HP: I just wanted to drop out of school, but I saved the world

The 66-year-old man named Tang suffered a setback in his life.

According to the normal routine, he should continue to ask the life force provider who opened his diary:

"How did you find my diary?"

After the other party answered, he could then naturally say that they were destined to be together, show his empathy, ask about their well-being, and dispel their doubts, thus successfully implementing mind control PUA, while absorbing their vitality and controlling them to enter the secret room to release the basilisk to attack the mudbloods...

But he never expected that the other party would call himself "Salazar Slytherin"!

Isn't this a scam?

I'm heart to heart with you, and you're playing tricks with me?

Nowadays, the students of Hogwarts are so insidious and cunning!

It’s really a declining world and people’s hearts are not as old as they used to be!

If the energy of his soul fragment was not enough to support him to transform into a physical body, he would definitely rush out of the diary to see what this student who claimed to be his ancestor looked like, then snatch the wand and give him an Avada and feed the corpse to the basilisk!

Unfortunately, for the sake of survival, the criminal suspect Tang had to continue playing the role of a caring older brother.

"Very... unique name. Your parents must have high expectations for you, haha."

Tom endured the humiliation and wrote his answer in his diary with gritted teeth.

Perhaps it was out of personal worship that the little wizard was given such a name.

Thinking of this, he felt a little better.

Little did he know that Jian Yu, who was sitting opposite the diary, felt a chill in his heart.

Even though he calls himself Salazar Slytherin, this guy can still respond with a smile!

Such a high EQ? It must be a scam!

Then she took up her quill and continued:

"I took a long nap... What year is it now?"

The ink on the paper paused strangely for a few seconds before a line of very dark ink words appeared:

"1992 years!"

Keep pretending, I want to see how long you can keep acting!

Tom gritted his teeth and wrote with such force that it was evident on the paper.

"A thousand years have passed - unfortunately, with my broken body, I can't die no matter what." Jian Yu replied.

and many more.

Unable to die?

Isn't this exactly what he wants?

No, I can't be fooled by this sweet-talking student!

Tom calmed himself down and tried to get the subject back on track:

"Where did you get my diary?"

He soon received a reply:

"A cute little snake brought you to me."

This immediately caused a storm in Tom's heart.

Besides myself, there is actually a second Parseltongue?

Could it be that...the person I'm talking to...is not a student...

Is it really Salazar Slytherin?

No, this is impossible!

Maybe he needs to test it out somehow...

For example, secretly taking a bite of the other person's soul to increase your own vitality and magic power...

The soul of a thousand-year-old ancestor must be particularly fragrant!

I nibble and nibble—crunch!

What kind of soul is this! It's like a piece of steel!

Tom covered his mouth where his teeth were almost knocked out, and tears welled up in his eyes due to the pain.

When he absorbed Ginny's life force before, her soul was as fragile as a piece of paper!

And the person in front of him had such a strong and powerful soul, could he really be his ancestor?

He thought he would have to continue testing...

While he was silently gnawing on his soul, Jian Yu felt itchy all over again.

Her anger welled up.

He couldn't even use a basic evil curse, Grinning Hulala, on her completely. This man named Tom Riddle doesn't deserve to win the award or be an outstanding graduate!

I'm afraid he's a liar like Lockhart!

With such poor skills, it’s no wonder he ended up on the path of online fraud!

She was about to scold the 66-year-old man for being uneducated, but she noticed another line of neat words appearing on the paper.

"I am sorry for the offense, I hope you can forgive my rudeness..."

You old man, you still have evil intentions!

Even though they couldn't continue the conversation that day, he was still pretending to be polite and role-playing with her!

Pig killing scam, so horrible!

She was filled with anger and continued to write:

"I forgive your mistakes. But I want to ask you whether the people now have fulfilled my wishes."

Tom tried doubtfully:

"What is your wish?"

Jian Yu's handwriting is vigorous and vigorous:

"Clean up the school, remove those who are unworthy of learning magic, and make the bloodline pure again."

But the diary began to tremble, and black ink ran uncontrollably across the paper:

"Not yet...but I'm working hard and will definitely make this wish come true!"

Jian Yu curled her lips. It seemed that Tom Riddle was a person who advocated pure-bloodism.

She decided to give him a little PUA.

"No, you are not worthy enough to fulfill my wish."

"I have an heir, and only he is worthy of all my power and wisdom, and of my possessions and pets."

The diary began to tremble even more violently, and large, scribbled words immediately appeared:

"No, no, I am the best match!"

"I can prove it - if you give me a little magic, I can let you see my memory!"

Jian Yu sneered.

Look, the scammer has revealed his true colors.

After all this talk, the ultimate purpose is indeed to steal her magic power!

"No, you don't deserve it... Since you don't know who my heir is, you are useless."

She closed the diary and shoved it under her closet.

When it comes to anti-fraud, she’s top-notch!

......

She snuck into Hagrid's hut during curfew.

The place was deserted, save for a dog barking in alarm.

"All petrified!"

The dog was immobilized, and Jian Yu finally felt relieved and began to look for clues here.

There doesn't seem to be anything unusual.

But the chickens in the chicken coop were different. They seemed to be afraid of something. They huddled together, shivered, and refused to eat.

Under the chickens, there were a lot of dried blood and scattered chicken feathers, as if the chickens were struggling before being killed.

Seeing Jian Yu approaching, a rooster suddenly flapped its wings, crowed, and rushed into her arms.

"Fox?"

Only then did she realize that what she was holding in her arms was not a rooster at all, but the phoenix Fawkes. It did not leave with Dumbledore, but was eating and drinking in the chicken coop!

No wonder the chickens are so scared. Who wouldn’t be scared when a phoenix stands in front of them and acts like a gangster boss?

Holding the fat and strong phoenix in her arms, she was about to leave, but her sleeve was caught by Fox's beak.

It pulled her hard towards the chicken coop until the man and the phoenix stood in front of the last remaining rooster.

The rooster looked old, with some graying on its beak and comb.

"Choo Choo Choo--"

Fox crowed eagerly, resting a wing on the old cock's back.

Jian Yu looked at it with a weird look.

"You...Fox?"

What should I do if the principal's phoenix and Hagrid's rooster are together?

It transcends race... It transcends age limits... I don't know if it transcends gender...

She thought she should choose to respect...

"Well... I wish you all the best."

Holding the phoenix in one hand and the chicken in the other, she walked towards the dormitory.

No wonder Fox stayed in the chicken coop…

No wonder Headmaster Dumbledore didn't take Fawkes away...

Keeping pets is still so irresponsible. Even if Fox falls in love with a rooster, he shouldn't just abandon it. It's really... Alas...

Jian Yu shook his head.