HP: I just wanted to drop out of school, but I saved the world

The Slytherin snakes were under mental attack.

It was said that there were bursts of sharp and terrible noises coming from outside their common room, the sound waves of which were almost enough to pierce their eardrums.

"What on earth is this! It sounds like the Wanlun ghost is wailing!"

Draco complained as he curled up on the sofa, covering his ears.

Seeing Jian Yu return to the lounge, he also became louder. For a moment, she couldn't tell whether his voice was more penetrating or the mermaid's.

"The horrible creature outside the window has been howling for a long time!" As if they had found their backbone, the little snakes came forward one after another, "I don't understand, we are clearly under the Black Lake, why can't the water waves filter out this horrible sound?"

Theodore had even finished reading the thick school history book before Jian Yu returned.

"There is no such record." He frowned, and only one word fell on the parchment under his pen. "Such a thing has never happened in the school."

Blaise also covered his ears and said with a wry smile:

"Yu, if it doesn't work, you can order the mermaid to sing a song for us to cleanse our ears!"

After hearing this, Jian Yu looked at him as if he were a warrior.

Did he know that what he was hearing now was the sound of mermen communicating?

It turns out that Blaise Zabini is a true hero who even dares to face the screams of mermaids!

The little snakes began to discuss curiously whether the mermaid looked beautiful enough and whether her singing was seductive enough...

Jian Yu showed an indescribable expression.

To be honest... she didn't think that the corn was a spirit... or that it was moldy corn...

What does it have to do with beauty, temptation and attractiveness?

If they can eat all this, perhaps her classmates are the real warriors.

"I saw their silver tails from afar!" Blaise said excitedly, "They are so long, shiny and beautiful..."

No, that's because you didn't see their upper body.

Jian Yu was struggling over whether to break his fantasy.

Under the gaze of the little snakes, she approached the window of the lounge.

But they found that their aquarium... no, the black lake outside the window became a little weird.

The fish that were previously swimming leisurely had all vanished, and the occasional giant squid had disappeared without a trace, leaving only the tangled seaweed swaying slightly outside the window.

"So what is this?" the little snakes asked curiously, covering their ears.

"The singing of mermaids." Jian Yu finally decided to break their fantasy. "Is it nice? Do you want them to sing a few more songs?"

Bryce was struck by lightning. His face was swollen and he felt that he not only needed to clean his ears, but also his brain.

All the little snakes showed expressions of toothache, their faces were distorted, but soon their expressions revealed a kind of admiration.

It turns out that Jian Yu was facing this kind of terrible sound waves in the lake!

Being able to remain calm under such a mental attack, this is the style of a king!

It’s a pity that Jian Yu was not as calm as they had expected.

Especially when Daphne rushed out in panic, claiming that a terrifying black shadow appeared at the dormitory window.

"There are so many long, black shadows moving outside our window!"

She hugged Jian Yu's arm, pulled her back to the dormitory, and pointed to the window for her to look.

Confirmed, this is a mermaid.

I just don't know how they tracked down to the Slytherin common room.

She felt that she had not offended them?

......

The next day, all the little snakes were unconscious and went to class with dark circles under their eyes.

They thought that after a few hours yesterday, the mermaids would calm down a bit, but unexpectedly they behaved even more exaggeratedly.

The singing never stopped for a second all night. From the ghost howling at the beginning to the sound of sawing wood at the end, everyone's ears and brains were devastated.

Even Jian Yu, who used a silencing spell, felt quite annoyed——

Because she always felt that there was a mermaid spying on her from the window of her dormitory.

Soon she realizes that merpeople have invaded her life.

In the Care of Magical Creatures class, the class was originally supposed to teach about the Loba worm, but the protagonist of the class was forcibly transformed into a creature.

When Jian Yu arrived at the edge of the Black Lake, several necklaces and handfuls of pearls suddenly broke through the water and fell in front of her feet, causing the students to exclaim in surprise.

A string of harsh notes echoed on the surface of the lake, followed by a string of bubbles appearing in the water, and then there was no movement.

"Mermaids!" Newt introduced them to everyone with surprise. "As you know, there is a tribe of them living in the Black Lake... Their singing is very moving underwater, but if they leave the water, the singing will turn into screams--"

He began to talk fluently:

"It's really rare that they would take the initiative to give their treasures to wizards. No, I should say I have never seen it before!"

Jian Yu, who suddenly became rich, felt happy again.

It turns out that in this magical world, there really is such a thing as pie falling from the sky!

She soon realized that not only can money be created out of thin air in this world, but fish can also be created out of thin air.

Groups of lake fish were thrown onto the shore by the mermaids. They were jumping around on the ground and were obviously very fresh.

"Oh my god - these are the favorites on the mermaid's diet!" Newt picked up a fish and observed it, "I want to introduce their food to you..."

Then there were some strange, bizarrely shaped statues, which were pushed towards the shore by the lake.

"Mermaids have a prosperous culture!" Newt picked up a mermaid self-portrait and spitted, "These are all their creations... priceless..."

Jian Yu, who was holding a basket of necklaces, pearls and statues, found it difficult to suppress her smile.

She quickly pardoned the screaming mermen.

But she soon realized that she had forgiven too soon.

Because when the class was coming to an end, a male mermaid with twenty abdominal muscles, neatly tied hair, and more complete teeth than other mermaids suddenly broke out of the water, leaped up, and landed directly in front of her!

Jian Yu was so shocked that he didn't know what to say for a moment.

She suddenly felt the jeweled statue in her hands was a little hot.

"Fairy tales say that mermaids can transform into humans and pursue love with humans. Is this true?"

A student from a Muggle family asked Newt with curious eyes blinking.

"They can't transform into human form, and love with humans is almost impossible-"

But Newt's words got stuck in his mouth.

Because the male mermaid let out continuous and uninterrupted screams, he lay down on the shore pretending to be weak, and posed seductively towards Jian Yu, showing his iron-gray twenty-pack abdominal muscles, two pectoral muscles, and silver and powerful fish tail.

Its appearance was slightly more rounded than other mermaids. Its yellow eyes blinked at Jian Yu, and its webbed hands stroked its body.

But this does not change the fact that its appearance is extremely inconsistent with human aesthetics.

"Remember, this is the courtship song of mermen!" Newt shouted excitedly, "Maybe we have observed the courtship habits of mermen!"

"Those jewelry, statues, and food may be a necessary part of their culture to find a mate! What an amazing discovery—"

Jian Yu felt like she was about to orgasm.

She found it difficult to accept such racial differences, at least in terms of appearance and living environment.

She quickly put down her things and turned away, not looking back no matter how miserably the mermaid called out.

Just know that there is no free lunch in this world!

It's impossible for pie to fall from the sky!

The mermaid let out a heartbroken scream, followed by a loud "thump" -

It fell sadly into the lake, making a huge splash.