HP: I just wanted to drop out of school, but I saved the world

The good news is that no one has their stomach ripped out here.

The bad news is that research here is in full swing.

Literally in full swing.

Just within the first hour of the first day after the project was launched——

A series of deafening explosions were heard in Courtroom No. 1 on the tenth underground floor, which was allocated by Minister Bones and used as a temporary laboratory.

Jian Yu, who was researching anti-curse clothing in Room 2 and fully armed with Flamel's ancestral battle robe and the Bubble Curse on his head, broke into the room with a magic wand in his hand!

I saw that the original stone tables and chairs in the room had turned into ruins; and only fragments of a brass crucible on the ground were left, with hot steam hissing from the black edges; the shelf next to the table had overturned to the ground, and the potion ingredients on it were scattered all over the floor. Only the potion cabinet in the corner was still intact.

But the ruins are not the most terrifying thing. The poisonous gas at the scene makes it difficult to move.

The smell of burnt medicinal herbs mixed with the strange smell of the eight-eyed giant spider's venom made the laboratory evaporate with a strange black and green color.

Seeing this scene, Jian Yu took a breath of cold air!

She knew that a production safety accident still happened!

Could it be that Augustus has turned into a wizard fragment?

"Augustus?" she called. "Where are you? Are you all right?"

Something dark moved beneath the ruins of the stone chairs and tables. It was probably an arm.

Jian Yu quickly used the levitation spell and the repair spell to remove the stones on his body and dragged him out.

Augustus' clothes had been blown to shreds, hanging half-dry on his body, revealing his bare skin.

"Ahem!" Augustus, whose face was blown blacker than coal, showed a little white in his eyes and a mouthful of white teeth. He was holding something in his hand. "Everything is under my control... Thanks to your anti-curse hat and anti-curse clothes, I still have my arms and legs. I always had to connect them back myself before. Of course, this is how I developed my orthopedic skills..."

He didn't care about his half-exposed body, and opened his clasped hands.

Inside was a dark green, charcoal-like mass of unknown objects.

"Are you making pills?" Jian Yu, who almost thought she was going to Azkaban, complained, "If I'm not mistaken, you wanted to boil the crucible dry and extract the sediment on the bottom of the pot, thinking that you could make pills, but it caused an explosion, right? Do you remember the first chapter of the first-year 'Magic Potions and Liquids'? Boiling the liquid dry will cause a complete change in the magical properties of the medicinal materials!"

Augustus shuddered. Jian Yu's words seemed to have brought back some unpleasant memories from his school days, causing him to mutter:

"You're right, Professor Snape! Five points deducted from Ravenclaw!"

The former Hogwarts graduates and Snape's victims and the current Hogwarts students and Snape's beneficiaries fell silent at the same time.

It is not difficult to imagine what kind of torture Augustus, who was full of strange ideas, had suffered at the hands of Snape, which made him so proactive and skilled in deducting points from his own college, so that he still retained such a conditioned reflex many years after graduation.

"Well... there's a difference between making your own medicine and giving ready-made medicine to patients..." He said embarrassedly, "I managed to get a good one by passing by at a low altitude..."

In short, Augustus’ shortcomings in brewing have been fully exposed.

Jian Yu announced his ban on potion brewing on the spot.

"Cherish life and stay away from potions. Just focus on medicine." She sighed deeply, "As long as you don't take out my heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys, everything else is acceptable. I have a few directions for your reference, all of which are the needs of the front-line Aurors: first aid measures after being tortured by the Cruciatus Curse, fast-healing bandages, powerful cough-relieving and fire-fighting suffocating spells, anti-curse wound ointments..."

Feeling guilty, Augustus readily agreed and put on a new anti-curse hat and robe, promising not to cause any safety accidents.

Jian Yu believed that as long as he stayed away from the brewing of potions and the human heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, this outstanding therapist would never cause any trouble again.

But she soon realized that she was too relieved too early.

Because before her butt could even get warm in the chair—

The spell on her Flamel's ancestral wizard robe was automatically triggered, and the silver-white shield enveloped her entire body!

This was followed by another series of explosions, the noise so loud and the damage so severe that it was enough to turn the tenth floor into ruins!

Fortunately, she reacted in time and deployed a series of armor-strengthening spells to protect the corridors and walls firmly, preventing the Ministry of Magic, a nearly three hundred year old building, from collapsing.

One is born, the second is cooked.

After the explosion, Jian Yu put on the gas mask in just 0.01 seconds - the bubble head spell, and rushed to the next door with the magic wand in hand.

The house is shocking!

This laboratory specially assigned to Augustus for medical and potion research has been reduced to ruins: the stone tables and chairs that had just been repaired have all collapsed again, and even the solid bricks on the wall have cracked, with powder constantly falling from the cracks; the neatly arranged crucibles of various materials in the corner have turned into fragments and residues; the shelves that had been propped up and the medicinal materials piled on them have all turned to ashes, and even the reserve medicine cabinet that was intact just now was not spared and was completely blown clean.

Before she could ask where the person was, an arm skillfully stretched out from the ruins.

Jian Yu moved the bricks skillfully.

Pulled out 0.5+0.25+0.25 Augustus.

But Augustus was even more adept at self-healing skills than her. He skillfully used his intact right arm to cast the Bone-Excavating Spell, installed his left arm back in place, straightened his left leg, and then slammed down a bottle of special-effect Bone-Growing Spirit that he brought from St. Mungo's and hid in his spell-proof robe and survived the disaster. He then cast a few spells on them to make the joints fit better and the movements smoother.

It has to be said that, as he said, his orthopedic skills are indeed second to none in the UK.

Soon, he finished piecing himself together and stood up with a wry smile.

"In fact, I'm researching first aid measures for people who have been tortured by the Cruciatus Curse. Would you believe it?"

Facing Jian Yu's eyes that contained "let me see how you explain it", Augustus broke out in a cold sweat and scratched his head awkwardly:

"It's just a small accident... I was researching first aid measures after being tortured by the Cruciatus Curse. You know, the main reason for the death caused by the continuous use of the Cruciatus Curse is that the internal organs will spasm crazily. After being cursed several times, the heart of the cursed person is prone to disease. But the wizard's healing spells are not very effective, so I went to the Muggle hospital to observe their complementary medicine."

He mysteriously took out a box of pills that had survived the attack from the right pocket of his half-torn spellproof robe and whispered:

"That's all I have left... This is a magical medicine for Muggles. They say they take it when they have a heart attack. Take a look."

Jian Yu took the box and looked at it. The words on it surprised her -

Nitroglycerin tablets!

"Before coming here, I quietly went to the manufacturer and cleared out their stock... Of course, I left behind some pounds." Augustus sighed, "I think this magical medicine is very suitable for research. It may fill in the gaps in our heart field. After all, you can't grow a new heart. So I used the Apparition Charm to analyze it, and the Disintegration Charm to extract its components... Then I added a potion to catalyze the effect of the potion... And then you know what happened..."

Now the source of the explosion was finally solved. Jian Yu felt his hand holding the nitroglycerin tablet tremble slightly.

"Did you know you were making explosives?" she asked in a soul-searching question. "Thank God we have the Shield Charm, otherwise I'm not sure if we wouldn't be on the run singing Tears Behind Bars right now—"

Her words slowly stopped because Augustus' face suddenly turned pale!

She followed his gaze and saw a bloodless foot dropped outside in the ruins at the corner!

"It's over. I really have to sing Tears Behind Bars..." Augustus murmured, "I... I killed someone! How could there be someone else? Where did this person come from?"

"Don't cry behind bars!" Jian Yu quickly dug out the wizard fragments of the man and began to cast a healing spell, "It's still warm! There's hope!"

"That's right." Augustus quickly came to his senses and nodded. "Thank God I put the potion in his robe and it didn't explode... I'll take out part of his intestines and pour the potion directly into his body. The effect will take effect quickly! While no one in the Ministry of Magic has discovered that someone has mysteriously disappeared - don't give up on treatment, we can still save him!"

Hard work pays off, and his stomach-pulling and intestine-pulling spells will eventually come in handy.

But just as they were giving first aid, footsteps suddenly were heard at the door!

The two looked towards the door in horror, only to see Minister Bones standing there!

Caught the packet on the spot, it’s all over now!