death Eaters!

Dumbledore began talking to Mr. Weasley, and soon Mrs. Weasley came to the table with some hot cocoa.

"Crouch is angry that his house-elf disobeyed his orders and it is said that it may be driven away..."

"Rubber toys all over the floor...Sirius caught several of them himself..."

Jian Yu drank hot cocoa and listened to their conversation curiously.

But what she didn't notice was that Harry, Ron and Hermione were not listening to the conversation. They huddled in a corner and began to whisper:

"Do you remember that it was Jade who asked Fred and George to wear fake wands?"

Harry nodded sharply. He remembered Jian Yu's experience of selling goods everywhere, and whispered:

"And she personally selected the customers...they were very wealthy...they bought in bundles..."

The three of them exchanged looks that said "you understand, I understand, and everyone understands" and looked at Jian Yu's back with admiration.

She must have anticipated what would happen here, so she made preparations in advance!

After replacing their wands, Dumbledore was called again!

Of course, this all makes sense, after all, she is a prophet...

I understand everything I understand.

Jian Yu only felt a chill on his back, as if someone was staring at him.

But when she turned around, she saw only three heads huddled together with their heads lowered.

really weird.

My back feels cold. Could it be that I have caught a cold?

There are so many puzzling things!